🦊 Furry Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / ashkat724 / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[Solid Snek]

Lou's mom was apparently concerned her son would end up disabled and unable to take care of her or himself. Bad luck, Denise.

This is extra funny because Lou's only goal in life is to be disabled. He's not actually disabled - he's merely too lazy to take care of himself or Denise - but being physically incapable of doing anything (and getting lots of asspats and every luxury he wants paid for by the government, as a reward) is the only ambition Lou has ever shown. He never says "I wish I had a good job", "I wish I could cultivate a skill", "I wish I had a boyfriend-free girl my own age". Only "I wish the government would give me free money".

Lou, I have some good news for you! Women are counseled to lock their doors and avoid being out after dark because predators see them as too small and weak to defend themselves. You are a great hulking beast of a man who looks like a great hulking beast of a man. Problem solved!

Seriously, I'm generally less anti-tranny than I used to be now that the worst excesses of the activists have somewhat been curbed, but this kind of wholesale denial of reality still infuriates me. Lou seriously thinks that people can pick up on his magical ladyfeels from a distance and think "here comes a dainty little girl I can rob and rape" instead of "here comes a gigantic metalhead who probably has BO; I think I'll cross over to the other side of the street." No one can tell you're supposed to be a woman, Lou!! Even if they know you're trans they're not going to fuck with you, because you look like Andre the Giant!

And then of course there's the way he takes obvious delight in imagining himself to face the same dangers that billions of real women face every day of their lives, like it's part of his fetish to imagine himself into oppression. It makes me see red.

>Facebook story about how women have to lock their car doors at night
>Lou, a man, who has never driven a car, and doesn't leave his house except to sometimes grab pizza at two in the afternoon: "this is about me!"

re: the Pokemon stuff. It's good to see he still hasn't learned and is announcing to his new friends on Threads that, in addition to starving to death and needing money desperately please, he's fully committed to buying at least four new Pokemon games today with the money he doesn't have and needs you to give him or else he'll die.

 

[JaneThough]

This is extra funny because Lou's only goal in life is to be disabled.

Time to put up or shut up Lou

 

[Solid Snek]

Time to put up or shut up Lou

Ironically, being a true munchie and disabling himself properly would be way too much work for Lou.

He is, actually, KINDA doing the Kelly thing, but rather than being proactive and draining his own blood like a winner would, his plan is simply to neglect everything and hope entropy itself does the work for him.

 

[Solid Snek]

Lou, who just yesterday was livid at the suggestion his mom might not love him, calls her a Cunt, says the woman who has literally supported him his entire life has done nothing for him except "forcibly" send him to college twenty-something years ago (which she also paid for) and refuse to acknowledge the womanhood of a son too stupid to figure out lady shoe sizes.

Denise, I am BEGGING you, throw him out of the house.

Lou is triggered by a discussion about parenting. Post Not Available, but judging by some of the other replies, it was something about taking a kid's iPad away.


Lou takes a hardline stance against child abuse.


Lou takes a hardline stance in favour of child abuse.


Lou tries to worm his way into a convo about Warhammer and TTRPGs.


One of the nicer things Lou has said, even though he likely didn't mean it, and is trying to "subtly" threaten the lives of this lady's family.


More Democrat hate.


Lou supports Iran because Americans are murdering trannies. (god I wish)
Also wishes death on all Christians, because why not?

I love Rando's followup, since Lou does neither. It's almost like, outside of his standard tranny hugbox where everyone knows to Keep Their Fucking Mouths Shut, literally everyone he interacts with sniffs out his deal within two or three posts! How is that possible?? Why don't they believe that Lou is a strong, brave, Jewish pagan ladywoman from Scotland with a kid in the house who is suffering under disability and oppression?

Lou, a 13yo girl for real honest, on "talking to cute boys":

I'd say he's got a notebook filled with pictures of Justin Bieber that he's drawn little sparkly hearts around, but sadly, I know Lou too well, I know for a fact and his Bieber notebook is filled with WAY worse horrors than that.

School is cancelled because of rain; Lou, a 42 yearold man, calls someone a boomer for thinking this is absurd.


