💥 Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
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What are the odds that Sarah was shadowbanned from the event. It seems like people want none of her bullshit when it comes to these things.

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And to avoid double posting
Sarah is still salty she isn't Japanese. That ancestry test still haunts her.
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I think that's why. She already had at least two tard rages at these events that we know of. Plus word may have gotten out about the LARP incident too. Nobody wants to deal with this. So they just politely tell her that they aren't accepting paintings right now. They don't want to be mean to the tarded woman and they also don't want her to go off on them.
Falcon Sebben said:
It's even funnier when, as man, we tend to rip on each other as a form of playful banter.

Pixy would run away crying the moment anything is directed at her.
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She can't even take a compliment if it's not worded i n whatever magical way she wants it to be. She blocks people trying to help her all the time. She could never be a real man. She's always been a crybaby. She must have been a real trip as a kid.
 
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Looks like Sarah is once again attempting to run away from home because of "abuse". Key word being attempting.
 
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
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Looks like Sarah is once again attempting to run away from home because of "abuse". Key word being attempting.
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So somebody is supposed to just open their home to a fat, smelly and delusional weeb who believes she's a man with a stomach penis and is being raped by ghosts? How is she supposed to pay for rent? How is she going to buy her own food?

This isn't charity. Nobody is going to help her even if she wasn't totally crazy.
 
Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
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Looks like Sarah is once again attempting to run away from home because of "abuse". Key word being attempting.
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If she stopped pretending she was a man she could pretend she was really abused and go to a domestic violence shelter. Essentially this is just "Help me! I'm aboosed! My dad keeps making me clean up after myself while calling me Sarah!"

She doesn't seem to realise that even if she lived in her own pigsty apartment that smells of BO and paint fumes she'd still have to do all these chores by herself. Does she think housework does itself? What did she think her mom did all day? From what we've seen of Casa Guilbeaux it was pretty clean outside of Pixy's den of filth. So likely even in her wheelchair Debbie was cleaning pre-stroke with Pixy traipsing around town with Tripod-san. Papa Guilbeaux is in his 70s and boomer men aren't usually good at housekeeping anyway. Pixy doesn't have a job and the only way she can contribute to the household is by keeping it clean. I somehow doubt she's being slave driven like a fat Cinderella all day long. Otherwise she'd have no time for writing toilet sex piss fics and taking 30+ photos of the same autistic facial expression.

Pixy just doesn't want to do anything that doesn't directly serve her desires and is a lazy spoiled commode bucket of lard.
 
Dysnomia said:
If she stopped pretending she was a man she could pretend she was really abused and go to a domestic violence shelter. Essentially this is just "Help me! I'm aboosed! My dad keeps making me clean up after myself while calling me Sarah!"

She doesn't seem to realise that even if she lived in her own pigsty apartment that smells of BO and paint fumes she'd still have to do all these chores by herself. Does she think housework does itself? What did she think her mom did all day? From what we've seen of Casa Guilbeaux it was pretty clean outside of Pixy's den of filth. So likely even in her wheelchair Debbie was cleaning pre-stroke with Pixy traipsing around town with Tripod-san. Papa Guilbeaux is in his 70s and boomer men aren't usually good at housekeeping anyway. Pixy doesn't have a job and the only way she can contribute to the household is by keeping it clean. I somehow doubt she's being slave driven like a fat Cinderella all day long. Otherwise she'd have no time for writing toilet sex piss fics and taking 30+ photos of the same autistic facial expression.

Pixy just doesn't want to do anything that doesn't directly serve her desires and is a lazy spoiled commode bucket of lard.
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Normal men can find time both for household chores and writing erotic fanfics!

Edit: Everyone is laughing and this post was about 90% serious.
 
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Dysnomia said:
She doesn't seem to realise that even if she lived in her own pigsty apartment that smells of BO and paint fumes she'd still have to do all these chores by herself.
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Or maybe she's one of those that says, "I cleaned up my mess so you need to do the rest" as if that's a thing.

She's living at home, not contributing to anything and when her parents ask her to help out she flips out. That's not how you play that game. You actually do help out because one day they might just decide they had enough and kick her out for good.

If you don't pay rent you earn your keep in other ways. Cooking, cleaning, running errands and basically doing something for the household. And sorry but, "I don't feel in the mood" doesn't cut it. I'm sure Debbie didn't always want to cook for Pixy when she was younger but she did it anyway because that's what mothers do. At least that's what traditional Tradwives would do.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
So somebody is supposed to just open their home to a fat, smelly and delusional weeb who believes she's a man with a stomach penis and is being raped by ghosts? How is she supposed to pay for rent?
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If she could just channel her fan club into more productive activities she could open a ghost brothel. It could be called Whatabrothel.
 
Falcon Sebben said:
You actually do help out because one day they might just decide they had enough and kick her out for good.
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If they haven't kicked her out by now, they never will.

They will, however, die within the next 15 years and she will have no where to go when that time comes. Not a chance in hell her brothers will take her in. I wonder if she thinks she gets to keep the house without paying any bills for it lol
 
stinky patchouli said:
If they haven't kicked her out by now, they never will.

They will, however, die within the next 15 years and she will have no where to go when that time comes. Not a chance in hell her brothers will take her in. I wonder if she thinks she gets to keep the house without paying any bills for it lol
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Pixy cannot manage a home. Likely, the assets will be split three ways after both parents die and the boys will come up with a plan for Pixy, whether that is having her evicted from the house after it is sold, letting her live with them, putting her in a nursing home, or whatever option else there is.

