Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

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What an absolute retard.

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Yeah, Vicki, you sure are ready to be an "academic." You're still in the mode where the only reason people would ever criticize such a perfect baby as yourself is that they are mean yucky grownups who hate you and want you to fail! What could possibly go wrong with you thinking your perfect career path involves constant criticism and backstabbing intra- and interdepartmental drama!

She can't handle being told why she didn't get an A. Her disordered personality really sticks out like a sore thumb more and more because of her age. She thinks this is somehow forgivable because hey, she's still in college...but that's something people might give leeway to a 20 year old on. Not 25. Certainly not 30.
 
What an absolute retard.

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Yeah, Vicki, you sure are ready to be an "academic." You're still in the mode where the only reason people would ever criticize such a perfect baby as yourself is that they are mean yucky grownups who hate you and want you to fail! What could possibly go wrong with you thinking your perfect career path involves constant criticism and backstabbing intra- and interdepartmental drama!

She can't handle being told why she didn't get an A. Her disordered personality really sticks out like a sore thumb more and more because of her age. She thinks this is somehow forgivable because hey, she's still in college...but that's something people might give leeway to a 20 year old on. Not 25. Certainly not 30.
If you’re a college student and can’t even handle feedback from your professor, then you shouldn’t be in college.

Just goes to show that Vicky’s only real disease (aside from Munchausen’s) is BPD, because they have this delusion that they are paragons and lose their minds whenever anyone dares to burst their bubble with the cold hard truth.

Anything less than being told that she’s a Rhodes Scholar would have her rolling on the floor and screeching TORRRTURRE!
 
What an absolute retard.

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Yeah, Vicki, you sure are ready to be an "academic." You're still in the mode where the only reason people would ever criticize such a perfect baby as yourself is that they are mean yucky grownups who hate you and want you to fail! What could possibly go wrong with you thinking your perfect career path involves constant criticism and backstabbing intra- and interdepartmental drama!

She can't handle being told why she didn't get an A. Her disordered personality really sticks out like a sore thumb more and more because of her age. She thinks this is somehow forgivable because hey, she's still in college...but that's something people might give leeway to a 20 year old on. Not 25. Certainly not 30.
Probably more like why she didn't get a D.
I don't think she really cares but for scraping by, she's preloaded with excuses as to why her Cs and Ds are basically As but for adhd.
I think it's more likely she turned in an absolute dogshit pile of adderal lunacy and twitter screencaps and was ridiculously proud of it so the unclassified mark hits harder.
 
f you have severe worsening migraine types headache over a period of a few weeks they’ll throw a CAT scan your way to rule out brain tumor;
Would also like to point out that sudden, inexplicable, personality shifts, changes in mood or sensory perception can be indicative of a brain tumour and warrant checking out ASAP- it needs to be taken seriously.

I studied my namesake a while back and the range of total weirdness observed prior to diagnosis was nuts, it depends on where in your brain it is as to how it presents (hence 'multiforme'). I don't know about other types of brain cancer bur it wouldn't surprise me if it was similar..

A friends dad died of brain cancer because he avoided going to the doctor until he was nearly blind. His type was treatable and if he'd gone earlier and pushed for investigation he might have survived.

She can't handle being told why she didn't get an A.
I wonder if writing essays on 3 day long adderall binges and no sleep results in less than stellar work.

I expect now that universities, particularly in the states, view their students as consumers they want to keep happy the feedback would have been provided in the nicest way possible. I would love to read some of her coursework, I bet its hilarious.

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she's preloaded with excuses as to why her Cs and Ds are basically As
A few days back she was saying that given all her (totally real) extra difficulties she;s basically an executive functioning god and normies could never handle it.

So weird that other people in really hard situations still manage. I knew a guy who was caring for his very sick mum at the start of his studies, the uni were concerned because it did mean his attendance was lower than it should be. He was still able to get good grades in coursework and exams and complete on time. She died at some point, the uni were probably happy about that and did give him some mitigation for a couple of semesters while he dealt with his grief and her estate (he was only child with very little support from other relatives.

I'm sure people in even worse situations have also managed, because that's what you do if you actually care.

