🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 448 30.4%
  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 576 39.1%
  • Around a week.

    Votes: 258 17.5%
  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 28 1.9%
  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 48 3.3%
  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 114 7.7%

  • Total voters
    1,472
I’m guessing this totally planned, not at all impromptu spring break was prompted by some combination of the following
  • The Adam Sellers fallout
  • Rumble yoinking him off the Front Page midstream, to make it seem planned.
  • The Ralphamale is tired of your bullshit if you wanna know the troof about it bish
  • He’s out of money and can’t pay Hannah or Melonie until his credit card statement rolls over.
Ironic, too, that he takes his first break in 4 years right after telling Kick his stream is so valuable because it hasn’t ever missed a livestream. HE’S FLAILING.
 
I’m guessing this totally planned, not at all impromptu spring break was prompted by some combination of the following
  • The Adam Sellers fallout
  • Rumble yoinking him off the Front Page midstream, to make it seem planned.
  • The Ralphamale is tired of your bullshit if you wanna know the troof about it bish
  • He’s out of money and can’t pay Hannah or Melonie until his credit card statement rolls over.
Ironic, too, that he takes his first break in 4 years right after telling Kick his stream is so valuable because it hasn’t ever missed a livestream. HE’S FLAILING.
He's been promoting Razorfist all week for the show tomorrow as well. Great planning, totally not running from the shitstorm that'll be coming tomorrow
 
Alright who did this? They just lost it. Screenshot_20260422_193213_Brave.jpg
 
since this stream is a gold mine of JerJer creepery IRL,by the way i will make a multipost about it, that should tell you about the amount of content that was there, this is part 1 (1/3 of the stream clipped).
the quality is shit, because Jer had technical issues, and also he tried to delete this stream, no idea why, it was such wholesome content, just some perving on random women.
so let's star with the clips
1) The wench search begins




now he is in search mode, by the way he continues to drink, so he gets more unhinged the further the live goes along.




here he says that he wants to put some babies in some bellies, whilst he is perving random women


now "where is the brothel?" subplot starts also he used to LARP, cringe


here the search for "cups that overfloweth" begins, by the way he is contnously pointing his camera duruing all the live to random women asses and breasts


here he creeps on other women and explains that he is stealth creeping


here he asks a random worker "where is the brothel?", the worker is not impressed by this creep


here he begins and shows us "premium quality" boobs


some more creeping on women


here he gives us a nuce ass shot of a random woman


here he comments on aranom woman's ass, and does a second go to film and creep more on her



here he gives us the excuse he would give to the women that would catch him being a creepy perv



here he creeps for a good minute on this poor bartender, being sure to poin his cam on her ass for the whole time
also here we have some good alcoholism talk


here he finds a woman whose "cup overfloweth", the best kind to perv on and creep out

also he is kind enough tpo explicitly multiple times tell us he i getting blackout i clippled just one as an example


also i didn't include all the ass and boob shots he took because he did that on pourpose for every woman that was passing by
 
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Yeah, apparently he goes to that renfair quite often mainly so he can just pound down booze and some sort of bar snack that's like mostly cheese. Nice to see he's just as rapey in person as he is online since he was never forced to bleed his own blood for doing shit like this until Matt fantastic forced him to experience it.
 
Hey guys,

I ethically scraped this entire thread overnight and have it in .json format. My reasoning for this is because I believe that it could be helpful to have the thread context when doing our research. It can be used to create a timeline of events based on the first mention in the farms.

Many links out on the Internet point to this site, and I think that having this locally will help my jeets not redeem so many requests saaarrrr.

They have informed me that their other teams of fellow jeets working for the farmers would also like to have this information at their fingah-tips.

I have wrapped it in the ceremonial poonal string prior to zipping, so that when the file is unzipped you will know that this thread is a Brahmin sarrrrr.

PS: @Null - I did this with playwright and a 3-second delay after each completed request sarrrr -- Please let me know if I broke any rules by doing this, and if so, please scold me sarrr.

Zip file is 4.34 MB,

EDIT: It contains all posts from pages 1-1602.

Enjoy!

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EDIT 2: I am going to create a searchable vector database with all of the thread posts & all of the transcripts from jeralyzer.
 

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guys i am sorry but i must get on with some work shit so i think that the rest of the stream will be clipped and delivered either this evening late or tomorrow
 
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