Pokemon update. Lou, who is disabled and starving and please send money please help gonna die please MY MONEY WAS STOLEN!!!!, confirms that he is getting Moon X and Sapphire longside his 3DS, and is also keeping his older DS to play Emerald, despite the DS having a slightly smaller screen.


edit - I looked up all the games on ebay. Prices vary, but Moon is about $25, X is about $50, Sapphire $60, Emerald I have NO idea; all the listings I've seen seem to be collectors copies asking $300-$500, which I'm guessing is too much even for Lou; I assume he's bought some digital copy straight from Nintendo (Pokemon experts can correct me here?) The 3DS itself is selling for between $200 and $500, depending on which case it has.

As such, Lou, who is unable to eat and needs help from strangers because life is so tough, spent a minimum of $150 on Pokemon games, and up to maybe $700 in total (though likely closer to $400).

That's not even factoring in the fast food and budget porn art he's confirmed he bought.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

There are three sure things in life. Death, taxes, and Lou being an angry fat retard.

 

[kazuhiro]

Lou asks that anyone reading share this mutual aid thread as it can help a lot of people that need it (hint hint), and urges his followers to get involved in mutual aid, no matter what (cough).

He's been boosting other begposts, then he gets back in the thread to say "thank you again" (for nothing).

He tries another thread.

He says he's genuinely thinking (for the millionth time) about deleting Bluesky and Threads over getting "nothing really." He has gone private on Threads.

Finally, Lou gets philosophical.

 

[Spunt]

Finally, Lou gets philosophical.

No, Lou - YOUR life has no meaning, because you refuse to give it any.

Lou is undoubtedly miserable. But he's so scared of getting a job that he is trapped in his present position. Yes he's lazy, but I think there is a lot of fear in there too. He's 42, has no skills, is thick as pigshit, looks like a Vogon and has no social skills. Applying for, interviewing at and learning a job, even the most basic one, is so far outside his comfort zone that he can't countenance it. He's not exactly someone who takes rejection well, and even he knows that he'd get rejected a lot before he got a job, and then he'd actually have to learn one when he got one, alongside people less than half his age who will probably be much faster on the uptake than him. And he would have to be told what to do and hold his tongue, which he can't cope with. His ego couldn't take the humiliation, and Lou immediately quits anything whenever he meets the slightest challenge. The process of getting and then holding down a job will be the hardest thing he's ever done by far and I think the prospect absolutely terrifies him.

That "disability" larp he uses with his diabetes is as much to lie to himself as it is other people. But it's not working. He knows, deep down, that he isn't too disabled to work. But his grift is failing. His body is failing. He can't afford shinies and can't afford to move away from the family who clearly hate him. He's trapped and the walls are closing in. The aggression we see from him on Disqus and Threads is the rage of a frightened, cornered animal.

He can't keep going as he has been going. He's going to run out of money because there's very few places that will tolerate his presence at all and those that do have him on ignore, and that's before the beetus claims yet more appendages. If he stands still he will rot. But he's too scared to move. He's such a complete dopamine slave that he can't break the cycle of his addictions to food, shopping, porn and slapfighting with people on the internet. It's the dilemma that faces all addicts: quit and go through hell, or keep doing what you're doing and die slowly.

With every year that passes Lou suffers more. He's more isolated, more unwell, poorer. He could fix all those things, but those require a level of effort to break his dopamine cycles that he has never come close to in his entire life. He's terrified of leaving his comfort zone because his brain chemistry is keeping him there, and he doesn't have the self-discipline or the insight to fix it. I don't know how clearly he perceives the link between focusing his life on doing as little as possible besides slaking his base urges, and the fact that he's so unhappy and everything is so empty and meaningless for him. Bear in mind that I have houseplants that are smarter than Lou is, so I don't see him figuring this out any time soon.

Easy Street is a bleak place.

 

[Solid Snek]

He says he's genuinely thinking (for the millionth time) about deleting Bluesky and Threads over getting "nothing really." He has gone private on Threads.

WAS private on Threads. For a few minutes. He's back and picking fights, though.

For example, a Unitarian Universalist pastor says that St Patrick killed all the pagans. Another lady objects, citing the continuum of pagan influences found within Irish Christian art and literature, at which point Lou shows up to NUH-UH YOU her.



