💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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ONA Pest universe update:

In a few short months, we expect you'll be hearing of a man named Christopher Kuhn, aka @KillaKuhn on the old r/ONA.


LONG STORY SHORT:
Kuhn tried to steal a Vizio sound bar from a local Wal-Mart with his toddler (whom the ONA "Qadan's Comedy Collection" forum is named after) in the back seat of his car. As he was leaving the parking lot, he saw police vehicles swarming the store entrance. He logically assumed he himself had caused this commotion, panicked, crashed his vehicle, and then fled on foot while his toddler perished in the wreck.

For those of you who remember the 2013 Boston Marathon Bombing, we at da forums imagine Kuhn's Gambit transpiring in a similar fashion, whereas the younger brother had ran over his older brother while fleeing the Watertown/Somerville/Cambridge Police shootout in their stolen SUV.
It probably wasn't that cool.



Anyway, Mr. Kuhn will be released from prison in a few months after a long sentence. I think it's been 10 years. There's a good chance he has never heard of Rick.
Although, if he were ever a Pest worth his weight in soiled diapers, he'd be keeping up with us on the prison Tablet provided to him.

You may ask, Why would ONA welcome back a man like this?
Why would they have a verified account waiting and ready for him as soon as he exits the prison doors?
Why are they monitoring his release date to contact him the literal second he breathes free air?

Well,

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And also,






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OffTopic said:
crashed his vehicle, and then fled on foot while his toddler perished in the wreck.
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Jesus Christ.

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Anyway, Mr. Kuhn will be released from prison in a few months after a long sentence. I think it's been 10 years.
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Wasn’t long enough. Missouri once again proves its status as a shit-tier state. They have the death penalty, they should have used it.
 
McMitch said:
Jesus Christ.

Wasn’t long enough. Missouri once again proves its status as a shit-tier state. They have the death penalty, they should have used it.
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Pretty sure his nose was always fucked up.

But for me, that scar is a reminder of the accident in which he manslaughtered his son and fled the scene.
I imagine when he's in prison, the other inmates are just assuming the same thing.
I would. Right?

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McMitch said:
I feel like prisoners, especially those in American prisons, are ill-equipped to understand Sophoclean Irony.
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Well I don't either, Quasimodo, so why doncha go head and share with the rest of us?

Fawkin Nostradamus ova heeah.





Edit: I gotcha. Sophoclean sounds MUCH smarter than simple ol' dramtic irony. Good stuff.


But yeah, he was a muslim who manslaughtered his own white son while fleeing the scene unnecessarily after stealing a stereo worth $175 in 2012.

That's what happened.
 
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OffTopic said:
This is too autistic for me, I don't know that meme.

Are we cool or am I a fag? I don't get it.


This is why ONA is the better forum.
If you post like this ^ queer, you get booed to the back row.

Shiggered.
What is that.

Ya got me. I'm gay. I'm gay. Well done.
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It's an old 4chan meme looking of Frank Costanza looking disapproving while taking batting practice. Anons would use it and say stuff like "I sure hope you guys don't do this", which in turn morphed into phrases like shiggy my diggy or shiggy diggy do based on the acronym ISHYGDDT.

Kuhn ain't white. Neither is his kid.
 
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wow. that's really horrible.
Anyway, Mr. Kuhn will be released from prison in a few months after a long sentence.
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at least he only killed his child in the commission of a crime. if he had done something truly unthinkable like twitter bully a narcissist sci fi author he would have died in prison screaming on the floor.
 
break these cuffs said:
It's an old 4chan meme looking of Frank Costanza looking disapproving while taking batting practice. Anons would use it and say stuff like "I sure hope you guys don't do this", which in turn morphed into phrases like shiggy my diggy or shiggy diggy do based on the acronym ISHYGDDT.

Kuhn ain't white. Neither is his kid.
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Dude. IRAOTASDC.


I read all of that and still don't care.
 
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Pretty sure his nose was always fucked up.

But for me, that scar is a reminder of the accident in which he manslaughtered his son and fled the scene.
I imagine when he's in prison, the other inmates are just assuming the same thing.
I would. Right?
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The important thing is that he got the bottom bunk.
 
reptile baht spaniard rid said:
fuck me $6k prop tax for the hovel? fucker should move to the asshole of nowhere, it's not like wisconsin doesn't have 2,732 bars (only surpassed by NY, CA, and TX, all of which are a bit larger).
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I am surprised it went down. Wisconsin's governor created a 400 year tax increase on the state and Milwaukee is using property taxes to fund the black hole that is their public school system. If he was smart (lol I know), he would have sold that hovel a year or two ago, moved up north outside of Green Bay and been ok
 
Sorry for the double post

I don't know if anyone posted this but the other half has now been put up for rent.


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Only found it because his tax bill is technically under 2613 N Oakland Ave and not 2611 N Oakland Ave.


So let my autism take over with what you could do instead of giving money to Fatrick to live at this hell hole.


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The current mortgage rates in Milwaukee are around 6.25%.


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The basics of a mortgage payments, can move around a bit but thats around it. So if you can put a $40k downpayment, you could buy a $200k house in the area.

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This is the current listing of places in his neighborhood you could buy and build up equity instead of paying Fatrick to live in that pepperoni factory
 
DSP's Tax Lawyer said:
I know you guys were more worried than Fatrick was, but Niki paid the property tax bill. She had to raise $6,378.85 (clearly not from any books Fatrick sold) to pay this
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They’ve both got to be working. I’d love to know what they’re doing: ‘Hello stalker, my name is not Rick, I’m calling from Geico…’
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This is why ONA is the better forum.
If you post like this ^ queer, you get booed to the back row.
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Definitely funnier. I don’t think much of this shit though:
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Speaking of the other forum, here’s some ‘Rare Rick’s’ for people to enjoy in whatever way they see fit. I hope @Judge Holden likes the awkward autistic nerd borderline twink look:
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Exploitable:
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Ol’ Tommy ‘The Gobbler’ Tomlinson makes an appearance, with a gut grown from a thousand loads:
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Different angle of an old classic:
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From this, with wife literally running off with another man in real time just out of shot, to a ‘real life tough guy’. Really underlines how ridiculous his head canon is after his life imploded around this time:
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‘Patrick Tomlinson has great genes’:
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And my favourite, completely unedited, Rick looking the faggiest he’s ever looked ‘mediating’ a battle of the gunts:
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Nice ratio, stupid.
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I finally understand Pat's bizarre beliefs surrounding the imprisonment of his many clinically obsessed cyberstalkers. He believes that Bernard here is delaying his imprisonment by bullying Pat. One can only assume that the High Executioner who lives in Rick's head delays the screaming prison cell suicide by some unspecified length of time every time they tease Ricky Tits on twitter.com. This explains how he can believe that the knock is still imminent after all these years. All of his stalkers are so felonious that they push their inevitable incarceration back by X months several times per day.
 
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