🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

[Telvanni]

My editor is unwilling to risk it.

Jokes on you buddy I anticipated this and downloaded a local copy to listen to at my own leisure!

 

[Spooky Dogwood]

Interesting read, but this dude is a massive faggot. No YouTube livestream needs a fucking producer, and this guy is probably awful at doing that job anyway. It was clearly an attempt to grift a grifter and the grifter called the bluff.

Jeremy is still a fat faggot retard, but so is this nobody

When you're a slop churner like QuarterPounder, it makes sense to outsource all the work. Frankly he shouldn't have gone into streaming in the first place. He should have just started paying people a pittance to make the slop for him and retire. He could have become an actual media company, but instead he's a retard who overpays for ventures that make no sense. It's like he doesn't understand his industry. He finds a way to create massive overhead when there should be practically none.

 

[Helping Friendly Book]

Unironically my favorite Ethan Ralph moment. Every time I hear Legal Mindset mentioned or see his name, this clip IMMEDIATELY comes mind. Meanwhile, I can't think of a single meme generated by that boring fat fuck Jeremy.

TOTAL RALPHAMALE VICTORY!!! 5 STAR DAYS BISH!!!

In all seriousness tho, the reason there's no memes generated from Jeremy is because he has no personality to speak of. He isn't a volatile wrecking ball like Ralph, he isn't witty or particularly intelligent, he is just very monotone. There is legit nothing about him to like, besides all the embarrassing shit like his skid marks or his Wisconsin bull. It really puzzles me as to why he continues to have an audience at all.

 

[Climate 4C]

TOTAL RALPHAMALE VICTORY!!! 5 STAR DAYS BISH!!!

In all seriousness tho, the reason there's no memes generated from Jeremy is because he has no personality to speak of. He isn't a volatile wrecking ball like Ralph, he isn't witty or particularly intelligent, he is just very monotone. There is legit nothing about him to like, besides all the embarrassing shit like his skid marks or his Wisconsin bull. It really puzzles me as to why he continues to have an audience at all.

That's the neat part, he doesn't have an audience. I'm only just coming back to observing this heifer, but it's obvious he view bots. Any real viewers are only hanging on because they want to fuck Jer's female cohosts or because they're loving the trainwreck.

 

[Sledgehammer Lobotomy]

 

[TertiaryObjective]

It's like he doesn't understand his industry.

It’s like he doesn’t understand his industry.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Good old Razorfist still out there being a faggot.

He's always been a contrarian.

 

[Brittany’s latest ex]

@Brittany’s latest ex what's your take

'Skin in the game' is just a euphamism for 'dick in Jer's wife'.

I know it’s traditional to give a X/10 rating but I prefer Patrice O’Neil’s X/30 system, Hannah is 15/30. Not attractive, not unattractive, just straight meh.

 

[SuffahLolcows]

@returnofthemacandcheese mentioning Quartering thinks there's no good black people makes me think that it makes sense now why his bull is a Jew.

But Jer forgets that he himself is a nigger in spirit

Jer is a pajeet in spirit. He literally does everything a pajeet does. Someone broke down how this fat lard sack is essentially a stinky indian and embrace all the bad qualities. Can't remember what page it is here though.

SAAR SAAR YOU CAN'T MAKE FUN OF MY BULL IT'S FORBIDDEN
SAAR SAAR I WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN SAAR

 

[gunt cat]

OI YA SODS IT'S YER OLD MATE COG HEA
AYE FOOKIN 'ATE PEE PEE PEE AND WAWSKE, BLOODIE COONTS
MUCH LUV TO JEREMIE 'AMBLY OF THE QUAR'ERIN DEY LYOIN AND SLANDERIN 'IM (NOT FACKSHULLY ACCURUT)
ME LOO WOUL BE UNDER ATTACK TOO, IF I ACTUALLY 'AD ONE, BLOODY ELL.

 

[Rekieta's Coked-Out Kid]

BY GOD, IT'S LAZY SHELL FROM THE TOP ROPE

 

[SargonF00t]

Bunty King was the canary in the coal mine nobody paid attention to.

