🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 452 30.6%
  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 576 39.0%
  • Around a week.

    Votes: 259 17.5%
  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 28 1.9%
  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 48 3.2%
  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 114 7.7%

  • Total voters
    1,477
Thank you for hard work, because it has paid off.

QUARTER POUNDER DOXXES HUS CHURCH!!!

I posted this a few days ago speculating that i had figured out the church he "attends" erm watches the livestream, and it took about 30 seconds of that clip to confirm that he does infact attend it.

1st clue in the clip: He mentions that the sermon was on the book of Acts. The sermon notes from thus weekend corroborate Jers statement
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2nd clue: He complains about it being preached by the younger "youth pastor". Note above that the "speaker" was Jon Mahlstehd.

Jer's Favorite:
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The annoying youth pastor:
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So yeah Jeremy it's confirmed that you go to Northbrook Church

Thank you again @ThereIsNoFlyingHence
for clipping that, and reminder:

This post is dedicated to the brave fighters of the MuhaJERdeen of Afrumblestan who who were banned by the soyviets for asking "how was church on Sunday?"

edit: forgot to link the first post
Post in thread https://kiwifarms.st/threads/jeremy...unsleeved-media-midwestly.48959/post-24215891
The church seems to have a small cafe as well, it's probably what gave Jer the idea to see if they'd use his coffee
 
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Spoiler: HCB is cringing

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Know what I'm saying?

When you see the clip close up, you can see what's left of her soul leave her body, tears welling in hers eyes as she knows she's lost the last of what dignity she had left to keep with these 2 retards getting all excited talking about all the degen shit she keeps saying she doesn't want to hear about. It doesn't help she's married to an actual mentally disabled retard who's going to lose his last job he'll ever have when Tim Pool go broke.

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At the very least, it shows Rumble don't have a great track record on their picks for contracts

Well, that's the other thing right now that's seriously bothering me. How has Rumble not figured out Jer's entire audience is fucking bots, but still handing him millions?

Now granted: maybe they froze his account, maybe they caught on, and maybe his contract is up in June. I certainly hope so.


...but think about. Jer has been flexing NUTS, and he can't shut up about him having 5 more years fully garunteed. What if he's telling the truth?

We all know Jer is a hack fat bloated racoon that plays with children's toys, so again, WHY is Rumble handing this dude literal millions to an empty audience?

There is W E I R D shit going on at Rumble, and they fact theyve hired so many toadys to NXIVM cultists makes me start to think this is more than just a coincedence at this point.


We're gonna learn a lot in June.
 
I don't think this would actually work, because i still think he doesn't actually go to church, and just watches the livestream at home.

Now if they actually started buying his coffee and sell it in the cafe...
I suggest everyone send all the clips to them. About the cuckold swinger, Jeremy boozing, Jeremy insulting the pastor insinuating he's "zesty", all the un-Godly deviance he partakes in.
 
When you see the clip close up, you can what's left of her soul leave her body, tears welling in hers eyes as she knows she's lost the last of what dignity she had left to keep with these 2 retards getting all excited talking about all the degen shit she keeps saying she doesn't want to hear about. It doesn't help she's married to an actual mentally disabled retard who's going to lose his last job he'll ever have when Tim Pool go broke.

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Its all down hill from here, might as well get that OF ready. Sugoi!

This is what happens when you sit on a fence and sell your soul for low six figures, if that salary information is real. I wouldn't pay 5 dollars a month when she does it for TheQuartering for free.

It doesn't make sense that she is willing to sit on a stream with two phony conservative grifters and listen to poop stories for such little money when her father got rich and bought a castle as an extremist. She's fucking up the blueprint.
 
Jeremy Jarbo's property taxes went up 10% again this year they are now $15,870
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Don't worry though Jeremy said as long as his main channel only declines 5-10% every year for the next 5 years it will be smooth sailing...
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Oh no...
When do we get the DSP tier "I need your help to pay my taxes" storyline?

Jerbo paid half a mill for the land btw.
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Me when I'm pocket watching Jeremy Dale Hambly of Wisconsin
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When you see the clip close up, you can what's left of her soul leave her body, tears welling in hers eyes as she knows she's lost the last of what dignity she had left to keep with these 2 retards getting all excited talking about all the degen shit she keeps saying she doesn't want to hear about. It doesn't help she's married to an actual mentally disabled retard who's going to lose his last job he'll ever have when Tim Pool go broke.

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There's a lot of pain behind that fake smile.
Suffah Hannah Claire

I suggest everyone send all the clips to them. About the cuckold swinger, Jeremy boozing, Jeremy insulting the pastor insinuating he's "zesty", all the un-Godly deviance he partakes in.

Jeremy Hambly is now openly a "gayops man" who brags about indulging in such things. This is the battlefield he himself has decided to go to war on.
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What are the battle lines for Poopcuck Wars?

So far we have (edited now)

Pro-Casino side:
-PPP (Leader)
-Warski (sidekick)
-Rex Jones (Alex Jones’ son)
-Brittany Venti
-Yellow Flash
-Jeremy Prime
-Nerdrotic
-Mutahar
-Jaden McNeil
-Gabe Hoffman
-Steven Cambian
-MikeyNoMoh
-Josh Moon
-Dick Masterson
-Nicholas DeOrio
-Augie
-SmashJT
-Stardust
-Robert Barnes
-Potentially Criminal
-Meme Copium
-Billy Mitchell
-Matt Jarbo
-Repzion
-tons of anons on Twitter & the Farm

Chaotic Neutral:
-Ethan Ralph
-Scar Hampton (blacked.com pornstar)

Pro-Poopypants Cuck side:
-Jeremy Hambly (Poopy Cuck King)
-Melonie Mac (eggless middle aged ho)
-EVS (scammer)
-Vito the Pedo
-Nick Rekieta (the swinging cuckold)
-Adam Sellers the Jewish bull
-Groypers
The sides need more evocative names. Kasino Kommandos vs. PooBull Platoon. I'm imagining one of those wikipedia conflict summary boxes with the belligerents, losses, etc.

I can't think of a good conflict name. Something "two" since this feels like the WWII with jarbo flagging was WWI/the great war.
 
When you see the clip close up, you can what's left of her soul leave her body, tears welling in hers eyes as she knows she's lost the last of what dignity she had left to keep with these 2 retards getting all excited talking about all the degen shit she keeps saying she doesn't want to hear about. It doesn't help she's married to an actual mentally disabled retard who's going to lose his last job he'll ever have when Tim Pool go broke.

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This is the expression of a trooper who is slowly realising she missed the last chopper out of Saigon, facing another endless tour of duty in a field of literal human shit; with only an obese incontinent alcoholic swinger, and the bath-hag from The Shining for company.

And even if she ever rotates back to the world, the stench of Jeremy’s feces will always pollute her future job prospects, a very real aura of failure.

She could be the worst woman in the world for all I know, but no-one on Earth deserves this level of job dissatisfaction.
 
The sides need more evocative names. Kasino Kommandos vs. PooBull Platoon. I'm imagining one of those wikipedia conflict summary boxes with the belligerents, losses, etc.

I can't think of a good conflict name. Something "two" since this feels like the WWII with jarbo flagging was WWI/the great war.
World War Poo?
 
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