If you sat down Pixy and asked her what she would do if she woke up and she was very sick with a fever, could she come up with a coherent plan? I think she could say that she should take Tylenol and go to a hospital if it didn't get better. I think she is probably compos mentis, but I am not absolutely sure. I also don't know if the boys are too much like their parents to try to push the issue in court. Pixy's SIL at one point interacted some with the Internet and is now silent. I suspect they might just lay low until one day a lot of craziness occurs. I don't think she will be under a bridge.
 
She's getting more desperate and boomery.
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Didn't bother going through all 100+ of them because I felt my IQ drop as I read the ones I did but here's a few:
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Boomerhon admitting to assault and also thinking porky little Sarah could beat up anyone except her elderly parents.

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The first one is fucking hilarious, the second is fucking useless and I can't tell if it's another hon or a just a granny handmaiden, but definitely someone oblivious to both the horrendous economy and Sarah's infamous laziness. (And inability to make friends, because otherwise she wouldn't have made this post.)

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"Basically a cis man" shut the fuck up, Sarah.

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This one sent my sides into orbit. SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT A FADE IS :story: She really is permanently trapped in 2006!

The most annoying part is these geriatric morons think she's being actively discriminated at work because of the way she wrote her post, when bitch hasn't had a job in what, a year? She quit the last few because of her foot, and I still think she got fired from Lowes because of her absenteeism and laziness, and her pronoun meltdown was the final straw. Her being a "man with boobs" is yet another excuse for her not to work, because she's never, ever wanted to actually work. Taking pictures of her pudgy body stuffed into costumes is the only job she ever actually wanted.

This is the most attention online she's gotten in a very long time, and all she had to do was lie to a bunch of boomers who are blissfully unaware of who she is. She's not on testosterone because she would have written a fic or two about giving herself injections or putting on gel before going out to fuck Kairi, or even announced on her FB about getting a T prescription from a quack. She's only ever mentioned taking useless supplements, doesn't even know that testosterone is a controlled substance and she doesn't have the connections to get black market 'roids or whatever the pooner equivalent of troonshine is. Is Victoria actually that "religious" or is she exaggerating for sympathy? And why Austin? Because her gay brother lives/lived there? Again, trapped in the 2000s and wishing she was a gay man moving to the big city to escape small town homophobia... except she wants to sexually abuse women now because no actual gay guy in wanted to be Riku to her Sora. Of course she doesn't mention that in her sympathy-baiting/narc supply-seeking post.

What was the point of this anyway? Is she going to set up a GoFuckMe soon to swindle these hons out of their retirement funds? I bet she really wants to raise money to finish her stupid Vantrash costume and go to San Japan this year, and plans to use "escaping Victoria as a transman" as a cover. Note she also doesn't mention how she wants to abandon her stroked-out mother and father who's probably not long for this world either, because their expectation of her to do chores is abuse.

Since no one else here posted this, her latest and worst fic yet:
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Sarah is disgusting and no one should feel sorry for her.
 
KuwabaraTheMan said:
Honestly shut the fuck up. Pixy may be annoying but your long-ass obsessive garbage shits up this thread so bad. At least you didn't use :cryblood: for once.
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I had to check this page without logging in to make sure you weren't replying to some sped I blocked ages ago.

You go from
KuwabaraTheMan said:
I'm starting to genuinely hate her and anyone here who still simps for her needs to get their head out of their ass.
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to saying that people who recap her online faggotry (aka keep the thread going) are obsessive?

Are you "Wynn" and got offended that Phoquehead couldn't determine your gender?
 
Victoria isn't as oppressive as she would like us to think it is, nor as she actually thinks it is. It's an average Texas suburban town. Yeah, most of Texas presents as average white vaguely Christian normies, but it's not like she's a black person in a sundown town in the 50s or some shit, like she portrays it. No one gives a shit about her or goes out of their way to notice her at all. No doubt she barely spends time in public at all anymore, and when she does she likely avoids all interactions anyway because she thinks everyone wants to hurt her AND that she's above them.

She has the same chronically online opinion as every self absorbed, naive teenager in a bedroom community; the big, liberal city will get me! I'll belong and everything will fall into place and come easily and there will be cupcakes and rainbows and kittens every day! Austin is a violent tumultuous poverty stricken and elitist controlled city with just a many if not more social issues as Victoria, and no doubt far more expensive. She couldn't afford to stay if she somehow managed to get there. And she is her own problem, always, it's never the environment. She got kicked out of a fucking larping group for freaking out on someone. She can't even moderate herself around harmless dweebs, she definitely can't cut it between the half homeless addict, half stuck up influencer wannabe population in Austin.

She has no idea that she has been cruising through life with bumper rails up, if she ever got truly out on her own and into a larger city, she'd be homeless, in hospital, in jail, or on her way back to Victoria in under a month.
 
Yeah, Phoquehead is "Shitting up threads" by being one of the main people keeping it actively updated with the cow's antics, clearly. :story: I swear some bitches forget this is a gossip forum. How does someone "shit up a thread" on a gossip forum by gossiping in it, exactly?
 
Everybody calm down. Here's a John:
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Now I wonder if Pixy has ever watched The Vampire Dies in No Time. I doubt she has, though.
 
Victoria is a suburb of Houston. As @burntgrilledcheese noted, it’s not some rural backwater where Sarah is at risk of being murdered for being the brave trans man in a paper tie.

As for Austin…if Sarah can’t afford the greater Houston area, she sure as hell can’t afford Austin. Although the market has cooled some, it easily has the highest cost of living of any metro area in Texas. Prices are closer to CA. A comparable house in a comparable neighborhood in Houston that might run $400K is going to be closer to a million in Austin. It’s also a college town. Any job that she could get hired for will be filled by students from UT that show up not sobbing about rape ghosts and smell better — even the trans ones.
 
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