🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 396 30.7%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 545 42.2%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 211 16.4%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 15 1.2%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 30 2.3%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 93 7.2%
  • Total voters
    1,290
Blockland said:
Isn’t Jer like 6’5? How tall is his bull Adam Sellers? Can you imagine getting cucked by a guy who’s very much shorter than you what a sad life
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Maybe it's part of Jeremy's fetish? He loves being cucked by a smaller man because he's actually much bigger than Jeremy where it counts.
 
Telemeter said:
The Kino Casino really does need to just release their own dropshipped coffee brand, even if'ts just a one off, it's really just a form you fill and like a few hundred dollars, there are a lot of roasters that do it.
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Or just something else with the "Brand X Brand" name, to avoid trademark problems (e.g: Water Brand Water)

Kheapathic said:
Something tells me Quartering doesn't know the secret to doing arcade/catcher content; you have to own the machines, because many of these machines aren't just easily rigged, they're programmed to be that way, and as the owner/operator, you're the one who sets the difficulty/payout. It's like a carnival game, yes it seems easy enough, but there are tricks and secrets that if you don't know anything about how the machine operates, you don't know how badly it can go for you. The worst machines, like the Key Machines, you can program those to simply not align properly until people have put enough money in. So even if your eyes and reflexes are that of an F1 Driver, the machine will have you miss, until it takes in enough money to allow a payout. Then once a prize is won, that counter resets. I can't knock Jeremy for trying to do this kind of content, but the biggest trick is the one the host doesn't tell you, that they own the machine.
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I knew it! I had a hunch that trying to win prizes with these machines doesn't make much sense since they're the minor-friendly equivalent of slot machines. Guess SpongeBob really lied to all of us when he told we just had to "be the crane" when playing them and we would win.

CatboyCumDump said:
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Should I DM ralph some links to posts here? Suggestions welcome.
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The Ralphamale really wants the crossover! Let's hope him and Scarlett get to their flight without any issues! 🤞

What is he going to cover in the documentary? He should try to get an interview with the Jew Bull.
 
QwahlityKahntent said:
"MELONIE PLEASE FUCK MY MICRO DICK NOW!"
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Maker's Mark said:
''ADAM SELLERS, PLEASE COME OVER AND FUCK MY WIFE''
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I don’t understand Jeremy Pooply and his half measures. He flags down people who talk about his wife, yet Jer will post her all over his public social media platforms. He brags about how his coffee isn’t white labeled yet he was exposed for having white label coffee and flagged down Luther Morgan for exposing that aspect. Jer talks publicly about Adam Sellers, the bull he invited over for hot tub orgies yet flags down others who reiterate what Jer said previously.

My guess is that Jer Jer Binks wants total power for himself. He wants to be the only guy who can say these creepy things, but flag/ban others who do the same. He wants to cry victim yet strike people all at the same time. He wants to pretend that everything is going well, that this controversy will blow over, as see with his Eight Thoughts arc from six years ago.

Thing is Jer, you underestimated the Casino and the wider YouTube community. People are more privy to your greed, scams, creepiness, and stinkiness. You cry foul about others “assaulting your business”, yet you do the most foul things on air such as pissing in your basement and discussing your bowel movement for thousands to see. You are a poor marketer, a retard, and a cuckold. Kino Casino isn’t damaging your business; you are. Any professional marketer would look at the kinds of disgusting things you say and do and basically diagnose you as a shitty businessman.

People have a right to criticize you, you stinky fat faggot. People also have a right to question your businesses and your finances, since you constantly address these things in public, shitpants. The idea that only you can cry about your problems, yet others cannot comment on your situation shows just how thin skinned you are. You are worse than Jarbo ever was. Hell, anyone calling the Quartercuck the new Jarbo are basically insulting Matt Jarbo by this point.
 
CatboyCumDump said:
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Should I DM ralph some links to posts here? Suggestions welcome.
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"looking for all pertinent information on quartering"
So, a link to this thread?
Okay, so, is Ralph really going to go to confront Hambly?
Is Ralph gonna give Jer a reason to shout "I AM BEING HARASSED",
Will they team up and start a-logging Kino Casino,
Or are they gonna start a fight? Who will win this time? None of them have won a brawl.
Or maybe they will wife swap.
 
Ice Gun Ninja said:
"looking for all pertinent information on quartering"
So, a link to this thread?
Okay, so, is Ralph really going to go to confront Hambly?
Is Ralph gonna give Jer a reason to shout "I AM BEING HARASSED",
Will they team up and start a-logging Kino Casino,
Or are they gonna start a fight? Who will win this time? None of them have won a brawl.
Or maybe they will wife swap.
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Ralph and Cog will fight on Jeremy’s driveway, the winner gets to plow Jeremy’s wife.
 
You know I heard about Jer when I went through my edgy boi anti woke phase in like 2018. Knew nothing about wizards of the coast or Jer. Just thought he was some dude that got blacklisted from card games. But then I learned he got beat up by a granny.

Now he’s my personal lolcow of the year
 
Lundgoff said:
You know I heard about Jer when I went through my edgy boi anti woke phase in like 2018. Knew nothing about wizards of the coast or Jer. Just thought he was some dude that got blacklisted from card games. But then I learned he got beat up by a granny.

Now he’s my personal lolcow of the year
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Grifters like Jeremy and EVS love to play/pretend to be the victim. Unfortunately they usually ruin their own narratives.
 
Blockland said:
Isn’t Jer like 6’5? How tall is his bull Adam Sellers? Can you imagine getting cucked by a guy who’s very much shorter than you what a sad life
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It's honestly sad with that height and enough effort, Jer could have become a gifted athlete or body builder or something, but instead he decided to be the biggest consoomer on the planet, which in turn made him planet-sized.
 
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Redoniblueoni said:
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Its crazy because ill do food deliveries and id say the majority of houses (60%+) have doorbell cams. Even some apartments where they dont tip will have doorbell cams! Surely a multi millionaire can afford a measley doorbell cam, and likely a multi camera security system.
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>He had a total meltdown when I said I was calling the police
>He ran away as soon as I answered the door
So did you have a conversation with him that ended when his "meltdown" began? Or did he run away in terror before the conversation had a chance to begin? He's so bad at lying it's comical.
 
The Secret Sauce said:
>He had a total meltdown when I said I was calling the police
>He ran away as soon as I answered the door
So did you have a conversation with him that ended when his "meltdown" began? Or did he run away in terror before the conversation had a chance to begin? He's so bad at lying it's comical.
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Drunk lying never works.
 
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