US US Politics General 2: Hope Edition - Discussion of President Trump and other politicians

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Should be a wild four years.

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Like, the one thing that I immediately noticed walking into the hotel is the sense of arrogance.

I walk in with multiple weapons and not a single person there considers the possibility that I could be a threat.
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He wasn't.

I see his sense of arrogance in not expanding on the possibility he might fail and just get gunned. Which is exactly what happened of course.
 
William F. Clinton said:
Everyone's rightfully talked about how reddit-tier the manifesto is, but could you imagine if he succeeded and it became obligatory reading in American history instead of being forgotten about in a week? Imagine if John Wilkes Booth yelled "Bash the Fash" or some shit at Ford's Theatre.
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Booth was a theater kid, don't build him up too much.
deleuzeon said:
Surprised he didn't bring an SKS or a Mosin knowing how they love to larp
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I mean I just have an SKS because it was cheaper at the time. I also like the bayonet lol.
 
Gentlemen said:
You know that you can fly with firearms in checked luggage, right? Just have to declare it when checking in, and your bag goes through auxiliary TSA screening.
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Holy fucking shit do they love punishing you for it, though. Fucking Christ. Here's how that works at Orlando International Airport (this was Spirit Airlines, but they all do this; it's how the airport's set up for it).
  1. You go to the regular luggage check-in. Spirit loves to threaten that causing an employee to have to talk to you for any reason will incur a fee, but they graciously "waive" such things when you utter the magic words: "I'm declaring two firearms."
  2. At the counter, a form (with unique ID numbers and matching stickers) is produced from a drawer, one per declared firearm. The drone starts scribbling on them.
  3. Meanwhile, you're directed to open the "tainted" luggage and identify the container(s) housing each weapon. Each weapon must be in its own hard-shelled container. No ammunition may be present in the container or the enclosing luggage housing it. They complain less about being asked to do their jobs if you've thought ahead and placed mechanical lockouts on each weapon in advance (the kind that loops through the chamber to ensure it can't be fired).
  4. Next, you're ordered away from the luggage again so the drone can open the container and observe the weapon personally without any risk of you touching it.
  5. Although you're asked to identify each weapon (make/model, etc.), they have a comical stab at describing each one themselves as well; this is noted on each form.
  6. The container is closed and the matching sticker from the declaration form is applied to the outside of the container. This is repeated for each weapon. A copy of each sticker (one per form) is also applied to the outside of the luggage with the containers.
  7. You fill out each form, including a signature and probably also a legal agreement that Trump is evil and you're Satan for daring to exercise your 2nd Amendment rights. The forms are returned to the drone.
  8. You're directed to close the "tainted" luggage and collect it again (the drone will not handle the luggage), then ordered to proceed (under escort by the drone) to a special TSA security area especially dedicated to gun-toting rednecks, er, sorry, law-abiding American citizens.
  9. Said "special security area" is in a quite-literally near-fully-isolated disused section of the airport, on a lower floor, with next to nobody around. In Spirit Airline's case, it was easily a quarter mile away from the luggage check counter. Not exaggerating. You are led there by the drone. You transport/handle the luggage, not the drone. There is no transportation assistance on offer. I suspect if you were actually handicapped, an airport employee would be summoned to begrudgingly help you, but I didn't observe any such courtesy on my trip.
  10. On arrival, a separate form is handed to a very bored, fat, incompetent TSA goon through an "employees only" window to which you have no access. You're ordered to surrender your luggage by putting it on a conveyor belt that slurps it into their clutches. It will be moved (by TSA and then throwers) into the regular baggage handling system following a successful "inspection."
  11. At no point during this process are you allowed to interact with any TSA personnel or even monitor your luggage as it's inspected. There's a window through which you can see it, but they go out of their way to block your view with their fat asses. They have elaborate, expensive scanning machines they appear not to use, preferring instead to paw like the monkey assholes they are at your likely more-expensive-than-their-monthly-wages firearms with their unwashed hands.
  12. Assuming the tainted luggage passes inspection, you're released by the drone to go on your way through the regular TSA checkpoint. That's right -- you've just submitted to a full luggage search and dedicated scan for (and of) weapons by complying with their declaration requirements, but fuck you, you're still going through regular security too -- this was just for your guns, peasant. They're not going to screen you here. You go back upstairs and get back in line, asshole. Enjoy the walk back.
  13. At your destination, you won't have any trouble spotting your luggage at baggage claim, because you can spot the neon orange FIREARMS label they've plastered to it from space. Whether you're subject to additional questioning by local TSA goons or local law enforcement is down to the phase of the moon and the general mood (and how busy the airport is). You will be watched as you move through the airport though. They watch those big neon stickers with great interest.
At least they don't charge extra for this bullshit. Except the usual checked bag fee on Spirit, of course.
 
deleuzeon said:
He could've copped a non-CA compliant gun given that he was apparently waiting years to do something like this but I guess it's asking too much of a libtard planning a high-profile assassination to put any effort in.
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It might be laziness, but it could also be genuine retardation. Sure he is planning an assassination of the President, but he will never do anything like modify an AR so it is full auto and better suited for concealment and close quarters combat. That would be dangerous and illegal! :O

The guy is too white to use a glock with an extended mag and switch, he is too black to use a tacticool AR modified to hell and back, and too libshit to do anything right.
 
William F. Clinton said:
Everyone's rightfully talked about how reddit-tier the manifesto is, but could you imagine if he succeeded and it became obligatory reading in American history instead of being forgotten about in a week? Imagine if John Wilkes Booth yelled "Bash the Fash" or some shit at Ford's Theatre.
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He basically did, since “sic semper tyrannis” means “thus always for tyrants”.
 
Tyrants are when they make fun of me for having nonstop gay buttsex and messing with trade rates with the intention of increasing my nation's GDP. >:(
 
quaawaa said:
The guns used have been released:

For non-gun people, those are two of the cheapest and shittiest guns you can buy.

Sounds like an InRangeTV fan:


Between taking Amtrak and this, he was definitely a /r/fuckcars member:


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How the fuck did the neighbor not notice something off about a grown man riding a fucking moped?
 
WelperHelper99 said:
They also don't leave their costal hives. They don't see the beauty of America. Out of everyone on SCOTUS, Clarence is really the only one not part of that club
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As nice as Clarence Thomas is nice be made aware that there is only one WASP Justice on the current Supreme Court and that is Neil Gorsuch. Two of the others are Black, one is Hispanic, one is Jewish and the other four are Catholic.
 
bookers said:
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sorry for the blackpill but its just the reality of things

the under 18 demographic in america is already minority white right now and the entire country will be minority white in only 20 years
and some of the most populous states in the country (texas, california, florida) are already minority white.
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People call this doomer, but it's just reality. It doesn't mean that future is set in stone, of course, but it will always have to go much further than deporting illegals, if it's going to get better.
 
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