Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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it's time to remove everyone who isn't an American ally from the Internet. Jeets first.
The creation of smartphones was a mistake.


"The Jews and their American lapdogs have only killed the original guy and one replacement here."

"Okay, tell them this position has three replacements lined up."

"This one, we're on the fifth guy already."

"Okay, that position has seven replacements lined up."

"Wait... now we're on the sixth guy."

"Whatever, still not the seventh. All good."
The only sport Muslims are good at is moving the goalposts. That's why they get along with liberals and commies so well. lol
 
I see Nice Stick got the scoop, no wikipedia X yet. I remember at one point it was him and the one guy now confirmed alive, I was calling them "Lars and Pez" in my head.

Also confirmed that Larijani was a pedophile, but throw a rock in iran and you'll hit a pedophile. We just sent expensive rocks.

The original bingo card is almost complete, no matter how many "Commanders" wikipedia adds.

I will give Pez credit for one thing, when his wife died he did not replace her with a child.
 
There's already a couple of dozen cables across the pacific. India isn't a critical node, it only looks that way because they're connecting to so many places for out-going traffic.

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it IS a critical node, if its cut for east asia to communicate with Europe it has to be routed through the USA, we dont have the bandwith to support that, there IS a reason those cables exist and its not cause the big telecom people LOVE jeets

sorry if I made it sound like there arent pacific cables, there are and they are HIGHLY important but they dont make up for the rest of the worlds comms
 
Saying this when it was successfully achieved in Venezuela 2 months ago is dumb. Iran can become a powerful US ally, there's no point to knock down the whole country every five years.
Regime change? The top person is not "the regime". The majority of the people who were running that country still run it today.

If you were a normal person in Venezuela the same people are in charge as they were 3 months ago.

Venezuela was the opposite of regime change. The regime was left wholly intact and were educated in certain facts about the world and made a subject state but were not removed.

Iran has arguably already had greater regime change than what Venezuela had.
 
it IS critical node, if its cut for east china to communicate with europe it has to be routed through the USA, we dont have the bandwith to support that, there IS a reason those cables exist and its not cause the big telecom people LOVE jeets
the solution is to cut them both off. fuck china, and fuck india. iran too. no more public communications for them facilitated by the American Internet.

真的是!什么狗屎玩意儿?把笔插在屁眼里写的吧。
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When I ask my friends to come over and help me paint my living room and TV room, I don't NEED them to come over, I can paint them myself. But it makes things a lot easier and tells me who my real friends are.

Mainly, as someone else covered excellently, its not that we need Euronavies. But the fact Europe can't do shit to defend their own interests is telling.
But that is just the point - you didn't ask us. You planned this operation with Israel and did not ask Europeans to join you. You can't then ask us to help after you've already started and expect us to rush in, or even be ready to do so. But in any case European militaries are actually engaged in the defensive operation shooting down Iranian ordnance which does help you out.

My nigga, Libya was 100% the frogs. Obama didnt join until thier gay helicopter carrier was there and they and the brits were already doing airstikes.
I didn't say Libya was a US initiative, I gave it as an example of why Europeans are war-weary when it comes to the Middle East. It was absolutely France and the UK who started the Libya campaign.

Iran's ballistic missiles could reach targets in Europe.
In theory, some could, although I'd question their accuracy. But it's a moot point. It's not that Europeans felt Iran could not hit Europe, so much as they did not expect an Iranian attack would happen. And why would they? What does Iran get out of firing missiles at Europe besides inviting a NATO ass-fucking?

It is so big of a concern Europe gave them $100 billion dollars in oil and gas. this is after 4 years of supporting Ukraine with a fraction of that.
Back to the grievance counting. Europe's energy strategy has been retarded for a long time, and systems that are in place for a long time will take time to correct. Leaders cannot wave magic wands to instantly fix their problems, and shutting off all oil and gas imports does not help Ukraine if it completely tanks Europe's economy and industry. You manage as best you can to provide aid to Ukraine while redirecting your energy imports. I know you're not an ignorant person, you're just being petty. I get it, to a point.

Yes. Now. Except Spain.
They shouldn't have been denied in the first place. Because, look at that, big surprise, the Sand Monkeys hit them anyway.
I agree Spain is being particularly obstinate, because they are politically retarded. As for why the use of bases were denied before Iran hit back, there is something you have to consider: for all the talk of vassals, European countries are actually sovereign states. They also have their own interests. They're not going to just allow their territory to be used to attack some other country on a whim, especially when that has risks of legal liability or becoming targets as co-belligerents. You do not strongarm allies into joining your wars, you build consensus with them before you plan to strike, if said allies are to factor into your war plans. Otherwise, make your war plans without depending on said allied support.

Now if I was the PM of the UK, I would have allowed the US to use our bases right from the start. Because I believe in the mission. But I can understand why European leaders would be hesitant to risk getting entangled in a war they were not even consulted on.
 
