💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Jackie, your time comes soon.
At least 4 of us are running a train on that ass. She will enjoy it as much as we're all going to enjoy prison.
Look Rick, you can threaten to kill us all day long and we won’t do shit, but do NOT threaten Jackie’s life like this, she isn’t the one. She’s gonna fuck your shit up for this fat boy.
Titty Two-Chins doesn't threaten to kill us himself, child. We end our own lives. Apparently the scorn of a very fat, very gay man is so intolerable a screaming death in a resort of a federal penitentiary is preferred.
 
Interrupting second, whiter Jackie’s amphetamine-fueled delusions of relevance to bring you the latest:
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Jackie, your time comes soon.
Wow! Looks like all those who predicted Rick would use his MPD payoff to fund more lolsuits are feeling good right now…

‘The record must be corrected stalker, I’d rather be right* than happy.’

*In vague, indefinable ways, if any.
 
But she fucked up the timing, she’s got no timing, she’s got no timing…
She got no RHYTHM baby. That is a complete disqualifier from being black, I mean Black, I mean BLACK.
Why does Pat say the other guy was looking through gay porn as it’s an insult, I thought being gay was good? Very problematic from him.
This absolute tard actually believes a guy named "Bobby Gayporn" is his arch-enemy in life.
 
The investigation is underway as we speak, stalkers:
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Get ready for the knock.
I mean, there is an investigation under way. There are written and verbal orders by the FBI to MPD to censor any info about Pat from release. That much is true. HOWEVER, consider the following:

  1. MPD testified that they do not know who Patrick's stalkers are.
  2. Only information relating to Patrick Tomlinson is barred. You can FOIA information about swats to his parents' home, for example. You can FOIA info about Patrick's wife complaining about the swattings. But only Patrick is barred.
  3. There is one more Torswats remaining. I've learned this directly from the MPD.
  4. Swats never affect him financially (his airbnb never gets swatted when it has guests)

From this set of fact we can draw the following conclusions

  • Either Patrick is unwilling bait by MPD
or

  • Patrick is the swatter and they are building an airtight case. The "this man swatts himself for attention" is a hard sell to the jury afterall.
Take your pick. Whichever is true, Patrick is the loser, not the victor.
 
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The knock is coming, stalker.
 
You can FOIA info about Patrick's wife complaining about the swattings. But only Patrick is barred
That's something I didn't know. I could understand the parents being okay to FOIA as they've only been SWATted a few times, but I assumed anyone at the property/things involving the property would be barred from FOIA if they were trying to protect him from Le Stalkér. That the FBI doesn't want anything specifically about Patrick getting out personally puts me closer to the camp that he SWATted for hire in some scheme to get the pests arrested/get the MPD to settle for fat stacks (I don't know, the man's retarded so maybe it made sense to him).

The recording where he's trying to specify/clarify which of the two halves of the hovel they were called to because (from memory) they were called to one, he was hiding in the other one they don't normally use (the Airbnb), and they knocked on/entered the Airbnb he was in, always perplexed me. He also seems to bounce around between being oddly calm to maniacal, forced rage which is weird but I haven't been in the situation so who knows how you're "supposed" to act. It's just really funny and jarring to hear:

:tomlinson:SHUT UP. I'M TALKING.
😇 Thank you!

:tomlinson: Do you know how many times I've called, YYYYYOOOOU, about how THIS. KEEPS HAPPENING?! DOYOUHAVEANYIDEA?
😇 It's more than once!

:tomlinson: LEAVE! AND NEVER RETURN!
 
That the FBI doesn't want anything specifically about Patrick getting out personally puts me closer to the camp that he SWATted for hire in some scheme to get the pests arrested/get the MPD to settle for fat stacks (I don't know, the man's retarded so maybe it made sense to him).
There's two layers to this. MPD has placed Patrick's address on 'no release' list, but the FBI has repeated to MPD many many times to not release anything related to "Tomlinson" investigation. Note that this does not extend to his father, as I've proven already (see, for example, this or this), nor does it seem to extend to his wife (which, to be fair, has a different last name). This does not extend to Robinson family either.

I know for a fact that:

1. FBI had, at least, twice told MPD via a phone to not release anything regarding Patrick. I've known this since 2024.
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See also: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/patric...anic-kempesh-padawan-v2-5.65412/post-20451896 (there was at least one other phone call some time after this post)

2. They had told MPD the same at least once in writing.

The FBI denies all of this, of course.

The one swat that Patrick WAS NOT AWARE of, is curiously also the only one subject to FOIA release. Curious, huh? I wonder what that means.

