🦊 Furry Michael J "Mike" Hirtes / MHirtes / Aristocrat / Polterbob / Slep / Totem Sanic / Aspergercorn - Chris obsessed old man, A-Log 2.0, EXTENSIVE history of online fuckery in fur community

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Who's the biggest A-Log now?

  • Anthony Logatto / A-Log (the original)

    Votes: 99 13.7%

  • Phillip Delici / Isabel Araujo / ADF

    Votes: 53 7.3%

  • Darrel Motel (Christian Fundie A-Log)

    Votes: 6 0.8%

  • Field Marshal Crappenberg / Roketsune

    Votes: 19 2.6%

  • Michael Hirtes / Slep / Totem Sanic

    Votes: 546 75.5%
  • Total voters
    723
DrainRedRain said:
tbh, a person who spent 20 years trying to be an edgy troll probably isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer
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If anything he's not even in the drawer. Just one of the rusty loose screws holding the handle together.

WeeGee said:
Lol he deleted his Twitter.
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Nice try @Michael J Hirtes, but that doesn't help.
 
NARPASSWORD said:
Will he plan on going on a shooting spree for his furry waifu?
Placing all bets now.
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Well, he's a Democrat, an Autist, and a furfag, so the chances are pretty good that he's planning one out right now that he's been outed. I'll wager $10 USD that he tries his shooting spree within three months, but that he's shot by a cop or someone with a Concealed Firearms License before he can hurt anyone.
 
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Ride said:
While I'm not 100% certain on this, it appears that he had an older account on here back in 2015: https://kiwifarms.net/members/chipmunk-with-a-banana.5430/ (http://archive.is/0oWgv)

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It has the same avatar as his Twitter account, plus he started a thread on Jim Groat, Mike's arch-nemesis. He made a thread about the FurAffinity hackings and other threads about hating furries. He made a-loggy posts about Chris and had a strong dislike for Republicans, all of which also apply to Mike.
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If he was that guy too I'm pretty sure he made that account after a previous ban because there was an aggressive shitposter with similar habits with the same avatar before that as well. idk if @Null can confirm that or not i think it the username was something like a chipmunks bounty
 
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I'd never heard of this guy prior to this thread being made--as in, not in the furry community at least. Then again I wasn't even in the community in the early 2000s/2010s.

This just serves as a cautionary tale that, whatever you post on the net, it's there forever. You can delete it, but chances are it's archived somewhere. It's why you should always watch what you post and if you do post stupid shit, at least do it on an account that can't be traced back to you.
 
Darwin Watterson said:
Halals are my favorite cows because it's usually brought on by an autistic hubris of sorts. These people think that because they're on here, they're untouchable despite all their spergings and weird fetishes. Then reality comes up and bites them in the ass.

Sooner or later, we'll all be halal.
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If I'm ever halal'd, I give whomever starts my thread permission to use this as an introductory quote.
 
Holy shit, I remember this guy from a long time ago.

Literally, just the other day I was thinking, "Whatever happened to that one furry with the harem and toe-ring fetish?"

Turned out he was right here all along.

Stay vigilant! Suspect your neighbor! Report all halal activity!
 
Ride said:
While I'm not 100% certain on this, it appears that he had an older account on here back in 2015: https://kiwifarms.net/members/chipmunk-with-a-banana.5430/ (http://archive.is/0oWgv)

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It has the same avatar as his Twitter account, plus he started a thread on Jim Groat, Mike's arch-nemesis. He made a thread about the FurAffinity hackings and other threads about hating furries. He made a-loggy posts about Chris and had a strong dislike for Republicans, all of which also apply to Mike.
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I remember that guy. Not only was he a huge ween, but he was also the last person on Earth to unironically use both "le" and "hax0r'd."

I wouldn't be surprised if it was Totem Sanic.
 
Ride said:
While I'm not 100% certain on this, it appears that he had an older account on here back in 2015: https://kiwifarms.net/members/chipmunk-with-a-banana.5430/ (http://archive.is/0oWgv)

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It has the same avatar as his Twitter account, plus he started a thread on Jim Groat, Mike's arch-nemesis. He made a thread about the FurAffinity hackings and other threads about hating furries. He made a-loggy posts about Chris and had a strong dislike for Republicans, all of which also apply to Mike.
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chipmunk was also one of a long series of banned sockpuppets who a-logged chris. other incarnations include @the froon and @slep

edit: i guess froon was merged into slep's account
 
The Dude said:
Well, he's a Democrat, an August, and a furfag, so the chances are pretty good that he's planning one out right now that he's been outed. I'll wager $10 USD that he tries his shooting spree within three months, but that he's shot by a cop or someone with a Concealed Firearms License before he can hurt anyone.
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Or he hurts someone, but no one dies (maybe except him) because he sucks at aiming a weapon.
 
I feel like this guy's name has awakened neurons in the very back of my brain that haven't fired off in two decades, but I can't exactly place his name to any hard memories I have.

In any case, thanks for the new avatar @Michael J Hirtes !
 
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