🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 451 30.6%
  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 576 39.1%
  • Around a week.

    Votes: 258 17.5%
  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 28 1.9%
  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 48 3.3%
  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 114 7.7%

  • Total voters
    1,475
Duuuude, that was awesome. Thank you so much for the laugh. And jimmyv31701 in the comments put it best:
“This is Phil's entrance music when he enters the arena to play WWE champions.”
This was the hit song “give me banana” from the 1980’s where artist Phillip Burnell is honest about his homosexuality through music with the public being non the wiser. Eat your heart out Freddy Mercury Phil was the first gay rock icon, not you!
 
the dents are seething about the farms and about you @returnofthemacandcheese
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The jannies are now sweeping up the livestream comments. Just a few minutes ago there was a comment asking if jannies were sweeping up comments, it has now been removed. During the stream there were a few negative comments that have also been removed.

This comment I just saw is likely to get removed soon. (Link) (Wayback)
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"Uhhhhm... yeah so heesh... Twenty-four yearsacovuloweeUHHHHHM... veewuthUHHHHM... Ul-Authorities were... arrested him after determing thu- that his pranks activated luh- for pranks! He's jus twenty-four years of- for, I guess, pranks."
Say what you will, but the man pronounces "pranks" and "24 years" perfectly adequately.

Haven’t seen this level of accurate retard transcription since my days on the CWCki.
 
🚨 🚨 Jer's videos are no longer at the top of the Youtube results when you search for Quartering! 🚨🚨

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A full 7 videos on top of his!

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The algorithm's pajeet gods are literally all that shape Jer's every action! It's why he makes sure he spams 5 of them 10 mins long every single day for maximum monetization!

AND THEY ARE NOT PUTTING HIM ON TOP ANYMORE!!!!

Quickly, sacrifice more poop on the Algo Altar!

Remember when he made a whole new Jeremy Hambly show just to push the Kino Casino Clips down?

Imagine the meltdown going on behind the scenes right now.
 
🚨 🚨 Jer's videos are no longer at the top of the Youtube results when you search for Quartering! 🚨🚨

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The algorithm's pajeet gods are literally all that shape Jer's every action! It's why he makes sure he spams 5 of them 10 mins long every single day for maximum monetization!

AND THEY ARE NOT PUTTING HIM ON TOP ANYMORE!!!!

Quickly, sacrifice more poop on the Algo Altar!
Jer: I want kino casino to quit cucking me in the search results!
*Monkey paw curls*

Also what do you guys think of this?
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I strongly doubt it but who knows as of now.
 
QuarterPounder isn't just lighting himself on fire with his flaggot actions, he's absolutely downing entire gassoline cans with his flaggot actions just to try and get people away from knowing he has a bull (Adam Sellers)
 
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