🍔 Quarterpounder Jeremy Hambly / The Quartering / MTGHeadquarters / Unsleeved Media / Midwestly - Buttblasted alcoholic manchild upset he was banned from a childrens' card game, Grifter, supporter of the cancel culture, cucked by a Jewish bull (Adam Sellers), pisses in basement, shits himself, FLAGGOT, stalks little girls in public, scammer, sex pest

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How long will Jer stay off Twitter?

  • <1 day.

    Votes: 455 30.6%

  • More than 1 day but less than 3 days.

    Votes: 577 38.8%

  • Around a week.

    Votes: 261 17.6%

  • Two weeks or more.

    Votes: 30 2.0%

  • Less than a month!

    Votes: 48 3.2%

  • He's gone, forever. Enjoy oranges, stalker.

    Votes: 115 7.7%
  • Total voters
    1,486
I never watched that retard because he always sounded like a giant faggot with unoriginal opinions surfing the alt-right.

But I really love this thread with all the clippings about his most retarded shit, and watching him spiral has been very joyous.
The animation is great, we need more of this.
 
returnofthemacandcheese said:
The slop king of Youtube has found the low effort content he's been looking for. With these videos he just yaps for 5 seconds about nothing then the rest of the short is just whatever video was trending on Twitter 3 days ago.
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>download jer videos
>remove shart mart blart fart
>insert kiwi bird with slightly longer commentary which is better too
>reupload
None of you remember the old CWC era, do you? THINK!
 
Jeremy's Uterus said:
He's never going to get sober. He's just to much of a retard to get his shit together. To many addictions and problems. If it was just booze, maybe.

But when you're this dysfunctional, you're basically fucked...

There's ALOT wrong with this dude! It's amazing he's alive tbh.
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Honestly, there’s a shockingly large amount of people who live like this. That’s why the alcohol, pharmaceutical, and goyslop industries make billions upon billions in profits. Your basic American NPC lives like Jer. What makes him noteworthy is that he has a large public presence. Heck, the fact that he hasn’t discovered the insta-pleasure of crispy crackerooski is more notable than the fact that he’s a morbidly obese consumer with multiple overlapping addictions.

I don’t mean to sound like I’m defending hamplanet, but rather condemning modernity.
 
Mein Prolapse said:
There was evidence on X off the 2 meeting up to do the door knock. Jer copped shit for hanging out with a gay man so he deleted all the tweets. I'm blocked by him now so it was hard to find this. I remember Luke made the Brokeback Mountain comment
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returnofthemacandcheese said:
He knocked on doors with fellow faggot Scott Keslar who was kicked out of the Republican Party in Virginia for filming homosexual porn of himself with another man inside of an RNC office and posting it to Craigslist (be sure to contrast this with Jer's hot takes on that DNC intern getting shit canned for doing the same in a Congressional office if you somehow needed more proof Jer is a huge hypocrite). Also Jer's closest friend IRL, Adam Sellers the Rekeita-maxing Wisconsin Bull came along because why not signal the death of the MAGA movement by sending a faggot, a cuck, and his bull to knock on doors for conservative causes.
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Is a tweet evidence? Were there photos of them out actually working, or just text posts claiming they did? I have a hard time believing Jer walked to more than 15 doors, even if they drove from residence to residence, but I have an easy time believing he spent 30 minutes doing it and taking credit for 30 days of doing it. This motherfucker exaggerates everything he does. But it is hilarious that his best friend is a bull, lmfao. There's no way this Adam character didn't turn the door-knocking campaign into a vag-knocking campaign after the boys went out for their 45 beers.
 
quarter_grifter said:
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Pivoting away from politics, btw.
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What's with this bizarre obsession with "door knocking"? Nearly every clip I've seen of this guy references him knocking them doors, and I remember at his shitty AMFEST booth he told a random politician they interviewed that he'd be door knocking for him too (this was a lie). Is it actually seen by retarded boomers as some super high value act that's worth bragging about constantly? This guy would get merked by long-time progressive community advocate organizer @Cardposting .
 
