🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 469 30.8%
  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 582 38.2%
  • Around a week.

    Votes: 266 17.5%
  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 31 2.0%
  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 53 3.5%
  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 123 8.1%

  • Total voters
    1,524
Was the “buying an $80k coffee machine” a complete scam then, or did he become part owner of the decrepit white label roasting company that was shown in the thread a while back, and then got stuck buying upgraded equipment for them?
That's essentially what all this digging going on right now is over.

I'm of the opinion that he didn't buy any equipment or (as mac and cheese was pointing out) the other coffee label that he may have partnered with had their supplier requiring more output to meet their demand, so instead of going in halfsies or setting up a mutually beneficial business arrangement, Hambeast, in a rush to come off as a legitimate businessman, leveraged his personal finances, took on all the risk all while (presumably) trying to appease the Ready Player One (or whatever the other brand is called) guy (who was likely laughing his ass off at having Hambeast do that.) Of course the other brand went tits up fairly recently, so, lol Hambeast. Another savvy business decision from Wisconsin's favorite retard.

Honestly while the latter scenario is much funnier, I think the reality is a lot more mundane and Hambeast was just making another stupid business decision to buy up way more stock than he was actually selling.
 
i am still working on the complete post of my findings but lets start with this.
if ound JerJer's renfair and it is woke.
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thank you Heather Burst Hambly for this info.
on their site
we find this beautiful woke tiktok about the fair

also i have the full list of alcoholic beverages that they serve and their alcohol policy
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how many times do you think that Hamplanet was denied service?

also new update on the windchimes
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this is the site of the seller
this are the specs of the product
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and here are the price for the size bought by Hambly,from official site, so at the renfair it was almost certainly even more
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Was the “buying an $80k coffee machine” a complete scam then, or did he become part owner of the decrepit white label roasting company that was shown in the thread a while back, and then got stuck buying upgraded equipment for them?
Hard to tell because shortly after he started buying all this useless crazy shit like the fishtank, RC track, posting picks of Rolexes he bought. If he was broke and had to get both a $300k loan and $80k on the credit card, and cry that he needed people to buy his coffee, why would you buy all this shit.
 
Hambeast's coffee is portrayed as 'no politics' just honest to goodness good coffee made by Americans as part of a humble family business.
Oh of course, I get that. Sorry, my bloviating and Oz references buried the lede a bit -- I'm mocking his "unwillingness" to do this simple kind of "blowout exposé" by asking rhetorically why he hasn't just gone and done it. I know the answer is "because he's full of shit and can't make such a video to BTFO the accusations because he isn't actually doing what he pretends he is re: the coffee business" and I was too dumb and huffing my own farts too much to bother completing the thought in my last post. I'll do that now.

If he's really doing what he claims, proving it should be trivial (and good for business besides). The people nagging him about it know he's lying and they're setting themselves up (intentionally or not) for a super-easy L ... if he's not lying ... flopping it out there like an irresistible piece of bait. Since he is lying, he can't claim the easy W and subsequent victory lap. This has to be driving Jeremy fucking insane. The longer that accusation lingers without being answered in the easiest, simplest, most effective way, the louder the accusation gets and the easier it becomes for people to believe it. After all, it's a nasty lie, so easily disproved (if it's really a lie), and a good move to do so, and no downside to disproving it. So why not do it, unless it's not a lie after all.

I think back at the Obama birth certificate fiasco and how fucking perfectly timed its release was (IIRC Obama's campaign team dropped it mid-speech during Trump's 2012 presidential campaign kickoff rally, or some other similarly fantastic moment), and how effective it was at just torpedoing the Trump 2012 campaign. I wonder what might have happened if Obama had just ignored that particular accusation entirely instead of finally disproving it. There are still people today who think Obama's not an American citizen even with the cert, and the idea certainly had some traction back then too. Would "you're just being racist!" have been enough of a shield against that accusation to keep Trump off the ballot? Choosing not to take the obvious W in proving citizenship was judged too great a risk. I think that's really funny. Trump actually successfully convinced a sharp, ultimately successful campaign team to actually publish their candidate's birth certificate just to shut up a then-long shot almost-joke candidate. Even then the dude was an epic troll.

Mitt Romney was a dogshit candidate too (Trump was, even back then, far better), and I get the feeling the Obama campaign guys figured out early on that they needed to get Trump out of the picture ASAP and set Romney up for the Republican nomination. I don't believe Obama could have "out-charmed" Trump in a debate and I think if Trump hadn't hitched his wagon to the birth certificate thing so firmly in 2012 and had actually emerged from the primaries as Obama's main challenger, it would have been a very different election. Obama's team knew it. The press hadn't been prepping the left to hate Trump so viscerally at that point, at least not that much (they started programming and installing the first releases of the TDS NPC firmware when Obama won his second term), and there was IMHO a fairly strong chance he could have pummeled Obama pretty soundly if he'd been the Team Red pick.
 
i'd love to know more about this kek
So from what I understand, back in the day, he had this drama with Matt Loter (aka Matt Fantastic), who's a crossdresser, when Matt ended up beating the fuck out of Jeremy in a bar while they were visiting GenCon in Indianapolis. Jeremy apparently didn't even manage to throw a single punch, basically just cowered, and Matt actually threw multiple punches, including one that cracked a window next to Jer. Jeremy then decided to sue Matt over this. Let's be real: Getting your ass kicked by a dude in a dress is NOT a good look, ESPECIALLY when you're on the right.