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"Wah, you're a jew shill, Mr. Racewar 1488!!!" Nope, I report the facts. If Iran turned Tel Aviv into a smoking crater I'd be posting videos and pictures of it. And celebrating.
So hang on to your butts, you're about to enter the...
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Iran has assigned 3-7 replacements for each military role to maintain continuity of leadership and operations if commanders are killed, according to Fars News Agency.

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The IDF has issued an urgent evacuation warning to residents of Tyre and surrounding camps, urging them to immediately evacuate north of the Zahrani River.

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Iran targeted Dimona & Negev nuclear research center as a tit for tat to an earlier attack near Bushehr nuclear power plant.

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The jews have closed the Holy Sepulcre. This will be the one of the few times in history that local Christians can't celebrate during holy week there.
I already posted about this. It's because the roof and the surrounding area are littered with Iranian cluster bomb, debris and intercepted debris. Because an interceptor intercepted in the old city. It's not just on the church. It's down in the old Jewish quarter, it's at the wall, at the Temple Mount, etc. there's some photos floating around it looks like it might have taken out a part of the roof even. So I imagine for for a building that important they want to. You know send in some structural engineers and some bomb squad guys and make sure pilgrims aren't about to be squished.


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He's looking pretty good for a dead guy.
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But that is just the point - you didn't ask us.
because you would have just said NOOOOOOO DON'T HECKIN BOMB OUR BROWNIES!

you are a retarded continent that is controlled by regional powers outside your region, and now you've been embarrassed as you could have gotten some positive points in most peoples' eyes by not letting these insane muzzies control you. unfortunately for you, your entire leadership has sold you out for immigrants. you didn't ask us before you started demanding we send shit to ukraine or else we're dirty rotten putin supporters, faggot. you severed a whole bunch of alliances by ukrainesperging for the last 4 years, and now when you're expected to actually hold up the other end of that alliance you've been using to get your ukie buddies more missiles, you get faggotly indignant like this and act as though we don't have a history of pulling your faggot asses out of the fire since world war II.

you laughed in our faces when we told you reliance on russian oil was bad for you, and then came BEGGING US for help when it turned out we were right. none of you seem to be able to admit this was you completely shitting the bed and not taking your alliance with the US seriously. all your faggot leaders wanted to play the Anti-Trump game forgetting that while they don't have to like him, they do still need our fucking materiel. now where are you when we ask you to show up for the punk test? sitting in your own waters, like a bunch of faggot cowards.

you have no spine, and that's why we didn't even bother asking permission. you can ask our forgiveness when you buy our petroleum to make up 5% of europe's losses. those apology bucks will spend very sweetly.
 
You're mad the EU didn't get an invite to kick off?
Oh they did get invited to the kick off. There's an article in the specter about it. Apparently the British were so concerned about international law that they did nothing and they actually denied the United States access to Diego Garcia. So there's your fucking answer to that. The Brits are so concerned over bullshit that their enemies aren't concerned over that they have handcuffed themselves.

It's the liberals man. They fucked up everything. The only other country besides Israel that has the projection power to aid in these attacks or at least defend assets from the air are the British.

And they fucked up so badly that even the Canadians were yelling at them.
 
European countries are actually sovereign states.
They arent though. Only France could argue they are. The rest have built their entire civilizations on the USA being the hegemon who guarantees their statehood.

Having a military and nuclear weapons are the entry fee to true Sovereignity. Its why Iran was chasing nuclear weapons so hard. Most of the European nations have turned their countries into glorified nursing homes for dying civilizations, and the members like Poland are hobbled by the dying members.
 
They arent though. Only France could argue they are. The rest have built their entire civilizations on the USA being the hegemon who guarantees their statehood.
Most of the European nations arent sovereign anymore, since they have to follow the rules of the European Union. I feel like most Americans don't understand how much this shit is destroying us. Remove the EU, and the Europe will rise quickly.
 
someone I follow on substack described people like @Taser Confetti and other pro Iranians very well:


Israel is largely affected by this top-down stupidity cycle, intellectual idiots infecting midwits. The latter resist to some degree, with occasional backlashes caused by the predictably terrible outcomes of idiotic policies. An example is the IDF’s reservists taking the reins after October 7th and wiping most of Gaza off the map. Our enemies are affected by an opposite, bottom-up stupidity cycle. This is because their social center of gravity is not at the top but down in the bottomless pit of 80-IQ biomass which comprises their societies. Therefore, even the intellectuals of their societies exist in the context of a profoundly idiotic narrative disconnected from basic objective reality.

A example is a 2023 poll of Palestinians which revealed that half of them think that Israel’s population was 1 million or fewer, and less than a quarter had a realistic grasp of its size. This is not due to lack of access to accurate information-smartphones with internet access are universally available. Rather, these people are just fantastically stupid. And this isn’t something unique to Palestinians-if anything, due to many decades of Israel-sponsored university construction and access to Israeli society, the Palestinians are highly educated relative to the Muslim median.

