🌟 Internet Famous Karl Jobst / karljobst / FAQ_GOD / simthreat / approachhernow.com - Albino autist, Spergy speed runner, Pickup predator and Bitch of Mitchell

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Fat Camp Intern said:
Furthermore, winning or losing a lawsuit means absolutely nothing. Judges are the most corrupt pieces of shit imaginable.

It really doesn't seem like Karl is worthy of the mockery and vilification in this scenario. I mean I have a keen sense of right and wrong and many of you are being retards.
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Billy isn’t going to fuck you, you albino faggot. But he’ll gladly rape you in court for a second time.

Bend over and bite the pillow for King Mitchell. Hopefully he’ll use his hot sauce as lube
 
Is there anyway to mute an entire thread? Holy fuck are you guys stupid and gay.

India menace thread = based
Anti Semitic thread = based
Black appreciation thread = based

This thread = obese, cheeto-encrusted neckbeards sucking off a cheating faggot because you all subconsciously identify with him
 
Fat Camp Intern said:
Is there anyway to mute an entire thread? Holy fuck are you guys stupid and gay.

India menace thread = based
Anti Semitic thread = based
Black appreciation thread = based

This thread = obese, cheeto-encrusted neckbeards sucking off a cheating faggot because you all subconsciously identify with him
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I take offense at that! I prefer Doritos over Cheetos.

I’m so sorry that your Brick-faced wife isn’t popping her pussy for your pasty ass anymore and prefers to finger blast herself thinking about King Billy.
 
I'm convinced there are two demographics of users on this site:

One, the based Chads of the world who get censored for being too intelligent and right about everything,

And two, the degenerate loser neckbeard faggots who hate on lulcows because they secretly are just as terrible as them. AKA the fucking retards in this thread defending Billy.

Go fuck yourselves you fat basement dwelling scum of civilization.
 
Fat Camp Intern said:
I'm convinced there are two demographics of users on this site:

One, the based Chads of the world who get censored for being too intelligent and right about everything,

And two, the degenerate loser neckbeard faggots who hate on lulcows because they secretly are just as terrible as them. AKA the fucking retards in this thread defending Billy.

Go fuck yourselves you fat basement dwelling scum of civilization.
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No, we're all the second category. The difference is some of us are likeable, agreeable degenerate neckbeard faggots, so people delude themselves into thinking they're Not Like Most Girls (tm).
 
Anyone reading this who is likeable, agreeable and friendly is not obligated to take my remarks personally, obviously. If someone calls me a nigger I'm not offended because I'm not a nigger lmao.

It's just wild seeing so many crawl out from the woodworks as soon as I start siding against Billy. The judge was probably an absolute moron who took his narcissistic lies at face value. What a disaster.
 
Today I approached a girl and said hi. Then I ran like hell and never looked back.

Thanks, Karl! The system works, I can now run away from girls at a faster rate than ever before.

Unrelated PS: I enjoy pretending to like Billy because it makes the biggest autists sperg out.
 
Fat Camp Intern said:
The judge was probably an absolute moron who took his narcissistic lies at face value. What a disaster.
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Karl accused Billy of causing Apollo Legend's suicide. That's an factual and undeniable lie. The whole case had absolutely nothing to do with Billy cheating. How many times has this been said already? Apollo literally blamed DarkViperAU for his suicide.

I don't care about Billy beyond how much his mere presence in the world makes the albino retard seethe. He already jeopardized the financial security of his wife and young son, and he's doing it again. He baselessly accused an innocent man of causing another man's suicide, and now he's trying to attack his freedom of speech. You don't need to be a Billy Mitchell fanboy to realize that one of the parties of this conflict is far more retarded than the other.
 
Fat Camp Intern said:
I'm convinced there are two demographics of users on this site:

One, the based Chads of the world who get censored for being too intelligent and right about everything,

And two, the degenerate loser neckbeard faggots who hate on lulcows because they secretly are just as terrible as them. AKA the fucking retards in this thread defending Billy.

Go fuck yourselves you fat basement dwelling scum of civilization.
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I mean, I just asked a legit question on the topic of cheating. Billy has not actually been caught cheating to my knowledge. He is only confirmed to have played on MAME and lied about it. Which is bad, but nothing actually confirms him ever cheating his scores. Which is why I think calling him a cheater when there is no objective evidence for it kind of disingenuous.
 
