🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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When will Bossman get back on the (crack)rocks

  • Less than a month

    Votes: 494 51.9%
  • 1-3 months

    Votes: 136 14.3%
  • 3-6 months

    Votes: 31 3.3%
  • 6-12 months

    Votes: 5 0.5%
  • Type 5 if you don't care about any of that lame drugs shit I'm gonna be clean forever bros

    Votes: 285 30.0%

  • Total voters
    951
  • Poll closed .
Going to jail is unironically the best to thing to possibly happen to him immediately after winning $160,000. Civic Bros have never been more upfag.
 
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IN CUSTODY
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They censored his birthday, on his birthday :(

Ratdad is going to have the first peaceful night's sleep in 31 years, 1 days.

Also in regards to Winna's big win, just browsed their T&C's, by the time he gets out his deals going to be over, Winna only allows $10k a day max withdraw, unless you're one of their VIP's or sponsored, so at least $157,000 is going to be stuck in Winna for 24 hours after Bossman gets out, so it's already gone essentially
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All that on his fucking birthday :bossmanjack:

At least our boy will be a rich boy when he gets out of prison. Don’t forget all those twitch subscribers. All that monthly income.

Bossman is going to buy a fucking mansion when he gets out. He will have unlimited crack and unlimited time to fuck all your moms.

DTPN!!!!

Time to wear my #freebossmanjack shirt again.
 
nd makes him buy an apartment and a car.
And like PPP said, before long it'll be a car without wheels, then no bonnet, then no engine, then no plates, then sans bodywork or chassis, then the house will have no windows, brass doorknobs will be pawned off. Electrical wiring and indoor plumbing send to scrap for juicers. Eventually it'll be a roofless skeleton of a house with the basement rented as an airbnb for crackheads while he's shivering over his phone on the walless and unpiped upstairs toilet.

Like what could he actually own that doesn't get transmogrified into slot fodder?
 
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