Ted's Cabin said:
What's with this bizarre obsession with "door knocking"? Nearly every clip I've seen of this guy references him knocking them doors, and I remember at his shitty AMFEST booth he told a random politician they interviewed that he'd be door knocking for him too (this was a lie). Is it actually seen by retarded boomers as some super high value act that's worth bragging about constantly? This guy would get merked by long-time progressive community advocate organizer @Cardposting .
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It's part of his 'grassroots' larp and his spiritual boomerism. I don't know what a cardposting is, but ironically it sounds like something Jer would be into.
 
Can we just acknowledge that the idea that Jeremy uses that little trampoline that Luke made him buy for some reason is maybe the funniest most retarded lie he's ever told. His fat ass would break that thing within 3 seconds, it's just a bed for his dogs.
 
quarter_grifter said:
Is a tweet evidence? Were there photos of them out actually working, or just text posts claiming they did? I have a hard time believing Jer walked to more than 15 doors, even if they drove from residence to residence, but I have an easy time believing he spent 30 minutes doing it and taking credit for 30 days of doing it. This motherfucker exaggerates everything he does. But it is hilarious that his best friend is a bull, lmfao. There's no way this Adam character didn't turn the door-knocking campaign into a vag-knocking campaign after the boys went out for their 45 beers.
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It was a picture out on the street. There was a video with Presler as well but as with all the tweets it's deleted. It was 2am when I was trying to find the tweet so i posted the deleted tweet for a time reference. Can't find anything on the wayback machines
 
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Gator_Aids said:
Xannieberries and adderall
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Possibly Phenibut/anvifen. In the recent seven hour vid on the kino clip channel, a viewer mentioned he's showing a lot of signs of phenibut abuse. They might be onto somethin. I don't have the timestamp on hand, but I think its around the quarter point. Heh.

Kinda lines up with the weird giddy juiced up moments with the cornering crew followed by a heavy depressed long-ass crash when flying solo. On top of that, phenibut does  not mix well with alcohol. His liver must be barely holding on, if thats the case.
 
Mein Prolapse said:
It was a picture out on the street. There was a video with Presler as well but as with all the tweets it's deleted.
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Yeah, there was definitely a picture with the two of them posing in a parking lot.

It was in that phase where Jeremy was making all of these grand claims about how he was going to do more to help Trump get elected, and throwing out all of these ideas about things he could do. Unfortunately, all of those things involved leaving the house, so they never came to fruition.

Scott Presler was doing his 'Tailgates For Trump' thing at the time, so Jeremy hitched on to that, and even tried to claim he was helping to organize it. In reality, he just showed up for the photo op, and I have a hard time believing that he put in the effort to do much more than that. There's no way he would have done any actual door knocking without having it on video to show off how committed he was.

As was said before, the Twitter posts quickly gained the attention of people asking why the gays were bad, but this gay (Presler) was worth supporting. Everything about it was nuked from Twitter pretty quickly.

It kind of shines a light on where Jeremy fits into all of this, though. He fancies himself an influential activist, when he's really just a low tier, propaganda spreading, useful idiot. He desperately wants to be in the club, but the best he can do is photo ops with failed political operatives who flushed their careers down the toilet by filming gay porn while on the clock.
 
One of Hamblys irl friends was an actual bull for cuckolding couples? Uh, that deserves more attention. I couldn't find anything when I searched though. Also I just remembered, wasn't he going to set up a TPUSA thing locally or get involved in that? Guess he dropped that idea.
 
This short from Jer really rubs me the wrong way, because this fat fuck is dissing on fit people that are really good at a sport:

Male players played at the same level as female players will definitely bagel them (i.e. win 6-0).

I can't find the original video so I think there's some context missing, they're both obviously extremely good. She mentioned something about carrying their baby, so I'm assuming she also recently gave birth.

To be fair, she also said where she fucked up: She's a lefty and should have only played to his backhand since he was holding the baby carrier on his off-hand. Why she never attempted a drop shot is beyond me. I think they just did the whole thing for views.

I've given this way too much thought, and a lot more than Jer has.
 
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