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His latest hostage update.

This bitch drinks fucking ranch dressing the same way a seagull eats a fry, just gobbling that shit up. Activating some talents she acquired during her "career".
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Ralph spots some leftover taco debris and looks longingly at it.
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He proceeds to lick the sauce off her messy bloated face like a complete maniac they share taco favoured kisses.
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What are we even doing anymore pal? He went from being fed spoonfuls of ice-cream by his wife to slurping queso sauce held by a blacked crack-whore.
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ngl even though I know I should've expected this I still marked out a little when I saw Ralph with Scar again. I was afraid Ralph might've actually come to his senses for a second there.

But Ralph will always go back to Scarlett with as much reliability as Bossman going back to the gambling and drugs because degenerate addicts like Bossman are exactly what these 2 both are. Scarlett is schizophrenic and a child molestation victim that numbed the pain with drugs, then paid for the drugs by doing porn, then numbed the pain of porn with more drugs and the cycle continued. Ralph himself is a self-centred white trash ragepig that was addicted to multiple substances before he lost his career, his kids, his 2 wives, his teenage baby momma, his own mother, Pawpaw's ring and the country his daddy gave him. They need each other not only to justify their own vices and decisions, but to give themselves something to live for aside from drugs. They're destined to get together, be together and die together.

Edit: They better get back together or this post is going to look really stupid

Edit 2: We good
 
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She back streaming. Apparently Ralph threw a shot glass at her and she has no idea where he is. She hopes he makes his flight and doesn’t want to press charges
 
She’s ranting to cops about her fiancée Ralph. Shes bleeding and doesn’t want to go to the hospital because they’ll touch her. Ralph ran off when she just asked for a bandage. Her livestream ended as she was escorted by cops out of her room.
 
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