🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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When will Bossman get back on the (crack)rocks

  • Less than a month

    Votes: 494 51.9%

  • 1-3 months

    Votes: 136 14.3%

  • 3-6 months

    Votes: 31 3.3%

  • 6-12 months

    Votes: 5 0.5%

  • Type 5 if you don't care about any of that lame drugs shit I'm gonna be clean forever bros

    Votes: 285 30.0%
  • Total voters
    951
  • Poll closed .
Austin got so mad and desperate to own the haydurs in his Discord about his license he waved his temporary paper license to the stream to prove he indeed has achieved the status of licensed driver.

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Looks like he did go on March 18, 2026, and indeed has a Real ID, so they must have had his honest to goodness birth certificate. Good job Austin Curtis Peterson, Customer # T61994177

DMV Bros Feasting!
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Civic bros?
 
beneviolent said:
Can somebody pop round and inconspicuously interview ratdad, perhaps a survey of some kind.

I have so many questions, how the fuck do you sleep through that, and if not, how do you resist the urge to shoot him dead during one of his outbursts, right there in his herman miller with his lizard tongue still protruding
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newfags.

not. even. once.
 
lol cow supreme said:
Austin got so mad and desperate to own the haydurs in his Discord about his license he waved his temporary paper license to the stream to prove he indeed has achieved the status of licensed driver.

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Looks like he did go on March 18, 2026, and indeed has a Real ID, so they must have had his honest to goodness birth certificate. Good job Austin Curtis Peterson, Customer # T61994177

DMV Bros Feasting!
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Civic bros?
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That looks like some 10 years old paper. Where did he find it, under mattress?
 
Boss might be a fucked-up, mentally stunted cracked out gambling addicted man child but he’s our fucked up mentally stunted cracked out gambling addicted man child.
 
For those of you playing along at home:
Bossman leaves upfag as fuck from last stream.
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And lost all of it subsequently OFFLINE LIKE THE NONTENT JUNKIE HE IS.
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(the last depo)

Here's the stats.
  • Per minute: $128.66 per minute
    ($26,503.42 ÷ 206 minutes)
  • Per second: $2.1443 per second
    ($26,503.42 ÷ 12,360 seconds)
Remaining balance.
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lol cow supreme said:
Austin got so mad and desperate to own the haydurs in his Discord about his license he waved his temporary paper license to the stream to prove he indeed has achieved the status of licensed driver.

View attachment 8744493

Looks like he did go on March 18, 2026, and indeed has a Real ID, so they must have had his honest to goodness birth certificate. Good job Austin Curtis Peterson, Customer # T61994177

DMV Bros Feasting!
View attachment 8744521
Civic bros?
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I honestly have so many questions but fuck it. Bravo to that state of Virginia.
 
Post-crashout.

Somebody might have been crying. Somebody might also be sweaty and high as fuck.





That's allright Bossman, you got this under control.

 
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