At first, Jeremy/his audience/the pro-Gamergate side presented the incident as an SJW lunatic who was assaulting someone for their political beliefs. Jeremy even did what Jeremy does best, by opening a GoFundMe and begging his fans to help cover legal fees. What Jeremy DIDN'T say was that it wasn't because of his political beliefs. It was because he said that Matt was a pedophile with zero evidence. Matt was pissed so he pulled up to the bar and put a beatdown on ol' Jer.

Jeremy ended up dropping the lawsuit when Matt (presumably was legally forced to) made a video of him reading a statement, apologizing to TheQuartering for what he did. And throughout the video, he is visibly smirking and trying not to laugh (which I found kino af).

So yeah, that's my understanding of it.
 
So from what I understand, back in the day, he had this drama with Matt Loter (aka Matt Fantastic), who's a crossdresser, when Matt ended up beating the fuck out of Jeremy in a bar while they were visiting GenCon in Indianapolis. Jeremy apparently didn't even manage to throw a single punch, basically just cowered, and Matt actually threw multiple punches, including one that cracked a window next to Jer. Jeremy then decided to sue Matt over this. Let's be real: Getting your ass kicked by a dude in a dress is NOT a good look, ESPECIALLY when you're on the right.

At first, Jeremy/his audience/the pro-Gamergate side presented the incident as an SJW lunatic who was assaulting someone for their political beliefs. Jeremy even did what Jeremy does best, by opening a GoFundMe and begging his fans to help cover legal fees. What Jeremy DIDN'T say was that it wasn't because of his political beliefs. It was because he said that Matt was a pedophile with zero evidence. Matt was pissed so he pulled up to the bar and put a beatdown on ol' Jer.

Jeremy ended up dropping the lawsuit when Matt (presumably was legally forced to) made a video of him reading a statement, apologizing to TheQuartering for what he did. And throughout the video, he is visibly smirking and trying not to laugh (which I found kino af).

So yeah, that's my understanding of it.
Jer getting his ass kicked by a crossdresser is still funny to this day.
 
I'm sure it's documented properly somewhere here but the very short version is that he was at some kind of con and a dude in a dress (sucker?)punched him. Jer didn't do shit afterwards because he's a pussy. But he milked this for months by crying on the internet, wanted to sue the guy etc. Eventually he got the man in a dress to apologize.
I'm not 6 foot 5, but I can tell you something. If any dude lays hands on me he's getting it back 3 fold in return. And 5 fold if he's wearing a dress for a lesson on being a faggot.
The fact that Jer cried about it, didn't lay hands on in return, and only had a little tiny scratch on his face shows it was an absolute nothing burger of an event.
If there's CCTV footage of this on the net then I would love to see it.
Would be kino
 
also Heather Burst Hambly was kind enough to let us know how she feels about her husbands scams.
she siupports his shitty cookbooks and shills them
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and also she shilled for the Gamefinder scam app, i did a deep dive on this in the past.
she was kind enough to provide me extra infor about hte matter.
like this shitty ad with actors that Jeremy made, a wise investment.

here are the posts ofe her shilling this scam
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i want to conclude by saying that she is as much a jeet scammer as her cuck hubby, and to remind Jer that i don't like jeet scammers, even those only spitually jeet.
 
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Skibidi Jer!

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Skibidi Jer... uhh... Skibidi Skibidi Jer...
umm... doobie doobie doo...
Ugh... Skibidi Hannah's wearing the gray seat cover today...
Trump is using... uhh... grifter's language...
 
ROFL I was just making some food thinking about the Amazon position shit and started laughing my ass off. I know the amount of funny shit he's got going on it's hard to keep track but this shit is way too fucking funny not to become essential lore I mean come on.
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when ppp mentioned this i looked it up on the usual jewish porn sites and of course the keyword is blocked (because rape)

sketchier sites showed all rape-related videos (as in a woman getting pretend force impregnated)

so is hamnigger consuming rape porn?
yes it's called consensual non consensual roleplay, which is a fancy way of calling rapeplay
 
also Heather Burst Hambly was kind enough to let us know how she feels about her husbands scams.
she siupports his shitty cookbooks and shills them
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and also she shilled for the Gamefinder scam app, i did a deep dive on this in the past.
she was kind enough to provide me extra infor about hte matter.
like this shitty ad with actors that Jeremy made, a wise investment.
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here are the posts ofe her shilling this scam
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i want to conclude by saying that she is as much a jeet scammer as her cuck hubby, and to remind Jer that i don't like jeet scammers, even those only spitually jeet.
I would have been shocked if she was actually a woman of good morals.

