🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 439 30.3%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 575 39.6%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 254 17.5%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 27 1.9%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 43 3.0%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 113 7.8%
  • Total voters
    1,451
Ultor Corporate Shill said:
Does anyone have insight into how much this ad costs?
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I asked Gemini. If I am understanding this correctly:

The advertiser only has to pay if the first 30 seconds are watched, under that it is $0 (so no cost).
CPV (Cost per View is) ~$0.15-$0.25 after 30 seconds.
YouTube says that 5% of people are likely to watch the ad past 30 seconds (this is a standard like conversion rate that is often used).

The number of total impressions is 500,000 on a typical Crowder video.
So that is 25,000 people that watch past the 30-second mark.
So that would a cost between $3,750 – $6,250
For a month that would be $75,000 – $125,000

I know he pisses away money, but that sounds far too much for him IMO.
 
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Nova902 said:
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jer buying 13min ad space ...
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Is he advertising those double D cup tiddies? His cup overfloweth.

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The Pulverizer said:
I tried downloading it with yt-dlp and it seems like there's no mirrors available. If I remember correctly, isn't BitChute peer to peer? It could be that no one's seeding this anymore.
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I saw a magnet link in the page source. Trying to download but no seeders.

The Pulverizer said:
I seriously doubt he actually cares about his dogs, or his cats for that matter, and I think the only reason he's a pet owner is because he wants yet another status symbol to fill the void in his soul.
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Varicose Veins said:
I will say this in defense for Jeremy, he has in the Tism podcast talked about his dog.
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I'm personally undecided about Jer's views towards his dogs. If it weren't for the shock/pinch collars, I'd be fine just giving him that W. I firmly believe he hates his cats, though. He talked about them on streams I remember clipping, and I remember being disgusted at his attitude towards them. I made a section about it on this post, at least. I feel like there may be more, but I don't recall direct search terms for phrasing I would have used.

edit - Fuck, that was 1000 pages ago.
 
Your-AI-Overlord said:
I remember tight rolled cuffs and may have done it myself. I think in Jer's case here, there is an elastic in the cuffs of his jean pant legs. the way the legs roll over the cuffs has me thinking that.
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It looks to me like he tried to do a quick and dirty hem job on pants that are too long by using duct tape to attach the excess to the inside of the pant leg. He failed in this endeavor by skipping the crucial step of ironing a sharp crease into the bottom of the hem, allowing the folded-over fabric to hang in a blousey, balloon-like fashion rather than in a clearly defined hem. This effect is worsened by the fact that the hem is too long, allowing it to hang up on the high top of the shoe.
 

Isn’t it funny that Jer Jer Binks makes videos about others dying while this fat pantshitting racoon-eyed creepy stinky fatass looks like he’s dying himself? And can barely speak?

Earth to Jer: YOU’RE DYING! YOUR CHANNEL’S UNDER ATTACK! YOU’RE FA-TIRED! YOU’RE FAT! YOU’RE AGING!

You can’t talk about other’s declining health and mental fortitude while having daily evening alcohol-induced crash outs Jer!
 
SuperComfy said:
Is he advertising those double D cup tiddies? His cup overfloweth.

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And he didn't have the foresight to not wear a stripped shirt as a fat man? Vertically striped, no less. He had no unwashed black shirt or hoodie to use even? All his blubber shows because of it.

He couldn't even work on his appearance for a spot he probably edited himself and paid for that everyone will skip. It's almost art how he keeps damaging himself in his alcohol-induced panic and hubris. All he achieved is to encourage people to drink less and be a living cautionary tale.
 
Ultor Corporate Shill said:
The thing is it only exposed how delusional and out of touch his boomercon/MIGA paypiggy audience is. We didn't really need to go to a dead discord for dirt.
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As someone with boomer parents I really sympathize with the poor boomer kids being socially forced to teach their parents how to use Discord so they can waste their retirement money paypigging the Quartering.
 
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