🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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It's gotten to the point where looking at pictures of this guy is just damaging. Like in a horror game where looking at the monsters slowly drains your sanity meter.
He's like a tonsil stone in human form.
 
DominoPetachi said:
You can lead a horse to water …… good luck getting him to actually use the toothbrush.
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My wild-ass guess is that he's got a lot of tar staining since he rips the filters off his Marbs. I mean, we Americans seem to expect blinding white teeth and forget that most people have less than white teeth naturally before they proceed with the peroxide or the veneers, but heredity and serious apathy have given him these chompers.

Warwik of Warwik sends to be upholding the very best traditions in British dentistry in his near-total lack of vanity. There's the yellow tar, the hereditary peg-shaped secondary incisors, and the severe lower jaw crowding brought about by an unchallenging childhood diet of fish sticks, Chinky chicken, and Spaghetti-Os. No serious chewing required. And voila! Hogs could root for truffles in those gnarled snags.
 
His hair is so dry and brittle by the look of it. I guess showering is for lame adults. Tarl’s a Warwick! He will never let his scalp get hydrated!
 
I finally remembered where I saw that picture of Styx before.

He’s Gorbag from Lord of the Rings…




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I just checked X and Rumble after being offline all day, and I found that Warwik son of Warwik has not made an X post in 30 hours. This would be normal for a normal person, but not for Thyxth the King of Shitposters. In the past few weeks he rarely went more than 8 hours without an X post. He posted Rumble videos yesterday morning, but not today.

This could be nothing...

Thyxth has begun to bore me, so I have gravitated towards the HamPlanet. I am hopeful that this brief hiatus indicates some sort of event. There are so many possibilities... The honeymoon with Mel is over and she tossed him out. Some sort of genuine medical episode. He is on the road to a different location. The LAW caught up with him somehow. I guess I will just need to wait and see...
 
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He's flipping someone the birb. He says people should trust him because when he goes out(X) feral cats approach him. I think it's just the smell of unwashed pussy on his unwashed beard, and they think he might have come from the fish market and might give them some scraps.
He does talk about Sam tho, in addition to her kids giving her the side eye (because she beats them), cats and dogs don't like her either.
 
Has anyone informed him that real pirates would be wholely unsatisfied spending their days sitting crosslegged on a messy bed in a bare-walled, bare'bones bedroom like some 18 years old girl in her first dorm room?

I'm sure Percival and Max are thoroughly unimpressed.
 
Leylon Sneed said:
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He's flipping someone the birb. He says people should trust him because when he goes out(X) feral cats approach him. I think it's just the smell of unwashed pussy on his unwashed beard, and they think he might have come from the fish market and might give them some scraps.
He does talk about Sam tho, in addition to her kids giving her the side eye (because she beats them), cats and dogs don't like her either.
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He did bag on vegans in his last tweet. Trouble in Paradise?

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Leylon Sneed said:
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He's flipping someone the birb. He says people should trust him because when he goes out(X) feral cats approach him. I think it's just the smell of unwashed pussy on his unwashed beard, and they think he might have come from the fish market and might give them some scraps.
He does talk about Sam tho, in addition to her kids giving her the side eye (because she beats them), cats and dogs don't like her either.
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No, this is just Tard seething and making up bullshit reasons for why you still need to listen and pity the drunk woman beating retard who threatens to kill them with his shitty machete. He's totally something to listen to, honest. The cat he bribes with beard goo from failed cooking proves it. Ignore how he can't prove it with kids since he went out to buttchug night train and never came back.
 
Nikki, monkeybranching from one crazy alcoholic to another: oh woe is me, I'm such a victim.
You didn't really review the burger you said you'd be reviewing, you didn't even show what's inside it or how it tasted. You're far from ReviewBrah, but you could get there if you tried.
 
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