She's engaged in swinging, living with a disgusting man for his money. She doesn't care where it comes from, only where it's going to. A woman who is truly into her partner wouldn't be totally okay with him hitting on other women and trying to sleep with them. Hence it appears quite strongly that she is only truly into money.

As Hambly says on video, he only requests he be touched for 30 minutes a week, and that is PLENTY for him to work every single day and never ever question her financial spending and let her buy whatever she wants whenever she wants.

Here's the clip, Casino:

 
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also Heather Burst Hambly was kind enough to let us know how she feels about her husbands scams.
she siupports his shitty cookbooks and shills them
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and also she shilled for the Gamefinder scam app, i did a deep dive on this in the past.
she was kind enough to provide me extra infor about hte matter.
like this shitty ad with actors that Jeremy made, a wise investment.
scam ad.mp4
here are the posts ofe her shilling this scam
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i want to conclude by saying that she is as much a jeet scammer as her cuck hubby, and to remind Jer that i don't like jeet scammers, even those only spitually jeet.
Sorry but WTF is this in the ad. JER'S MAKING WOKE ADS...... WOAH BUDDY!
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I'm surprised Jer didn't just convert his bull finder app to the Gamefinder app. Or did he make Gamefinder as a cover for the Cuckfinder app?
 
how do you guys think the JEWbull gives miss hambly the good fuck she desrves personally i think Adam probaly has a bell he rings when its time for the Goy Humitalion ritual to start, and them jeremy is obligated to remain naked as Adam gives miss Hambly a sermon about "dirty gentile dongs that are uncut are not to be torelated" them he spanks jeremy bottoms with a belt while miss hambly sings naquila hava

i mean i could goon to that maybe
 
She's engaged in swinging, living with a disgusting man for his money. She doesn't care where it comes from, only where it's going to. A woman who is truly into her partner wouldn't be totally okay with him hitting on other women and trying to sleep with them. Hence it appears quite strongly that she is only truly into money.
this. a woman who cares about you is as territorial as it gets and watching the interaction between her and the competition is simultaneously funny and terrifying.

hamniggers wife doesnt care about him, and either always was or has devolved into a hedonist degenerate. one wonders why she stays, only explanation i can come up with is legal obligaiton (financially co-liable for hamniggers "ventures") or is afraid to lose social standing in the community. not like her box isn't getting slammed by someone other than the hamnigger, so nothing to gain in leaving because she already has what she needs and as a hedonist degenerate, a regular family life is of no importance.

i wonder how little they interact on a daily basis. i would imagine it's roommate level at best.
 
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I'm not 6 foot 5, but I can tell you something. If any dude lays hands on me he's getting it back 3 fold in return. And 5 fold if he's wearing a dress for a lesson on being a faggot.
The fact that Jer cried about it, didn't lay hands on in return, and only had a little tiny scratch on his face shows it was an absolute nothing burger of an event.
If there's CCTV footage of this on the net then I would love to see it.
Would be kino
Not all of us are badass fighters, but the only time someone took a swing at me (and luckily missed) while drinking, my friend had them in a chokehold on the floor before I could react.

If he got beat up he apparently had noone willing to defend him or even break it up either, which I think is worse than losing a fist fight.
 
this. a woman who cares about you is as territorial as it gets and watching the interaction between her and the competition is simultaneously funny and terrifying.

hamniggers wife doesnt care about him, and either always was or has devolved into a hedonist degenerate. one wonders why she stays, only explanation i can come up with is legal obligaiton (financially co-liable for hamniggers "ventures") or is afraid to lose social standing in the community. not like her box isn't getting slammed by someone other than the hamnigger, so nothing to gain in leaving because she already has what she needs and as a hedonist degenerate, a regular family life is of no importance.

i wonder how little they interact on a daily basis. i would imagine it's roommate level at best.
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She seems more territorial over this guy who is thinner, darker, and more handsome than Jeremy.

Jeremy says rich people have to stay together because divorce is too expensive.
 
I'll check out stable-ts, but at least for now I'm much more concerned with transcription speed than sub quality since I'll be running it on like a billion videos.
If speed is your concern look at faster-whisper:
https://github.com/SYSTRAN/faster-whisper

There's also specific "turbo" models you might want to look into. There's some good info and benchmarks in this reddit thread:
https://old.reddit.com/r/LocalLLaMA/comments/1fvb83n/open_ais_new_whisper_turbo_model_runs_54_times/

The links are outdated, but you can still find the model on huggingface:
https://huggingface.co/deepdml/faster-whisper-large-v3-turbo-ct2

I'm not really up to date with whisper.cpp, but last time I checked (about 1-2 years ago) faster-whisper was several times (I think something like 3x) faster even just on CPU.

Might be worth to make your own comparison, see if that speed difference still holds up. With the amount of data you're crunching through even the smallest speedup is gonna make a huge difference, let alone sky's the limit with a decent GPU.
 
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