🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

[Wraithdolf the White]

Don't you use oranges by putting them in a sack or a sock and beating someone half to death with them without leaving a mark?
I ask because if I find out jer and heather are into bdsm I'm out.

 

[SuperComfy]

 

[R. Budd Dwyer]

How many takes do you think Hambly needs to record for those YouTube slop/stolen video intros before he has one he can use? Those are the only times he gets to pretend he's some kind of confident speaker. Otherwise he sounds like a dial tone when he talks. Let me know what you think in the comments.

 

[Ultor Corporate Shill]

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tfw 89th Sharpedo in a row

 

[Bullooo]

Lol Jer is such a fucking coward.

Takes his first vacation in years because he's scared of decrepit Ethan Ralph and some Black.com bitch.

 

[Herpes is Brat]

Also he commented on this video like he doesn't own the channel:

"Okay but what if he's drunk and just forgetting he's the one who made the video?"-



This mouth breather in the future actively derailing hambly alogging

 

[The Secret Sauce]

Lol Jer is such a fucking coward.

Takes his first vacation in years because he's scared of decrepit Ethan Ralph and some Black.com bitch.

Ralph threatening to come to your door and big dog you is a free victory for anyone but Jer. He really is a world-class pussy.

 

[Soapmore]

@SuperComfy



I'm tired Boss.

 

[Jelly_King812]

How long does it take to kill a man with a blanket made of felt?

On another note, it's pretty obvious his hiatus is because he's scared of the Ralphamale, bish!

Jer's gonna be hiding in his house when Ralph/Scarlet roll up the driveway like

 

[SuperComfy]

tfw 89th Sharpedo in a row

You can't even make jokes at this point, he's just a horror cow at this point.

"Okay but what if he's drunk and just forgetting he's the one who made the video?"-
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This mouth breather in the future actively derailing hambly alogging

His only job is to make the podcast worse at every possible opportunity.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

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HE’S TIRED!

 

[Baklava]

Can we get a collection of rare/cursed hamblys going?

 

[Elks_antler]

RALPH GET FACE TO FACE PROVE YOU'RE NOT 5'1"!

I really hope that there is a confrontation of some sort. because Jer, who is like 6' 5", is such a bitch that the 5'1" rage pig with a bum knee will just dominate him. It will be very funny.

 

[R. Budd Dwyer]

So when Jer says that the cast is taking a week off, but he'll be doing 'daily segments'... does that just mean he won't be going live, even solo?

It means he'll be doing those YouTube short slop videos.

 

[shekelshoah666]

It means he'll be doing those YouTube short slop videos.

Still gonna get those 22 videos a day

 

[Gulls on Film]

Can we get a collection of rare/cursed hamblys going?

Are you trying to crash the servers? There's a cursed Hambly every 5 frames in his videos(with 3 super rare holographic Hannah Claire pulls guaranteed in each livestream)

 

[Mr.Bucket]

I really hope that there is a confrontation of some sort. because Jer, who is like 6' 5", is such a bitch that the 5'1" rage pig with a bum knee will just dominate him. It will be very funny.

It'd honestly be a fight where I'd wish for both individuals to end up in the hospital with serious injuries.

But I'd mildly be rooting for Ralph.


2026 is just straight wild, man.

 

[Gator_Aids]

This tweet was on literally nobody’s 2026 bingo card, yet here we are…

 

[Ice Gun Ninja]

Pardon my ignorance, but wouldn’t that mean that he does now have an actual coffee company? If so…why won’t he post pictures of the equipment?

It's all just speculation

 

[Jannycide_Now]

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This tweet was on literally nobody’s 2026 bingo card, yet here we are…

Wait what is the lore on MM marrying a second gay? Guys please tell me this is real, I don't know if I can survive the pain if it's not