📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

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Kiislova said:
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It's gender dysphoria, but for your personality lmao.
 
Pooner said:
The thing I’m sad I can’t do is become a frat bro. I wish I could party all night and have sex with random girls that I meet.
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And we laugh at troons and their fantasies about teenage slumber parties.

Magic Pickle said:
[–]Retrosgalaxy
Make my balls clap and give myself head
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WTF. I guess I need to exercise my cis man privilege more.

Magic Pickle said:
[–]MissionOlive2303
I'm sad that I will not be able to experience of putting my dick in random jars
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Magic Pickle said:
[–]ZombirrTheLoser
There's been probably a hundred times where I've seen some random object and went "man I wish I had a dick to stick in that" sighhh.
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This is what happens if you stick your dick at random objects. Never mind what the people says; just hear his sexy moan.
 
What is this thing about pooners wanting to stack donuts on their nonexistent penises? Until today I had never heard of such a thing. I don't think it's even possible. Sperg that I am, I just looked up the average diameter of a donut hole, and it's 1 to 1.5 inches. These pooners need to dream bigger. Bagels perhaps? Nah, I just looked up bagels, and they're only 1.5 to 2 inches across. But who the fuck stacks baked goods on a penis, either their own or someone else's?
 
Sean Andalou said:
Born and raised male, never did that. Never wanted to do that.
Is it a generational thing? A social class thing?
Or is the pooner obsessing about something stupid some men do? :lit:
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I'd would not be the first to notice that both pooners and trannies frequently aspire to uniquely-negative stereotypes of the opposite sex.
 
Firby Nurbs said:
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Much of the rhetoric around Elagabalus's sexuality and effeminacy was actually just slander. When an unpopular emperor's reign ends it is common to make up wild stories about how he was such a massive faggot (regardless of whether he actually was a massive faggot), and in Elagabalus's case there were also elements of Romans finding his Syrian practices barbaric, effeminate, un-Roman.

So in a way, interpreting Elagabalus as transgender is actually xenophobic.
 
LateNightMuffin said:
What is this thing about pooners wanting to stack donuts on their nonexistent penises? Until today I had never heard of such a thing. I don't think it's even possible. Sperg that I am, I just looked up the average diameter of a donut hole, and it's 1 to 1.5 inches. These pooners need to dream bigger. Bagels perhaps? Nah, I just looked up bagels, and they're only 1.5 to 2 inches across. But who the fuck stacks baked goods on a penis, either their own or someone else's?
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I've seen memes about it, but never heard of anyone actually doing it. I've also never seen a donut with a hole big enough to accommodate anything other than a literal micropenis.
 
LateNightMuffin said:
What is this thing about pooners wanting to stack donuts on their nonexistent penises?
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There was a joke that used to go something like, "Who's the most popular guy on a nude beach? The one who can carry two cups of coffee and a dozen donuts. "

There was also the followup joke, "Who the most popular girl on the nude beach? The one who can eat the last donut."
 
Lord Of Shit said:
I'd would not be the first to notice that both pooners and trannies frequently aspire to uniquely-negative stereotypes of the opposite sex.
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CheesyBoy said:
I've seen memes about it, but never heard of anyone actually doing it. ...
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It's porn, memes, and stereotypes all the way down.
That's really all you have left after rejecting the reality of biological sex.

Joshi_zarna said:
I'm sensing more to this story than he's admitting
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Always the case, but I strongly suspect some real abuse.
 
Joshi_zarna said:
I'm sensing more to this story than he's admitting
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Going to translate from troon.

1st thing though yes, it is common for kids to lie to protect an abusive parent basically it's the devil you know vs the devil you don't. Kids are more scared of the unknown then what they deal with on a daily basis.

Now for his story gravel parking lot IMO his family was out at some fair/carnival/festival basically a summer event they were leaving he didn't want to leave was making a scene dad manhandled him to get him to go some noisy good Samaritan called the cops either because of the kid did something that was causing the family to leave and dad to manhandle him or because dad was manhandling him. Cops show up and since dad wasn't arrested because he would have mentioned that means he didn't get the "shit beat out of him" they realized it was a nothing burger let the family go but a report was placed with CPS as was probably policy. CPS checked it out and like the cops found it was nothing and dropped everything. Which has now led the troon to create a narrative they were beaten and their family lied.

As for him being labeled a "Pathological Liar" well he is a man trying to claim he's a woman the label seems to fit IMO.

Edit: You can always tell a troon is lying not only by their moving lips but by that fact they add info that isn't needed to make the event sound worse. Gravel Parking Lot was the dead giveaway who cares about the parking lot dad beat me all the info you need they add that to put the mental image of them on the ground and little bits of gravel in their wounds in your mind to make it sound worse to you.
 
"Trans people are extremely vulnerable, constantly targeted by hate crimes and people treat trans women as if they were men and therefore a danger to women which is extremely untrue and unfair."

- Ah, well the police had better keep tabs on all this and record the sex/pretend gender of everyone involved in crime then. This will surely prove your point for you and...

- NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

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Noooooooooooo
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Oh dear god there’s gonna be an official Department of Transvestigations by 2030, isn’t there?
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Always with the weird fantasies.
 
Candidate No 7 said:
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That last comment definitely happens.
"Everyone is just so evil that they want to murder us in the streets because they are so disgusted by us, but also we are so epic and so hot that all those evil people think about is having sex with us while they genocide us, those closeted and sexually repressed people!"
 
Passing ... ahem ... otherwise, but ... :lit:

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this might sound kinda weird but i’ve been wondering about something

like, if someone has a mustache and a deep voice but still has boobs, can people actually tell you’re a trans guy

or do they just end up noticing the chest and wondering why a guy would have boobs

i feel like with trans men it’s different from trans women. people don’t usually assume someone is a trans guy, at least not where i’m from, since not many people know about trans men

has anyone been clocked even if they look really cis otherwise, just because they have boobs or their bra shows through a shirt

or noticed people reacting to that without realizing you’re trans
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Consensus in comments is yes. :christine:
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Yes, it happens a lot. Especially to the bigger guys.
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In my experience if you have a visible chest it doesn't really matter how much you pass otherwise. A visible chest in my experience ruins any chance of passing.
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... plenty more of the same.
 
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