Inb4 not Karl Lobst ragequits from reading the thread and his tard rage gets put into the spergatory or gets spun off into the "Debate Fat Camp Intern on why you should be hating Billy Mitchel" Thread.
 
Fat Camp Intern said:
Don't get hung up on semantics you autistic retard. Billy sued him first, thats what im referring to. And everything ive read paints him as the asshole.

Christ, why do I get the feeling everyone in this thread is a fucking autist with no sense of right or wrong?
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Billy sued him and won. Because Karl repeatedly falsely claimed Billy had driven a dude to suicide.

Billy is shit. Karl is worse. Billy at least makes a somewhat honest living selling novelty hot sauce. Karl is a YouTube autist.

Karl will without question get assraped by the court over this latest lawsuit. Because its rather obviously a bad faith attempt to undo the massive judgement Billy has against him. Karl is approaching Russel Greer tier legal lolcow.
 
Most Wanted Banana said:
That's an factual and undeniable lie
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You don't know this, faggot. Apollo agreed never to make another public comment about Billy. For all we know he could have sent crypto to Billy, been deeply distressed and afraid of legal repercussions to the point of not mentioning it even in his suicide note. Have you ever been the target of a lawsuit or legal threats? It's extremely distressing. You don't know the effects it did or didn't have on his already delicate state of mind.

You fucking lemmings get a few pieces of information then automatically assume you know the entirety of a situation. Learn to think beyond a hive mind. For fucks sake.
 
Dwarf Lord said:
Can we please fucking stop the debate about "MAME isn't REALLY cheating"? Because yes it is. It's been addressed several times in the thread.

There are inherent advantages to playing on MAME.
-The 8 way controls alone leads to numerable advantages at high end play.
-You can rebind keys to do two things at the same time, or just rebind them to be a more ergonomic way for yourself.
-MAME suffered from bad input lag for a brief time, but by the time those tapes were made there were already ways to get it to not only match but get negative input lag from PCB Arcade.
-Different MAME versions and hacks exist to change the intensity of barrels and fireballs among other things.

With all of that said, if you still think to yourself "Well Dwarf Lord maybe he just wanted to play more casually and not at an arcade PCB" well good thing there was already a fucking category he could've been submitting in for that. He wanted the "fame" and "honor" of winning in a category that he wasn't playing in while playing in another category which offers various advantages.

We can all laugh at Karl Lobst but we don't need to turn into hypocritical, revisionist faggots at the same time. Billy doesn't seem like a bad guy, it's a meaningless dumb video game lie from decades ago, but it's still a lie, and no amount of kvetching is going to change it.
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I think that's kind of irrelevant at this point considering Karl tried to pin a man's suicide on this guy, which is a huge escalation from "Billy did/didn't cheat in DK."
 
FPTMIU said:
I mean, I just asked a legit question on the topic of cheating. Billy has not actually been caught cheating to my knowledge. He is only confirmed to have played on MAME and lied about it. Which is bad, but nothing actually confirms him ever cheating his scores. Which is why I think calling him a cheater when there is no objective evidence for it kind of disingenuous.
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Amazing. So you people can take the judge's word on everything regarding the case, but magically ignore the part where he agrees that Billy is a known cheater 🙄
 
Fat Camp Intern said:
Amazing. So you people can take the judge's word on everything regarding the case, but magically ignore the part where he agrees that Billy is a known cheater 🙄
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Amazing, we can read the judgement and follow the arguments, which are based on testimony and evidence.
Karl could not present a single piece of evidence to support his claim.

On the contrary, everyone now knows that Apollo Legend explicitly called out OTHER people for driving him to the decision, after they backstabbed him and made take-down video content about him, after he had to back out of the legal battle with Billy due to health and financial reasons. His former friends fucked him over, left him hanging, did not support him, and that played a bigger role than anything else, which he literally said.

Every single sane person now understands that Karl is a fucking lying piece of shit, who will use the suicide of a human being to falsely accuse someone else of causing that suicide, all over his own obsession about Billy.

Karl is a faggot who lied about the death of a human being for updoots and to generate money through youtube views, sponsorships in the videos (Billy videos did much better than all his other content), and finally even asking for donations from his viewers to "defend himself from the lawsuit filed by CHEATER BILLY MITCHELL!!!!!!".

Anyone defending this piece of irradiated human garbage deserves to be dropped into the ocean to swim with the Salties right along Karl.
KYS Wigger.

Supporting Billy in this lawsuit is an actual IQ test.
Only absolute retards will still support Karl, regardless of if Billy cheated or not.
 
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