He's been like this the last hour or so. "Cis kids use puberty blockers", "Republicans coined the term Minor Attracted Person"; it doesn't even make sense half the time, he's just looking for random conversations about paganism, trannies, or pedophilia, and saying strings of words so he has something to be angry about.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Lou is spiraling hard as the e-begs and pity parties have failed to yield him money. So now I guess in an attempt to be visible he's gone back to just being argumentative for the sake of being argumentative.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

For example, a Unitarian Universalist pastor says that St Patrick killed all the pagans. Another lady objects, citing the continuum of pagan influences found within Irish Christian art and literature, at which point Lou shows up to NUH-UH YOU her.

And the Unitarian is wrong. There's zero evidence of him killing pagans. Then again, we're talking about a heretic.

 

[Solid Snek]

And the Unitarian is wrong. There's zero evidence of him killing pagans. Then again, we're talking about a heretic.

The name HP Rivers sounds very familiar, but I can't place her. Maybe Lou has dickridden her before? Or she ran some Landover Baptist account back in the day?



Here's a fun sample of Ms Rivers' writing, re: her "controversial hypothesis on neurodivergence":
https://hprivers.com/2025/09/25/on-ancestors/

Spoiler

I’ve been thinking about about my ancestors who fled Italy today. One of my great-great aunts will be 100 years old later this year. When her village was bombed during WW1, she rescued her injured mother by dragging her up a mountain on a mattress and hiding in a cave.

She survived and later immigrated to Canada. Anyway, I think that’s one small part of where my strong sense of justice comes from.

My controversial hypothesis on neurodivergence is that it’s an evolutionary coping mechanism genetically triggered by some combinations of environmental factors and generational trauma. Heightened perception and pattern recognition designed to offer future generations a better chance at survival.

We know that DNA is impacted by trauma and while my DNA couldn’t have been directly impacted by my great-great aunt’s lived experience, it could have been impacted by her brother’s (my great-grandfather’s) experience.

Even though he was already in the US at the time, it would make sense to me that he was deeply impacted by his family’s experience. It makes sense that under these circumstances, that trauma could encode loud noises (bombs) as something to fear before my grandfather was born.

Five generations later, it makes sense to me that his great-great-great grandson was born with naturally sensitive ears and his great-great granddaughter is baffled by the way human beings continue to utterly fail an open-book test on humanity.

All of this to say, we have much more to inherit from our ancestors from their trauma – we also have their resilience, their survival, and their wisdom already within us.

May we all be courageous enough to embody it.

Amen.

tl;dr over a century ago, Ms Rivers' great-great-grandaunt hid from some WW1 bombs in a cave.

This whole intro section has nothing to do with anything, per Rivers' own admission halfway into the essay.

However, her great-great-grandfather, who was never anywhere near a bomb in his life, might have heard about said grandaunt being scared of bombs.

And one hundred years later, this event - her great-great-grandfather hearing that his sister may have been scared of bombs - triggered a bunch of mutant abilities, leading to Ms Rivers' own kid being born with "naturally sensitive ears", as she puts it, as well as giving Ms Rivers herself the mutant power of being able to get morally indignant at the fact that other people don't always feel the same way she does about things.


UNITARIAN UNIVERSALISTS, everyone! Please send money, LQBTQIAP mutual aid, etc.

 

[Aunt Carol]

And one hundred years later, this event - her great-great-grandfather hearing that his sister may have been scared of bombs - triggered a bunch of mutant abilities, leading to Ms Rivers' own kid being born with "naturally sensitive ears", as she puts it, as well as giving Ms Rivers herself the mutant power of being able to get morally indignant at the fact that other people don't always feel the same way she does about things.

Lou needs to talk to her about his poisoned-candy union-busting grandpa immediately.

 

[Mountain Dew]

I'm high as fuck, so pardon my nonconstructive post, but...
What the fuck is going on over on Threads? Bluesky is leftist nonsense but the conversations in these screenshots are incomprehensible.

 

[Spunt]

I'm high as fuck, so pardon my nonconstructive post, but...
What the fuck is going on over on Threads? Bluesky is leftist nonsense but the conversations in these screenshots are incomprehensible.

Threads is Facebook's userbase inflicted on Twitter's UI, the result is some sort of internet Heironymous Bosch painting.

 

[kazuhiro]

Begging update.



