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A lot of really stupid people on the internet are moon deniers and a lot of those people tend to be far-right Christian types that think we live under a dome called the "firmament".
Fatty is just following the crowd at this point.
You laugh but there are those out there that are convinced the Sun isn't real and has been replaced by the government or something. Google, "Sun Simulator conspiracy".
The moon can't be real, at least not in the way you're thinking. Have you ever even been there? No way we got there using 1969 technology less sophisticated than TI-83 calculator. You seriously think something that massive is just chilling in the sky? What is this, Tears of the Kingdom?
Celestial space jews created the moon to control trade winds & menstrual cycles of various mammaroids to sell billions in the tampon industrial complex (they're definitely on some freaky shit). But they don't control us through gravitational fields like the lunaroid conspiracies love to claim. It turns out the space jews were sloppy and half assed the lunar rotation. Having never been known to leave money on the table, the happy merchants simply set up operations on the part we can't see. The facilities that control sea levels and influence elections are all on the dark side of the moon. So no, your vote really doesn't matter, and every election has already been decided up the year 3000. Spoiler: there
will be a gay female darkie president in 2480 (or 2484, it escapes me atm), but the
de facto leader will be an old huwhite guy that answers to corporations. So like every presidential appointment ever, except that brief hiccup in 2008 when one of their workers spilled xiz Slurpee on the server rack.
President Kennedy, when he wasn't too busy lobotomizing his sister or posing shirtless for gay magazines, threatened to pull the plug on the whole moon affair. A panicked Lyndon Johnson hired Lee Harvey Oswald to put Kennedy down alone and by himself (with a magic bullet), then had Jack Ruby kill him to cover his ass. Tricky Dick Nixon then gave a young Stanley Kubrick slush funding for his movies in exchange for creating a special new camera to setup this whole "moon landing" subterfuge.
Trust in the plan. A Christian God is not a factor in any of this.
Kind of like the people who say Stonehenge or the pyramids MUST have been built by aliens, the very attempt at imagining that humans, even in a very primitive state (as we indeed were in 1969 in terms of space travel) could manage such a feat seems unlikely in the extreme.
They were built by ancient aliens. The theorists were right. Ancient aliens built them their advanced intelligence,a winch, some cinder blocks, and 50,000 expendable Hebrew slaves.
