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corvuscorax said:
I'm a huge lover of bears, and Grizzlies are absolutely amazing. I think them being "pets" isn't a great idea, just because (like wolves) they require a LOT of space, and specialty care.

Get a job working at a bear sanctuary! They take volunteers and stuff. You could probably work your way up.

Bear posting time??
BEAR POSTING HOURS
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[I have more, but will save the rest of my bear sperging for later.]
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don't worry it's fanta
I like @Piss Bear . Great poster.
Waffle Iron said:
I always thought bears were cute, then I saw one IRL and my reptile brain told me this thing would fuck me up bad and wasn't cute or cuddly.
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Not cute or cuddly? He's just a little guy!
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It's true. I have no fucking idea what "halvfems" even IS. Half fives? You don't even say "fems" in any other context, it's not correct grammar. Honestly, Danish numbers suck. Danish in general fucking sucks, it's a garbage language. But at least we aren't the singsong fjord apes or god forbid, the islamic nation of Sweden. I'd rather speak with a potato in my mouth than be either.
 
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Retreaded Tire said:
It's true. I have no fucking idea what "halvfems" even IS. Half fives? You don't even say "fems" in any other context, it's not correct grammar. Honestly, Danish numbers suck. Danish in general fucking sucks, it's a garbage language. But at least we aren't the singsong fjord apes or god forbid, the islamic nation of Sweden. I'd rather speak with a potato in my mouth than be either.
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Its a shortening of halvfemsindstyve

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PetiteFeet said:
Not cute or cuddly? He's just a little guy!
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Ah yes, just a cute bear trying to get a treat (treat being a human being). Not scary at all
PetiteFeet said:
But at least we aren't the singsong fjord apes or god forbid, the islamic nation of Sweden. I'd rather speak with a potato in my mouth than be either.
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Nords are nice, but sadly too nice to run a country. We need some kind of nation-wide fumigation company to clean up western countries.
 
PetiteFeet said:
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don't worry it's fanta
I like @Piss Bear . Great poster.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=0UhVwaPfhHMNot cute or cuddly? He's just a little guy!

It's true. I have no fucking idea what "halvfems" even IS. Half fives? You don't even say "fems" in any other context, it's not correct grammar. Honestly, Danish numbers suck. Danish in general fucking sucks, it's a garbage language. But at least we aren't the singsong fjord apes or god forbid, the islamic nation of Sweden. I'd rather speak with a potato in my mouth than be either.
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>fjord apes
my fucking sides

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Speaking of fjord apes...

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I just call them moosefuckers. New slur unlocked.
 
Bears are beautiful, intelligent, majestic creatures. Watching films of them interacting in their various natural environments with their cubs, with other bears, catching salmon, etc, is fascinating. But all I really need to say when discussing human/bear interaction is two words:

Timothy.
Treadwell.
 
Tinidril said:
Bears are beautiful, intelligent, majestic creatures. Watching films of them interacting in their various natural environments with their cubs, with other bears, catching salmon, etc, is fascinating. But all I really need to say when discussing human/bear interaction is two words:

Timothy.
Treadwell.
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Treadwell got killed by a Shaniqua (or a spiritual Shaniqua) who moved his scheduled flight and kept him there during the “starving bears will eat you” part of autumn as much as he got killed by the bear
 
corvuscorax said:
I'm a huge lover of bears
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I don't especially like bears, fren.
The closest I've ever been to bears is a trio of polars, and those cunts would've ate me if they could jump a little further.

Bears are beautiful, majestic and intelligent creatures. Also, I prefer being top of the food chain.
I chose to let those polar bears live.

Have some poo bears...

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