Threads. Lou says he is "apparently the talk of the internet in certain circles." And that the 3DS his friend sent him arrived, and they're sending him games too. Lucky Lou.

Saint talk.

The mayor of Pittsburgh, a Dem, is MAGA lite.

If Lou just won the lottery.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Threads. Lou says he is "apparently the talk of the internet in certain circles." And that the 3DS his friend sent him arrived, and they're sending him games too. Lucky Lou.

And that friend's name? eBay.

 

[kazuhiro]

Lou says he is "apparently the talk of the internet in certain circles."

We have a PSA about Lou on something called Toyhou.se.
Link / archive.

Rocketknight leads the charge.

The images from the imgur link.




The rest of the thread.


The images from the thread.

 

[Florid Psychotic]

I assume he's bought some digital copy straight from Nintendo (Pokemon experts can correct me here?)

hate (love) to inform you all that digital copies of Emerald do not exist. Nintendo closed down the eShop on the DS line ages ago as well so even if they did they would be inaccessible. the only classic pokemon games you can buy right now are the newly-released FireRed and LeafGreen ports on the Switch line, at $20 a pop. you can get a better price if you're willing to play on non-english copies of the game, but that would affect your ability to actually complete the postgame in Emerald unless you're playing with a wiki open, in which case you're better off playing an emulated version in english since you're glued to your desk anyway.

i can't decide if the thought of Lou getting scammed with a cheap, shitty bootleg copy is funnier than the idea that he sank a couple hundred dollars into the most pirated pokemon title, but either way this is why my kid played it on a rom.

 

[Solid Snek]

I'm high as fuck, so pardon my nonconstructive post, but...
What the fuck is going on over on Threads? Bluesky is leftist nonsense but the conversations in these screenshots are incomprehensible.

What Spunt said! Add to that the fact that Threads has a more mixed userbase and Lou seems to be using it in the same way he uses Disqus, i.e. as an outlet for fighting people, and it quickly becomes a mess. For example, here's a brief exchange in which a British man mildly criticizes Americans for underlying ethnic tribalism and racism, something which you might think "Woke Lou" would be onboard with. But this is Threads, so Lou instead goes full racist:

We have a PSA about Lou on something called Toyhou.se.
Link / archive.

Rocketknight leads the charge.

Thanks, Rocketknight! Bloodmarket, you can gargle a girldick. Or send Lou money, both will be as productive. Skepticism is fine but if you're working hard enough to debunk screenshots about Our Pal Ash, you're working hard enough to Google his name and find his thread here.

Saint talk.

The St Patrick's Day stuff has been weird. He had another update, where he directly contradicts the HP Rivers' post he was defending a day earlier:


I think Lou's having a hard time deciding where his anger should go. He loves pagans, but he also loves being a True and Honest Irish Boyo (girlo?); what do you do when pagans and Irish are fighting?

Another example; a pagan tries to WELL ACHSUALLY the Irish, and Lou leaps almost-to-the-defense-of Catholics, of all people, seemingly in an attempt to deflect criticism of the Eternal Potato.

hate (love) to inform you all that digital copies of Emerald do not exist. Nintendo closed down the eShop on the DS line ages ago as well so even if they did they would be inaccessible. the only classic pokemon games you can buy right now are the newly-released FireRed and LeafGreen ports on the Switch line, at $20 a pop. you can get a better price if you're willing to play on non-english copies of the game, but that would affect your ability to actually complete the postgame in Emerald unless you're playing with a wiki open, in which case you're better off playing an emulated version in english since you're glued to your desk anyway.

i can't decide if the thought of Lou getting scammed with a cheap, shitty bootleg copy is funnier than the idea that he sank a couple hundred dollars into the most pirated pokemon title, but either way this is why my kid played it on a rom.

Jesus Christ, really?!

Is Emerald a game he already had since the Before Time, back when the game was newish and available at a reasonable price? Because if he just bought it, oh man.

 

[kazuhiro]

Begging updates.

He NEEDS food money.

Then he just needs $41 for a pair of glasses.



He was out protesting in the cold despite being worried about food.

And then his phone screen died.

He deleted the glasses beg, and is requesting $150 towards a new phone. Looking at the Paypal link, maybe he does need the new glasses too.



He also reposted someone else's "macro march" commission.