💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

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  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

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I made the bad decision to watch the hackmania comedy show stream via restreams of it.

- Melton went up first. But Melton is apparently suffering from horrible back problems and couldn't do much. He advertised that the sunday poker event (with a $100 buy in!) at the golden nugget - which they had been warning would fill up - still had room for anyone who wanted to participate.
- They had some guy with a beard who worked backstage at a comedy club go next. He talked about how Aaron was trying to ruin things with his HRO. He made one brief reference to Nick's polycule. And then he did a long, rambling unfunny weird segment complaining about how wrong it was to accuse people of being pedophiles. He just sucked and never should have been put on stage.
- They next brought up one of the people from the Corey Feldman stalker program that had been livestreaming directly before this comedy show. I had no idea until today that there was a Corey Feldman stalker community within the greater dabbleverse. He was total shit. "Hur Dur you hear about them neo-nazis? Do you mean the Nazis are in the matrix now and dressing like Neo" It was below open mic night stuff at a small club or bowling alley. Then he went into holocaust jokes. The crowd was dead. There was one weird guy in the crowd who would randomly laugh at anything. He laughed at the guy on stage saying the word "Israel".
- Then the fat host guy with the beard came out and re-did an earlier joke he blew and made it about Ralph & Scarlett. Then a Geno joke.
- Then Alex "Kool Aid" Alnso(?) came out. He is a morbedly obese guy. Immediately made a pedo joke and the one guy that laughs in the crowd laughed at that. Otherwise more dead crowd. He made jokes (I guess) about how he had gay sex during pride. He got mad that people were not getting his jokes.
Anthony Cumia is still sitting in the crowd for this absolute shit and you have wonder what he was thinking at this point.
- Then the beard guy came out to introduce ANT himself. Cumia immediately made a pedo joke aboiut Hackmania.
- The paid livingstreaming Kevin was using from the show was total shit. It went in and out all the time.
- Cumia did his usual act but the crowd seemed totally dead or maybe most of the audience had just left by that point. Kevin lost most of the performance due to streaming problems.
- The headliner is someone named Pat Dixon. He was the headliner and looked like a real comedian. But the crowd was totally dead or had left and his material wasn't great.
- The restreams died about that point.

I should have known better than to waste time on any of this. Even Melton seems uninterested in his own event. I thought there was a small chance that they might put Nick on stage. But no.

The stuff with Nick is (maybe) going to be on Sunday night at the very end. Anyone restreaming it should be aware that Melton and company seemed last night to be fairly aggressive in hunting down live restreamers and cutting them off. Even if they were careful about idenitty. They seemed to be manually hunting for them among the viewers. Total viewers last night was estimated to be under 100.
 
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Sneed Force One said:
Despite insisting the event is to cover the overall Dabbleverse, the very first act copes about the HRO.
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None of the comedy show was about the dabbleverse. They had the guy acting as MC for the event mention the HRO, later mention Ralph & Scarlett and then mention Geno & whats her name. But that was about it. It was just "make topical reference" by the MC stuff. Not even jokes. The rest of the show was two acts that were not ready for open mic nite and two paid comedians doing their standard acts.

I guess the most ironically funny thing is that Melton ditched his own comedy show because he had better things to do.

Steve Seagull said:
Any sighting of Nick in the stream?
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Not that I saw. There were small parts I missed including the end due to streaming problems. But I don't think he came up on stage.
 
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Potentially Cat Mom said:
The prosecutor isn't doing anything b/c Aaron is not going to them and reporting the violations.
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Actually, I have it on reasonably good word from a couple of sources now that he actually is, but the Sterns County Attorney is a fucking cunt.

RaptInPlastic said:
Aaron and his attorney have gone to the prosecutor. She literally said she isn't going to do anything. She is very hostile to Aaron.
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It's literally the same bitch that indicted Aaron on a felony RP charge because he shared a partially topless photo of an adulterous whore with a greasy Italian and his bimbo girlfriend (and it went no further than that).

Because that's clearly what Minnesota should be filling its prisons with.

daffodils said:
"Guess what failed lawyer is texting my girl."
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"I've been in court more times than this person."

That's normally not something to brag about but... in this context... I have to say... point Ralph.
 
Strix454 said:
Melton went up first. But Melton is apparently suffering from horrible back problems and couldn't do much.
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I'm surprised it took this long for his spine to crumble into dust carrying his extreme obesity.
All that HRO defence money wasted on what could've been used for a medical dietician.
Hopefully the chronic pain will goad him into roping himself.
Perhaps this is the source of his apparent indifference to White's bullshit? He's took zonked on opiates to care?
 
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Notorious flake Ethan Ralph is promising to do "something" that will top the news of TheQuartering's cuck antics.
I have my heavy doubts, but hope springs eternal.
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Ralph promises to "invade" Hackamania tonight.
Will the long-awaited Rekieta Press occur? Time will tell.

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It is the proper response, because who the fuck cares.
It works for Nick, because he can go to his obese pedophile party, and it works for the wider internet, because they don't have to learn about it.
 
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It figures that the one time Nick is handed a legally binding means to be a lazy fuck, he declines to be so, because he has an insatiable need to get back at his ex-boyfriend.

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who ever thought it was a good idea to have a convention that maybe 500 people, max, would ever turn up to?
 
Sneed Force One said:
To those with the willpower to withstand Ralph's joker laugh and Scarlett's relentless stream of thought,
The "Hackamania Invasion" stream has begun.
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If Ralph and Scarlett doesn't end in some kind of intense murder suicide event I am going to be absolutely surprised.

Major said:
who ever thought it was a good idea to have a convention that maybe 500 people, max, would ever turn up to?
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Small conventions of 200 are fine, you just need to not make them expensive and retarded as all hell.
 
Major said:
who ever thought it was a good idea to have a convention that maybe 500 people, max, would ever turn up to?
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He is charging the idiots who show up either $175 a ticket or $300 a ticket. And the site claims the $300 special autistic tickets are all sold out. And all these idiots are really getting is the opportunity to hang out in a hotel and watch three half-days of bad streaming shows live. People are literally paying $125 extra for a different color badge and an invitation to a wrap party so late on sunday night that I doubt much of anyone will stay around.

And I dont think its close to 500 people showing up. But its still a fair amount of money these subhumans are making off all this. I mean aside from the venue, the only thing they appear to have spent money on was having Anthony Cumia show up and sleepwalk through a bad a standup routine.

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Sid and Nancy
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So this year's Pedomania day one was nothing but obesity, obese paedophiles, and obese paedophiles that makes obese paedophile jokes.
This is the important once-a-year business event that Nicholas Rekieta must attend, and cannot get back home the next day to sort his court case out.

Good look for the courts.

Imagine paying $200 for the ticket, more money for accommodation and the flight just to see this garbage. The flights are definitely pretty expensive now due to the Iran war. Losers.
 
As predictable as night turns day, Ralph is attemping to bank on the idea of trolling Rekieta, by demanding a $400 tithe to begin his infiltration.
 
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