Probably the £9k per year in student loans motivates them too. Especially now interest rates are so high that even people with decent paying jobs aren't even hitting the capital with their payments. Theres been a debacle about it recently and I think new legislation is being tabled to address it. The loans are forgiven after 30 years, but in the old system- if you'd had maintenance loans only (i.e. mummy and daddy paid fees and accommodation) you could get them paid off in a decade or so if you had a semi-decent job.
 
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Everyone in their lives at some point has experienced handing in something they're confident about, only to get shredded by their prof, boss, etc. The natural reaction is either to be defensive/ double down, or to concede and go back to the drawing board...

...but not Vicky. This is a 27 year old pathetically wailing "I'm fucking baby!" at constructive academic feedback. She neither defends her work nor accepts the criticism, instead she completely rejects the fact that she's liable to any criticism at all. She knew she handed in shit work and is unable to come to terms that she'll have the corresponding feedback to shit work.

Speaking of Vicky's shit academic work, if you kiwis fancy reading a sample of it, I recently found one of her essays uploaded online (I assume part of an old coursework she has done, under her old major). I've not seen it posted here, so I'll do the sneedful and share her work with the kiwiclass. Keep in mind the date the work is uploaded, having the happenings around that time in mind will contextualise the essay.

Migration, Refugees & the Politics of Sanctuary
WEEK 9: “NO BAN, NO WALL, HEALTHCARE FOR ALL”
MAY 11, 2018

For Transgender Immigrants Seeking Safety, Asylum Can Mean Life or Death, and More
How Prerequisites for Medicaid Amplify the Consequences of Transgender Immigrants’ Asylum Decisions (Link / Archive)
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Image from Vice News, “Advocates Hail US Court Decision to Grant Undocumented Transgender Immigrant Asylum”

Almost every single transgender person has at one point asked themselves, Do I pass? Do other people perceive me as my correct gender? Can I walk around in broad daylight being perceived as cisgender?

Transgender people often consider the concept of “passing” to be problematic, because what other people perceive your gender to be does not define your gender. However you identify and present yourself, whether these “match” or not, is valid (not to mention “passing” does not account for identities which do not fit in the categories of man and woman). The goal is not to pass; it’s to be yourself.

Unfortunately, the reality is that many transgender people don’t have much of a choice but to prioritize passing. For them, passing is not a matter of identity, but a matter of safety. A mismatched identification card, a masculine legal name for a femme-presenting person, secondary sex characteristics that don’t match with one’s gender expression—all of these can lead to a transgender person being read by others as transgender, or “clocked,” as we call it, and there can be dire consequences.

Simply being perceived as transgender in this world is dangerous. Between January 1, 2008 and September 30, 2017, 2609 transgender and gender-diverse people were murdered (and those are the ones we know about). Of those murders, 2048 of them were in Central and South America. Many Latin American transgender people, particularly trans women, flee from their countries to the United States for fear of violence.

But the danger doesn’t end once they cross the border. The moment they set foot in the United States, the clock starts ticking: they have one year to apply for asylum. Once time runs out, they seriously risk a denied application and deportation to the very countries they were running from.

The U.S. allows individuals to claim asylum if they have a well-founded fear of persecution by the government of their home country based on factors such as gender identity. In addition to a lawful immigration status, an asylee, or person granted asylum, may legally work, apply for a social security card, among other things. A significant benefit, especially for trans asylum seekers, is eligibility for Medicaid.

For many transgender people, transition is medically necessary. In fact, the only known way to alleviate dysphoria, or distress experienced from being assigned a gender at birth that does not match one’s identity, is transition. Affordable health care gives trans people a path to medical and legal transition. It can mean access to life-saving hormone replacement therapy and gender-affirming surgeries. It can also mean access to a medical certification of gender transition, one of the ways to update the gender marker of immigrant identity documents in the US Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS).

In order to be eligible for Medicaid coverage, “qualifying non-citizens” have a 5 year waiting period, unless they are or once were refugees or asylees. Even if they are eligible, not every state mandates transgender health coverage and care, and some even explicitly exclude it.

Unfortunately, many don’t know they can get asylum for being trans, and, as a result, miss the one year deadline.

Those who either miss the asylum deadline or reside in states that explicitly exclude transgender related care find themselves at risk of not being able to afford medical transition or legal transition (and legal transition may be impossible for those who are undocumented). Without hormone replacement therapy and matching identification documents, there is more of a chance that they will be perceived as transgender by others. “Passing” transgender people routinely face less violence than those who are considered to be visibly transgender.

