🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 441 30.2%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 576 39.4%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 257 17.6%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 28 1.9%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 46 3.1%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 114 7.8%
  • Total voters
    1,462
Nova902 said:
Jer has decided to take a week off for vacation. And of course he will NOT be drinking on his unplanned week vacation. ( Can't wait for the drunk tweets this vacation ) :)
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Pretty sure he's doing this because he wants to run away from the casino after canceling them didn't work. Because this is the type of person who has no fight drive. And what I mean by that is I genuinely think you could slowly beat him to death with a spoon and he would not stop you; he'd try to run maybe, or attempt to snitch like the Randall Weems motherfucker he is, but he'd accept death by spoon.

Notice that he doesn't say he's not going to stop making videos though. Other possibilities include he's running away from Ralph. Or alternatively, he's trying to soft quit the live stream because he knows that it's where he gets his most embarrassing material from. Or alternatively, it's because he can't pay his co-hosts anymore because he can't run his scam through his bull.

Remember this cry bully specializes in going limp and letting you maul him until you get bored.
 
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Adamska said:
Pretty sure he's doing this because he wants to run away from the casino after canceling them didn't work. Because this is the type of person who has no fight drive. And then I genuinely think you could slowly beat him to death with a spoon and he would not stop you.

Notice that he doesn't say he's not going to stop making videos though. Other possibilities include he's running away from Ralph. Or alternatively, he's trying to soft quit the live stream because he knows that it's where he gets his most embarrassing material from. Or alternatively, it's because he can't pay his co-hosts anymore because he can't run his scam through his bull.

Remember this cry bully specializes in going limp and letting you maul him until you get bored.
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How long does it take to kill a man with a blanket made of felt?

On another note, it's pretty obvious his hiatus is because he's scared of the Ralphamale, bish!
 
I mean I'm just saying said:
I've also encountered an upper limit with CloudFlare pages: 20k files max unless I pay for a plan. There aren't many files beyond the one per transcript, but with the sheer amount of slop this guy produces we'll probably end up hitting that limit if I try to add Jer's main Rumble channel.
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This was bugging me so I couldn't help myself.
Thankfully with help from my close personal friend Claude I was able to solve this in like an hour.
Instead of storing each transcript as an individual file, they are now divided into indexes with pages at 8mb max, including some extra backwards reference indexes to make loading still relatively snappy.
This has reduced over 10k files to 115, so hitting the upper limit would require more videos than even the hamplanet could upload.

Thread tax, deliberately presented without context:

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Sharpeteer said:
These days, all it takes to be a "Star Wars expert" is have Funko Pops of Disney era characters, and do cringe "May 4th" posts thinking that's the real Star Wars day.

If I wanted Star Wars history and/or Expanded Universe lore, he's the last person I'd look to.

Even beyond that, it's amazing anyone goes to him for anything. Just look at him, just listen to him. Can't one do any better than this guy?
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Dude buys one Darth Vader toaster and thinks he's a fucking expert

Jer, you couldnt pick Jodo Kast out of a fucking LINEUP, YOU HACK. He just likes to CONSOOM and the new movies being so bad even he hates them wrecks his weekend. Suffer, Jer



I think Jer appeals to the same people that like Bert Kreischer and his whole gimmick: "He's a big dumb drunk like me, haha!"

It is amazing the DEMAND America has for the next John Belushi. We never fully recovered as a society
 
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Soapmore said:
So according to Jeremy Hambly on 21 July 2022, Mill Creek is his shipping fulfilment center.

A shipping fulfilment center in Utah, for a coffee company family business in Wisconsin. Ok. Am I missing something here?
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That sure is what it sounds like to me. He also says that the screenprinting facility is in the garage next to the coffee roasters. Makes zero sense. Earlier he also says that people "harrassed his fulfillment center" -- the whole video is a gold mine.
 
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