🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 441 30.2%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 576 39.4%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 257 17.6%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 28 1.9%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 46 3.1%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 114 7.8%
  • Total voters
    1,462
With every new update I just keep asking myself "why?". Tubby was making plenty of money off of his boring boomer youtube slop, why would he have to lie about this coffee company? Why not just say he's drop shipping and call it a day? What's the point behind constantly lying and causing these stupid problems for himself?

The only conclusion I can reach is that he gets some kind of thrill out of it, like a serial killer that leaves clues because he wants to almost get caught. I guess we should all be thankful Jer hasn't taken that route.
 
AltisticRight said:
Gotcha, nobody tried to censor/cancel Jimmy Kimmel then and your president never said trooning kids out is okay as long as parents consent.
Back on topic.
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"I had to go a whole week without Jimmy Kimmel! My free speech is under attack by the radical right! Now everyone else better get back on topic now that I've had the last word!"
Thanks for the insight, Janny.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
With every new update I just keep asking myself "why?". Tubby was making plenty of money off of his boring boomer youtube slop, why would he have to lie about this coffee company? Why not just say he's drop shipping and call it a day? What's the point behind constantly lying and causing these stupid problems for himself?

The only conclusion I can reach is that he gets some kind of thrill out of it, like a serial killer that leaves clues because he wants to almost get caught. I guess we should all be thankful Jer hasn't taken that route.
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Well just like a serial killer, eventually you get away with it long enough, you think you're invincible. Then they get sloppy and eventually caught as a result of being too comfortable in assumption that they "got away with it".
 
AltisticRight said:
Money and skin colour can't buy principles and charisma.
Jer lacks both.
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Also intelligence, self-awareness, and pretty much every skill required for socializing or being a functioning adult. The fact that people like Jer get such big opportunities is a problem with our civilization. An even bigger problem is the fact that people like Jer actually make money by voicing their opinions online.
 
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DominoPetachi said:
I mean …. no? The right isn’t trying to censor the left. They’re still very much grave dancing and reeEeing for someone to finally assassinate Trump/plenty of calls to violence. They’re still trooning out the kids and putting pornographic literature in grade school libraries. They still openly hate and blame huWitey for everything. Nothing has changed at all. So miss me with that hashtag both sides do it bullshit.
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Generally when one group gains power over the instituitions/zeitgeist they will try to silence their opposition. I suggest you watch this, where he explains the exact dynamic that happens.
I've seen this cycle happen at least once or twice, there are plenty of example in history where this has happened. Very few people actually care about principles, the truth etc. Most politics is literally seen via an "Us vs Them" lens. I've seen old documentaries and video clips of the exact same discussions and talking points being made 50-60 years ago by the right and the left. So yes both sides have been engaging in this bullshit for quite some time.
 
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Mr. Manchester said:
With every new update I just keep asking myself "why?". Tubby was making plenty of money off of his boring boomer youtube slop, why would he have to lie about this coffee company? Why not just say he's drop shipping and call it a day? What's the point behind constantly lying and causing these stupid problems for himself?

The only conclusion I can reach is that he gets some kind of thrill out of it, like a serial killer that leaves clues because he wants to almost get caught. I guess we should all be thankful Jer hasn't taken that route.
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He's a serial shitter. He leaves brown trails everywhere!
 
Could someone point me to the original video (no Casino boys) of Heather and the RC-bull? I'd like to combine it with this music track
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The Pulverizer said:
>Born into a rich White family
>Went to an Ivy League university
>His height is 6'4"
>Married at age 18
>Lucked out on YouTube and made a couple million bucks with little to no effort
And yet he's still a total loser. How many buffs does life have to give this guy in order for him to succeed?
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Ozarkium said:
say what?
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for clarity's sake, i think he said he went to Whitewater U, some hole in Wisconsin when he was trying to swing dicks with CRP. def not Ivy league. "Masters in Marketing" kek:

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The Pulverizer said:
>Born into a rich White family
>Went to an Ivy League university
>His height is 6'4"
>Married at age 18
>Lucked out on YouTube and made a couple million bucks with little to no effort
And yet he's still a total loser. How many buffs does life have to give this guy in order for him to succeed?
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At this point, a lobotomy? It's hard to out-buff the ultimate nerf of cuckoldry.
 
Magastrate said:
Since it seems like Jeremy is struggling for cash, he could go into homosexual prostitution. Being large and hairy, he would be considered a "bear".
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I don't think he can keep his ass clean enough to take it up the butt, unless he finds some real freaks that are fine with using diarrhea in lieu of Astroglide...also he was talking about washing his balls in the sink when he thought he was gonna get lucky with Lauren Chen. Is his junk just that fucking gross???
 
I just had a thought. Doesn't Heather have, like, 2 college degrees in chemistry or something similar? She flies planes, stays in shape, and has retired from a professional career. In other words, she's a girlboss.

And Jer HATES girlbosses. Even now, when dunking on that trope has died down, he still brings it up a fair amount. He started his main grift when the girlboss shit was taking off, and shat on Captain Marvel and Brie Larson relentlessly. She's a pilot in the movie, and Jer is a retard who can't separate fiction from reality.

So, with his hatred of girlbosses and Brie Larson is just projecting his resentment toward his wife. He clearly doesn't like her anymore. But he is such a bitch he isn't gonna talk any shit to her. So he lashes out at movie tropes and celebs in her place.
 
Ozarkium said:
ONE THEORY,, just me speculating,, the huge cash influx(2nd mortagage) was to split some ownership deal w/ Player One and MIllcreek to relocate and form some sort of new owner/partnership.
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If I understand right, what player 1 / CBC were doing was taking roasted beans from Mill Creek (delivered in sacks in the sprinter van) and then grinding them, possibly mixing in mystery flavorings sourced from Alibaba, and then vacuum packing and palletizing it to send out to the distributor.

All that involves a certain amount of equipment and processes for food handling. He also purchased the $80k “k-cup” machine to expand the offering.

This had to take place somewhere, apparently not at either of the addresses claimed, but presumably wherever player 1’s business was. Matt’s garage maybe.

I think he bought out player 1’s operation and tried to scale it up, buying new equipment and so on, but mismanaged it and then hit cash flow problems. There are probably ex employees out there who would talk.

He couldn’t admit the fuckup of course so then resorted to plain old drop shipping from the cheapest vendor, possibly in South America somewhere.

That is just guesses based on what I have picked up from the actual detective work.

Mr. Manchester said:
With every new update I just keep asking myself "why?". Tubby was making plenty of money off of his boring boomer youtube slop, why would he have to lie about this coffee company? Why not just say he's drop shipping and call it a day?
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Face, or Izzat or whatever. The same thing where Rekieta is desperate to hang on to the law license he never uses, he doesn’t want to let the haterz win.
 
Romanian Gypsy and former furfag Vee will be addressing the Jer situation. Although he is Jer related as long as he is Dankula and Sargon related... It seems almost everyone around him is jumping boat.

 
Kiislova said:
Romanian Gypsy and former furfag Vee will be addressing the Jer situation. Although he is Jer related as long as he is Dankula and Sargon related... It seems almost everyone around him is jumping boat.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=xgFRr2Q_tv4
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please make that tard release all he knows about jer
will anyone bother watching him or must i take this burdensome task?
 
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