Ethan Ralph's Arrest Bodycam Footage from March 11th - 12th

[Blue Screen of Death]

They really had all the best cops on duty to respond to this call; the back and forth with the Asian cop had me in tears.

 

[WednesdayAddams]

Thank you, Ralph, for giving me the motivation to stop neglecting my exercise routine.

 

[retardedfaggot]

my new theory is the third demon child is inside the gunt. Scar can't be impregnated because she's infertile but all of the estrogen in the gunt has actually created a womb of sorts and all the black sperm that has run through Scar's body has got inside Ralph and conceived a child while he was eating the fecal matter from her anus. This child has been prophesied and will herald the Long Night. It will exit through the Memphis Micro as the sky bleeds and the gods cry. His birth will usher in the final darkness. And I behold a pale horse, and the name that sat on it was Pantsu, and hell followed her.

 

[Dick Lickieta]

GGGGGUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

View attachment 8716889

Guntwave forever brudda

 

[Mango Unchained]

Why dosen't he own a belt?

What belt, the one around Cape Horn? To contend that gunt you'd need steel-clad tethering rope, the kind used to bundle up the lumber.