Of the estimated 15,000 to 50,000 undocumented trans adults in the US, 39% have reported losing their jobs due to bias, in comparison to 26% of U.S. citizens, thus making it even more difficult to afford transition and further compounding the passing problem.

Even if processed for asylum, potential asylees, particularly trans women of color, face discrimination and mistreatment in detention centers. Many are sexually assaulted, and often can’t access life-saving hormone replacement therapy. Whether they are able to stay depends heavily on the education of the officers and judges handling their case and their ability to craft a narrative. Many are sent back to their deaths, for example, because of a simple misunderstanding between the term “gay” and “transgender,” since gay rights have slowly become better around the globe. Even once granted asylum, they are likely to encounter yet another barrier: transgender people are more likely to get arrested because of discrimination, which, for non-US citizens, can lead to deportation.

For transgender asylum-seekers and undocumented immigrants, the stakes are high: too high. The lack of access to medical and legal transition perpetrates further discrimination and violence, the very things they were running from in the first place. More training for immigration law enforcement, nationwide access to affordable transition related care, and a repeal of the one year asylum deadline is absolutely necessary. Trans people’s lives and basic humanity are on the line.

If she held these opinions at the age of 19 then no wonder she is the way she is now at the age of 27. Vicky did not (and continues not to) understand that people generally do not sympathize with the idea of seeking asylum to gain access to elective cosmetic procedures funded by taxpayer money. If a tranny chooses to step foot into the US (or any other country) to flee persecution, but fail to realize they could apply asylum on grounds of being a tranny AND miss the 1-year deadline, there is no reason for anyone to believe that person is capable of contributing towards the country's economy.

Overall her essay does not give me the impression of someone capable of persuading anybody of anything. Even if I cut her some slack for being young at the time of writing this (19), considering her shitty Adderall-fuelled hot takes, I just can't imagine that she improved one bit since then.

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She wrote a subpar essay about illegal undocumented trannies and argued that they will join the statistics if taxpayers do not fund their transition when she was 19. I have no reason to disprove that she handed in yet another subpar essay with the same weak and retarded takes at the age of 27.
 
I’d bet good money that Vicky waited until the last minute, took whatever “cool drugs” she could get her hands on, then spent at the most 20 minutes deciding what prompts to input into Chat GPT. This is the same person who recently bitched about having to cite in APA format, which is standard at most colleges, after all.

Then she turned it in, not only thinking she produced a Susan Sontag tier essay, but that her being “handicapped” and “trans” would give her an automatic pass.

I am praying to Satan that Vicky posts it online, because you know it’ll be AI produced slop full of fake citations and dead links.
 
She wrote a subpar essay about illegal undocumented trannies and argued that they will join the statistics if taxpayers do not fund their transition when she was 19. I have no reason to disprove that she handed in yet another subpar essay with the same weak and retarded takes at the age of 27.

If anything, that essay made me less sympathetic to the plight of trans illegal migrants (which she tries to convey as bigger in number than in reality). If you have a full year to apply for asylum (not even get accepted— apply) and don’t bother, then why should I feel bad that you got deported for not following the rules? One year deadline is incredibly generous. Many countries want you to apply for refugee status very shortly after you arrive (or, in some cases, while you’re still in the refugee camp).

The best part is that Vicky then ends the essay with all these reasons that passing is actually ineffective or that refugee status doesn’t mean shit in terms of getting healthcare or jobs. But if they pass, it will be a-okay! Wait, what?

This wasn’t an opinion piece in the school paper? I can definitely believe she’s just as bad (or worse) at 27. Especially if the wannabe academic is that upset over creating citations.
 
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Vicky recently let slip that she was using podcast episodes as citations.

I don't think Slavoj Zizek has much to fear from Vicky's academic stature.
 
No one who's been in college for as long as Vicky has would bitch about being forced to write with the APA system. It would essentially be second-nature at this point.

It does make me wonder how many courses she's actually managed to finish though.
 
:optimistic: Perhaps that feedback was less "your essay was subpar" and more "you need to reevaluate your educational future.":optimistic:
 
ETA, "her entire medical team" lol. I bet any doctor would be desperate to refer her out to get rid of her, but if they can't find a suitable referral (or everyone refuses her, it happens in private health over here) then they can't even if there is something wrong:

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"[...] my rheumatologist still has not updated my scan request to be without contrast [...]"
Why are these bitches always "allergic" to contrast?
Oh, you're allergic to the thing that makes the imaging results clearer and less ambiguous? Allergic to a precise diagnosis? You don't say.
 