One of the earliest self-confessed arse eaters of the sektur, who got destroyed by Metakur.

 

[Finger Pistols]

I'm just saying, on a biological level, Jer is somehow less functional than every baby daddy and trailer trash hillbilly despite his wealth

Some trailer trash hillbillys and hood niggas are able to take the catalytic converter of a car for some extra drug/hoe money. But Jeremy Hambly can't even take care of some fish he bought for his expensive saltwater tank.
HE'S USELESS!
HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY USEFUL SKILLS!
HE CAN'T EVEN TAKE CARE OF FISH!
WHOA BUDDY!

 

[W@rui]

One of the earliest self-confessed arse eaters of the sektur, who got destroyed by Metakur.

It's a real shame Metokur isn't jumping in this; he's too busy sperging about politics.

 

[Irregardless]

I know it’s traditional to give a X/10 rating but I prefer Patrice O’Neil’s X/30 system, Hannah is 15/30. Not attractive, not unattractive, just straight meh.

Hannah Claire, like most women in this space, out of the 3 categories falls in to the "maybe she's attractive?" category, where the other 2 are "She used to be attractive" and "whore".

 

[Asian tech support]

It's a real shame Metokur isn't jumping in this; he's too busy sperging about politics.

Jim from even four years ago would have been all over this. It's yet another fat guy getting cucked and self destructing and this time it's someone who directly went after him in the past. Sad!

 

[a kiwifarms user]

i dont want a very shameful part of my life tied to me.

I used to abuse stims hard and would end up on beast sites/forums

it is not a far stretch in the slightest from what i know and reading through other forums that they have gotten up to it at least once or twice. "meet my dogs" speaks like users of other forums would type. the tone of his voice just oozes something worse.

HOWEVER, going to meet someone requires a lot of trust and IN MY OPINION ALLEGEDLY, the conditions that him and jew bull have would fit really snugly into participating in bestiallity AFAIK, jew bull doesnt have animals.

You did more than just watch videos didn't you nigger?

 

[Airstrip One]

To the credit of the grand vexillologist, Jeremy Hambly, when he made the decision to treat his career like an escape room, the easiest approach would have been to slip on a Sonichu medallion - the cardinal anabolic steroid of lolcowdom - and embrace the incipient madness. He didn't do that. I can't speak to the rumours that he has been 'cooking' broken-off pieces of Sonichu medallions in coffee spoons and then injecting the jaundiced fluid into his flabby buttocks, which are the same pasty colour as Sonic the Hedgehog's flesh-toned arms, if Sonic had AIDS, They are just rumours. Some beleive that his ample posterior is a soy-filled reservoir. Ultimately, there is none among us who can say, with any certainty, what Jeremy Hambly puts in his ass.

Everything Jeremy has achieved over the past weeks is the result of years of hard graft, from his gaming chair-sculpted physique, to the Olympian-tier sexual harrassment of practically every female he encounters, that may yet crystalise into the financial ruination of a prolonged me-too moment. His refusal to do a barrel roll, that might allow him to escape his current Hitler Bunker meme, stands as testimony to his iron will. The Downfall parody, casting him as the beleaguered Führer of the Third Reich will endure for a thousand years. Here is a man with the turning circle of a fully-loaded container vessel who has resolved to never to waddle 360 degrees and walk way. That fading Rumble you hear on the horizon may sound like a departing storm. It is the sound of Jeremy Hambly dragging war his boulders.

 

[Radola Gajda]

Did Hambly get a vacectomy? Like was he one of those retards who thought that getting a vacectomy would give him access to endless pussy with no strings attached? If so, then that would explain why he lets the milkman into his life and why he's so upset.

Edit: grammer because I don't proofread the dumb bullshit I say.

There is clip of him showing his search history. (Lol) And he searched for semen analysis. So he is infertile , but he did not get vasectomy.
Also he blames his wife for fact that he does not have kids.

 

[Lundgoff]

Happy quarter pounder crash out day