Disaster Beloved goose eggs at Independence Center destroyed by hammer-wielding assailant

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Each year, Canada geese around the Independence Center mall lay eggs, and employees and customers watch and wait for fluffy goslings to hatch. Until Monday morning, a clutch of seven eggs sat in a planter reserved for them just outside the mall’s Jared Jewelers location. Mature geese have kept a close eye on the eggs, occasionally honking and hissing at those who have approached.

Tameka Bryant, the mall’s general manager, has dutifully documented the wait on her Facebook page. After the weekend’s storms, she checked in on Monday morning, saw the eggs were still there, and posted some photos for her friends. Maybe today is the day, she wondered.

Later that morning, she got a call from a Jared employee who told her that someone had driven up outside the store, approached the nest and smashed all the eggs with a hammer. Bryant sat in disbelief.
“I was expecting that call to be the babies are here, not that someone killed a family,” she said.
“What I hope to happen from here is that people understand that laws were broken, and it’s just not right,” she said. “I don’t think I’ll ever get the answer to why someone would get up, go get a hammer, drive over here and ruin someone else’s property, families, everything. They destroyed a bunch in a matter of a minute.”
She posted a sorrowful note and a picture on the mall’s Facebook page, and comments poured in slamming the assailant.

“The family we were so happy to welcome is now gone,” Bryant wrote. “To the woman who did this, know that we are searching for you. What you did was illegal. It’s a felony!”
The mall notified police and conservation officials, and employees and fans of the geese are hoping investigators will be able to track down the person who attacked the nest.
“Something is wrong with that person,” Bryant said. “That person needs to be prosecuted.”
 
100% it was a non-white. Likely upset that said geese babies were getting free housing and publicity while they had to cry on social media about muhfreegibbs not covering their hair extensions or weed addiciton.
 
That Camp of the Saints quote about 3rd worlders making a fire with your oak door really missed out on the resentment angle to their destruction of host countries.
It's not just about coming here and plundering the host country of resources, it's also about tearing down a better society because of their own jealousy that such a society can exist.
 
That Camp of the Saints quote about 3rd worlders making a fire with your oak door really missed out on the resentment angle to their destruction of host countries.
It's not just about coming here and plundering the host country of resources, it's also about tearing down a better society because of their own jealousy that such a society can exist.
In the book the guy making that quote is actually a pro immigrant commie who says its a good thing™ that they will burn your shit because it will make people less materialistic. The character wouldn't delve into the jealousy aspect because that's a negative emotion and immigrants are heckin' perfect.

Dude that book is so good, whole thing had me laughing my ass off.
 
What she did to the eggs was monstrous, but everyone's missing the bigger picture. This woman literally took away some retail workers' one ray of happiness in the cruel, soul-sucking world of retail. Some of those workers probably only stay there because they get to see baby goslings hatch and grow every year, which isn't something one has the pleasure of witnessing.

I hope they catch her and rope her in the public square.
 
90% probability of being a 3rd worlder.
Fuck my life. I hate these people.
Those goose eggs were demon spawn of the infidel and you know it. In the name of Allah, I proclaim a fatwa against Canada geese.
 
Canada geese are avian Jeets: they’re loud, aggressive, invasive, and shit everywhere.
 
Geese are just mirrors of the environment they live in. Anyone who rants about how bad geese are out themselves as residents of the third world. In particular canadian geese are known for being unpleasant because they spend much of their time dealing with canadians. Everywhere I've been to the geese were very pleasant: they used sidewalks, stayed out of traffic, and let passersby walk up and pet their goslings.
 
Geese are just mirrors of the environment they live in. Anyone who rants about how bad geese are out themselves as residents of the third world. In particular canadian geese are known for being unpleasant because they spend much of their time dealing with canadians. Everywhere I've been to the geese were very pleasant: they used sidewalks, stayed out of traffic, and let passersby walk up and pet their goslings.
And then everyone clapped.

Geese are dicks.
 
Geese are just mirrors of the environment they live in. Anyone who rants about how bad geese are out themselves as residents of the third world. In particular canadian geese are known for being unpleasant because they spend much of their time dealing with canadians. Everywhere I've been to the geese were very pleasant: they used sidewalks, stayed out of traffic, and let passersby walk up and pet their goslings.
Your post has traces of goose down. What if I were to offer you some bread crumbs sir? What would your reaction be?
 
It's incredibly unlikely, but I'm going to place my bet on white karen, probably drunk.
 
Geese are just mirrors of the environment they live in. Anyone who rants about how bad geese are out themselves as residents of the third world. In particular canadian geese are known for being unpleasant because they spend much of their time dealing with canadians. Everywhere I've been to the geese were very pleasant: they used sidewalks, stayed out of traffic, and let passersby walk up and pet their goslings.
Post feathers.
 
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