Edit: also, Pat's family literally accuse Patrick of swatting them and himself.
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https://kiwifarms.st/threads/patric...anic-kempesh-padawan-v2-5.65412/post-20058449
 
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I mean, there is an investigation under way. There are written and verbal orders by the FBI to MPD to censor any info about Pat from release. That much is true. HOWEVER, consider the following:

  1. MPD testified that they do not know who Patrick's stalkers are.
  2. Only information relating to Patrick Tomlinson is barred. You can FOIA information about swats to his parents' home, for example. You can FOIA info about Patrick's wife complaining about the swattings. But only Patrick is barred.
  3. There is one more Torswats remaining. I've learned this directly from the MPD.
  4. Swats never affect him financially (his airbnb never gets swatted when it has guests)

From this set of fact we can draw the following conclusions

  • Either Patrick is unwilling bait by MPD
or

  • Patrick is the swatter and they are building an airtight case. The "this man swatts himself for attention" is a hard sell to the jury afterall.
Take your pick. Whichever is true, Patrick is the loser, not the victor.
i will forever be holding out hope that Pat gets taken down for this someday, if nothing else. there's too much evidence against him, and i have no doubt more than a few brothermen put together some serious documentation and sent it off to the relevant authorities to tip them off. i'll say Patrick being 'unwilling bait' by the MPD makes no sense to me because the SWAT calls have stopped entirely (which is in and of itself suspicious for how often it allegedly occurred) and there was only the one major event that led to the lolsuit wherein we saw he had a tiny prick. but, for all this, i assume you were suggesting that he's being used as bait for more swattings so they can take down the callers which i don't see being possible.

but building a case against him, absolutely. it's incredibly suspect that his AirBNB was never, ever affected by these "50-60+ swattings", which also led to him claiming (falsely, of course) to be the most swatted man in America. i think the most compelling proof of his crimes is that all the swattings happened between guests staying at his hovel, and those guests never knew about these supposed dozens of 'murder attempts'. Rick has also made false claims about bomb threats called into conventions and polling stations. even before the lolsuit, some of us half joked about what was going to happen: all of the supposedly constant swat calls, which were just wellness checks and other shit, could only serve the purpose of giving him ammunition for a lawsuit against the MPD with the sole purpose of cashing a check from the city.
 
It's mind boggling to me that in 2026 he's still going every single fucking day with the prison threats and 'this is how you've chosen to end your life'. He's like those mice in cages that just keep hitting the button to get a dose of cocaine even though it drains their motivation to even bother eating and eventually starve to death. Except it's the opposite with Rick of course. He just keeps getting fatter while doing this.
 
i will forever be holding out hope that Pat gets taken down for this someday, if nothing else. there's too much evidence against him, and i have no doubt more than a few brothermen put together some serious documentation and sent it off to the relevant authorities to tip them off.
The EWU video would be glorious. Fuck I would hope it'd bring JCS out of effective retirement because it's just that interesting. A fat retard narc who thought he could get one over on everyone? JCS loved to mostly make videos about massive liars.
 
Fatty is "into things" and believes that "you don't have to be gay to suck dick" but vehemently denies "being present in your gay porn videos". And he has to point out it's gay every time. 100% that's Fat in those videos.

This is a "professional writer" who hasn't realized that "SWATT" isn't a word for years and counting. He is retarded, and also obese.
 
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This is my scenario. There are many like it, but it is mine (you can claim it yours, too, I'm open sores about this shit).

  • Ricky T did get swatted for real by some niggers online. Less "popular" people than him have had this happen.
  • His open reaction to this shit was off the charts, likely encouraging more "real" swats.
  • Eventually the swatters got bored, but patrick had learned he gets "positive" attention
  • He also thinks it's a way to get them "punished" because he's a fucking retard
  • He starts swatting himself, successfully using crypto
That very last part is what blows my mind, he's a fucking moron and I can't figure out crypto.
 
As a reminder, Blackie is too retarded to understand a joke
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She's never gonna give us up
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Don't you wish you had a woman as faithful as her?

Or maybe not, she was up at 4am complaining about how a white mascot isn't as white as her and thinking about food.
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When checking to see what black folk were doing on Threads at that time, Threads decided to show me two good dogs and a cat instead.
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Very racist of Threads, needs more cats.
Also got more engagement than her posts today.

Hot off the presses! Meta is helping Kiwifarms!
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Which one of you is Zuck? We now have two lolcows that want to know!
 
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Is this true @Useful_Mistake first you were Hardin, now you're the Zuck? Is that why John C. Lasheras has been missing for nearly a year? Did you mind rape him to death and turn him into pepperoni in Patrick's dungeon?
 
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