Speaking of Vicky's shit academic work, if you kiwis fancy reading a sample of it, I recently found one of her essays uploaded online
Great find, @hey god it's me again !

I'm struck by how scattered this is - there's no throughline to the argument and no organization. The title suggests that she's going to write about life-saving medical care, but the opening ricochets between "trans people are preoccupied with passing" and "passing is problematic, it's fine if you don't". For an assignment of this length, she should have picked something for the essay to be about - trans people's difficulty seeking asylum, OR access to medical transition so you can pass, OR life-saving medical transition - and only included relevant examples and statistics as she established why these are issues the reader should care about. (While there are nuanced essays that explore different facets of an issue and different takes on them, teenagers aren't expected to write them, and Vicki couldn't write one if her mask, her bed mayo, and whatever she crammed up her cooter on that one hospital trip depended on it.)
 
She has zero writing skills, and sub-zero editing skills. She is just rambling her unvarnished opinions. I have seen Kiwis make more organized, thoughtful shitposts.
 
I don’t get her complaint and ebooks. For people with visual difficulties (like she claims to have), ebooks are great. Most platforms let you change the font size and some even read the chapters out loud to you. Why would a pdf be any better?
 
I don’t get her complaint and ebooks. For people with visual difficulties (like she claims to have), ebooks are great. Most platforms let you change the font size and some even read the chapters out loud to you. Why would a pdf be any better?
I think she means that a lot of books still aren't avaliable as ebooks.
 
Most cities don't allow drinking in public. I will admit a glass of whatever your tipple is with friends on a sunny day in a park is nice but a lot of people just leave their bottles, piss in public if there's no toilets near, and if they are English get belligerently drunk. If people just behaved, I don't think these rules would exist. Since she's never mentioned drinking in the park before I assume she only wants to because she's not allowed.

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"Sue me I was born in Europe".... "as a New Yorker" - I guess if you have lived somewhere long enough you can claim it but because Vicky doesn't take advantage of anything New York has to offer except its hospital network, I don't think she really counts. I feel like you need to absorb some of the culture of a place to claim it. If you move to say Egypt, never learn Arabic and never leave the house, let alone get citizenship, you can't claim to be Egyptian. I feel like the same applies to cities, especially ones with quite distinct cultures. I get that New York has a multitude of cultures, it doesn't matter, she hasn't adopted any of them.

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These tweets don't seem to have any context. Is there something non-yanks don't know about Boston? I just associate it with amazing bands (New York too fwiw), thinking they're Irish, Infinite Jest, MIT and Harvard- so respect yes, but why fear? I'm also familiar with the term "Masshole," as exemplified by this song:


if you don't want to listen, it ends with
"I was born in Massachusetts
No regrets and no excuses
I was born in Massachusetts
This is where I'll die"

Personally I have no problem with being proud of where you're from if you aren't an arsehole about it, especially if that city has a sick hardcore scene.
 
Do US students really not have online access to academic literature/still buy textbooks? /EDIT
I've been through college. 9\10 times you are required to buy the textbook, it's a new "version" every year (which means some minor editing and rearranging of chapters was done). Also, these fucking books can cost like 500 fucking dollars, which adds up to what is commonly called "a shit ton of money" when you have 4 classes you have for the semester. You don't automatically get an ebook access. If you do "buy" an ebook, you are only paying for access to the book for the semester, which still runs you a couple hundred bucks, and sometimes you can't take screenshots to print out. All institutions have access to journals, you go to the library or use the universities wifi and you have instant access to almost every paid article you want. You can even go to some city library's and get journal access if you're lucky.
Also, Vicky's such a fucking pansy. I bet she stomped her bwoken little feetsies when "... Are you a doctor?" Was met with " ..... yes?" She sure didn't have a quick comeback for that one.
Yeah Vicks vaporrub, we should absolutely just run expensive imaging on everyone, we should just hire more doctors, we should just let citizens make their own diagnoses cart blanche.
 
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The irony being that if Vicky was the one who thought her migraine was a brain tumor, an MRI wouldn't convince her otherwise, anyway. She'd just insist that it was interpreted wrong.
 
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