US US Politics General 2: Hope Edition - Discussion of President Trump and other politicians

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Should be a wild four years.

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Current members of the House of Representatives
https://www.house.gov/representatives

Current members of the Senate
https://www.senate.gov/senators/

Current members of the US Supreme Court
https://www.supremecourt.gov/about/biographies.aspx

Members of the Trump Administration
https://www.whitehouse.gov/administration/
 
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Martian High Command said:
Press the blue button and everyone becomes gay.

Press the red button and every copy of the movie Predator, physical and digital, disappears from reality.

Which button, Kiwis?
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Press the red button, every illegal immigrant in your country explodes*.

Press the blue button, they still explode, but everyone who pressed the blue button is forced to listen to has-been celebrities and wash-up comedians cry about it afterwards.

Which button, Kiwis?

*: Explode as if they were the victim of a Mortal Kombat fatality, not as if they were a bomb.
 
Cpt. Stud Beefpile said:
Real talk: Biden was so obviously a dementia-ridden puppet that he wasn't a worthwhile target.
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The worthwhile targets are the ones that can be both sacrificed to tighten government authority and have contrary opinions/alignments to the status quo. Especially the ones who target the CIA or Bilderberg.
gernig said:
We could have elected a fucking dog as president of the United States and it would have had the exact same result as Biden's term
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A dog will not prod Ukraine into Civil War nor force billions of people across the entire world into depression and insanity through a non existent covid pandemic.
 
Mysterious Girlfriend X said:
Press the red button, every illegal immigrant in your country explodes*.

Press the blue button, they still explode, but everyone who pressed the blue button is forced to listen to has-been celebrities and wash-up comedians cry about it afterwards.

Which button, Kiwis?

*: Explode as if they were the victim of a Mortal Kombat fatality, not as if they were a bomb.
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I'm pressing red because that sounds like a bonus
 
Mysterious Girlfriend X said:
Press the red button, every illegal immigrant in your country explodes*.

Press the blue button, they still explode, but everyone who pressed the blue button is forced to listen to has-been celebrities and wash-up comedians cry about it afterwards.

Which button, Kiwis?

*: Explode as if they were the victim of a Mortal Kombat fatality, not as if they were a bomb.
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if i press both buttons at the same time will they explode twice?
 
Mysterious Girlfriend X said:
Press the red button, every illegal immigrant in your country explodes*.

Press the blue button, they still explode, but everyone who pressed the blue button is forced to listen to has-been celebrities and wash-up comedians cry about it afterwards.

Which button, Kiwis?

*: Explode as if they were the victim of a Mortal Kombat fatality, not as if they were a bomb.
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Haha, imagine seeing Colbert cry because all the Mexicans exploded
 
Mysterious Girlfriend X said:
Press the red button, every illegal immigrant in your country explodes*.

Press the blue button, they still explode, but everyone who pressed the blue button is forced to listen to has-been celebrities and wash-up comedians cry about it afterwards.

Which button, Kiwis?

*: Explode as if they were the victim of a Mortal Kombat fatality, not as if they were a bomb.
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Red. Chances are the blue button washouts will affect MSM as well

Red denys them any recognition
 
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Do it, Donald. Crush the Redcoats. Finish our fight, while he is here.
- George Washington's spirit to Trump
 
So I called my local FFL a nice senior fellow.

I asked him about 38 super and he explained something to me that was rather surprising

Blah Blah the cold model 1900 or what evers action had trouble with the load, so cold de powered the load, then in the 1920 or 1930s they brought it back and called the ammo 38 super so people didnt mess up the ammo they put in it.

I ve probably mengaled that part feel free to correct me.

The interesting part was that in the 1920 or 1930s mexico out lawed the owning of a pistol in military or police calibers. So if you were paco working the states saving up money to go back home well if he wanted to bring a pistol back with him , his option was 38 super.

So now the mexican s wanna buy a pistole well grandpa had a 38 super. so its popular with us mexicans

thank you for coming to my ted talk.
 
Hey Johnny Bravo said:
>Earth has seen several mass extinction events in its geological record
>millions and billions of years ago, 50-90% of life fucking DIED
>plants, animals, you name it
>all that dead shit becomes oil and coal
>somehow we're gonna run out in the near future
I call bullshit on this. People have been claiming we'll run out of oil since the 1880's. First we were supposed to run out 1921, then the 70's, and so on.
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If you like going down weird rabbit holes, some folks believe in this thing called abiotic oil theory. It's basically the idea oil is is being constantly generated.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abiogenic_petroleum_origin
 
Eggplant Wizard said:
I submit this as more evidence that he cheated his way through college. There’s no way you fail to be a teacher in CALIFORNIA of all places when you check that many diversity boxes. He had to have fucked up severely somewhere along the way.
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He is half white and a man and assume not a fag. Its the curse of being a half breed. Neither race truly claim you.

Shaniqua and Karen put him above a white man, but he is still below fags, trannies, all women, and actual niggers. And there are only so many sinecures to go around.

To us he is a nigger, but to Shaniqua he aint black.

He also isnt good looking enough to get a pass from Karen. Karens and Poojeeta and even Shaniqua will make an excuse for chad.
 
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ChompChomp said:
Praytell, when did oil become a renewable resource?
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No, you misunderstood me. The lie is not that oil is a renewable source, the lie is whatever excuse we use to only take so much of it out of the Earth every year.
If we take it all now as opposed to over the next 100 years, what's the difference? I'm not even being a smart ass when I ask that question because I generally want to know what the difference is if we pull a Daniel Plainview and drink up the milkshake or take it out piecemeal.
I have a sneaking suspicion that we agreed not to drill all of the oil out of the Earth at once so that a certain country that practices beheadings and spends billions to host wrestlemania, comedy festivals and the rape of western white women can maintain political relevance.
The Saudis are the only ones with a kingdom more fucked up than Disney. Imagine if they didn't have any more oil on the ground and we didn't have to pretend to give a shit about them anymore.
We'd throw them to the kikes faster than you can open up a bottle of manischewitz.
 
Interesting set of speeches from Trump and Charles. Trump harped on Anglo-Saxon heritage again (is Miller writing these?) while Charles made some odd remarks on “matters seen and unseen” and Churchill performing a humiliation ritual for FDR by exposing himself. I’m sure, if you’re enough of a Qtard, you can infer what he may have been alluding to. Charles also presented Trump with a bell from a WWII-era submarine coincidentally named the HMS Trump.
 
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