In a context where the vast majority of a public are imbeciles, public intellectuals, academics and politicians spend most of their time speaking their language. Avoiding cognitive dissonance or a simply fantastic level of cynicism requires them to embrace the moronic median, like a gifted American high school student who forces himself to enjoy drill rap and recite it unironically. So you get discourse best exemplified by degenerate heart surgeon Bassem Youssef, or this fantastic tweet, with half a million views:


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The relevance of the tweet above, using footage of a moderately busy Ben Gurion International Airport arrivals lounge (complete with baggage carousels) to support claims of Israelis fleeing the country in droves before Iranian missiles, is not its stupidity per se. It’s that this stupidity functions as an asset, creating incredible resilience in the populations which it afflicts. No matter how catastrophically they are defeated, they instantly reframe their defeat as a victory. Even without ubiquitous AI slop, the Egyptians were able to retcon the Yom Kippur War, which ended with Israeli forces on the Western side of the Suez Canal and a Egyptian army cut off and dying of thirst in the desert, as a tremendous achievement worth naming major cities after.

Further, unlike the Talented Tenth (of a tenth,) the vast majority of the biomass isn’t even smart enough to experience cognitive dissonance, and has no trouble whatsoever holding the most transparently insane, self-serving and contradictory beliefs. For instance, October 7th was a triumph of the highest order, with all the rape, murder, looting and enslavement being the righteous behavior of victorious and heroic Muslims, while subsequent Jewish actions in Gaza represent violations of justice and sacred international law. Similarly, It’s Over For America, because the glorious martyrs of the IRGC are going to rain hellfire on international shipping transiting the Straits of Hormuz and otherwise engage in awesome global guerrilla 5G warfare against the Great Satan’s civilian infrastructure, but also dropping bombs on Ayatollah Khamenei and sinking Iranian warships in the Indian Ocean is a heckin immoral war crime. Etcetera, ad nauseum. The AI slop only makes things worse, because all of these morons are constantly exposed to fake footage of Tel Aviv being blown into the Mediterranean by giant missiles as the Jews shriek and cringe in fear.

Now, you might think that this civilizational retardation would be a huge military liability, and at any other point in history, it would have resulted in its sufferers being wiped out or set to work in the salt mines, which would have been eugenic. But we live at a unique time in history when its effect is paradoxical. This is because first world societies are, as I alluded to above, disproportionately influenced by high IQ idiots. The latter have never interacted with 80 IQ people on any level beyond buying menial services from them, and have a theory of mind for them which is worse than inaccurate. They assume a give-and-take which simply isn’t there, and could never be. The slogan of senior Israeli leaders before October 7th was “quiet will bring quiet.” Our leaders simply couldn’t imagine that they lived in a sea of people who were nothing like them, who didn’t want quiet and material prosperity, who could not be reasoned with in this manner. Most of them still can’t grasp this simple fact, because it contradicts their basic assumptions about human nature, and because its implications are distasteful to them and incompatible with their self-image.

One can see this blindness expressed clearly in Israeli hasbara, propaganda directed at the outside world. Looking at this material, you can see that it is directed at a moral, reasonable and rational audience which simply does not exist. Messages such as “our enemies are cruel,” “they’re shooting missiles at us indiscriminately,” “we are reasonable and restrained,” “we are targeting our enemies’ leadership, not their civilians,” “we’re the good guys here” are inherently insane. The people who are receptive to these messages simply do not need them. The rest perceive them as cynical lying or an admission of weakness to be exploited.

Our actions reveal this same obtuseness. Killing our enemies’ leaders doesn’t work-they have an endless supply of biomass with which to replace them. Wrecking their infrastructure doesn’t work-they wreck it themselves on a daily basis. As long as there are a few hours of electricity every day and water to drink, we can’t offer a meaningful degradation to their quality of life.

A great illustration for this is Hezbollah. After the pager operation and its walkie-talkie follow-up killed and crippled thousands of its operatives, after Israel invaded South Lebanon and caused its Shia population to flee last year, the IDF withdrew from most of the terrain it had captured, allowing the Shia to return. It now holds only tens of square kilometers along the border as buffer zones and occasionally kills a Hezbollah operative or two. The result is that with the opening of the war with Iran, Hezbollah has once again began firing rockets into Israel. For now, the volume of rocket fire is low, but given a few years, Hezbollah will rebuild its stockpiles and we’ll be more or less back where we started.

Therefore, all our enemies have to do to win is not to lose all the way. A defeat one doesn’t perceive as such is not a defeat. Even if we kill tens of thousands of them while losing a handful of our own soldiers, their mentality is such that they do not feel any empathy for each other, and thus no sorrow for their own losses, but only joy at ours.

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