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Sorry for being late and gay, but I was in a women's room at the mall once and there was pee on the WALL. How does it even get there????? To this day it haunts me.
Women hover over the toilet and sometimes the stream unstreams itself and pee goes everywhere. That's why women's bathrooms are sometimes grosser than the men's. Though I think in your case it was just some crackhead going wild in the stall.
 
I think your question doesn't really work.
It wasn't my question. A woman asked it, presumably hoping to get some insight on men.
Would you rather be respected and admired by all men (but women hate you), or loved and adored by all women (but men hate you)? Don't worry about how this hypothetical situation would even come to be in the first place.
I'd rather try and answer something useful than to nitpick why a knowingly-absurd hypothetical is absurd.

So then you pick your wife + men since men make better friends than women do.
That's not an option, if we can't exclude family from the hypothetical, then you never get both. Only if we exclude family does your point about men making better friends actually matter.

If she wanted to know if men would cheat given guaranteed success, she would've asked something different. That has nothing to do with male friendships or respect, though.
 
But the gist is that women who are particularly beautiful know they're particularly beautiful and thus feel entitled to being treated a certain way simply for being particularly beautiful, which tends to mean they fucking suck and are more of a headache than they're worth
I get shit for this when I bring it up but
When people expect youre gonna be a cunt just because of the way you look which is just because of the way you were born, and then they come right out and be a fucking asshole to you to try and jump the gun or whatever bullshit because they think you get some sort of silver spoon for being born looking a certain way, it really fucking sours you, man
 
I stay clear off both genderhate-threads, they exude a sexual frustration energy that i don't really like

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At least my post is a beacon of hope in that cesspit, for whatever fucking reason i posted this there
You got got by the same post I was. In general discussion a guy posted this:
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Discuss anything foidslop related here
and that ended up getting merged into the woman hate thread.

How do you guys fall asleep so quickly?
I just pretend to sleep until my body falls gets tricked and actually goes to sleep.
 
Single men: do you own any indoor plants? Does your home have anything on the walls/do you own any objects with a purely decorative purpose?

(Asking because my husband had absolutely no decor before I moved in with him, and his answer to "do you like our new plants?" was "I like that they make you happy." I don't seek to change this about him, just wanted to know if other men felt the same.)
 
I watched a video from a guy who ran a marathon while fasting and it dropped his serum testosterone to practically zero and he self-reported being paranoid and anxious and suspicious of his friends and overthinking their conversations and second guessing the intentions behind their totally innocuous comments. Shortly afterward his testosterone normalized and he stopped feeling that way. It is, quite literally, in their blood.
If I’m ignoring the inbuilt urge to maim, kill and burn then they can reciprocate. That “built-in the blood” loses weight when millions of men do not get the same slack. I’m not gender wars-maxxing but I’m not cutting a psycho bitch any slack for being a psycho bitch.
The women hate thread is funny. If we ever need a virgin sacrifice we know where we can find some very angry virgins. :story:
Do it, site needs a purge of every demographic.
How do you guys fall asleep so quickly?
John Daniel’s
 
I get shit for this when I bring it up but
When people expect youre gonna be a cunt just because of the way you look which is just because of the way you were born, and then they come right out and be a fucking asshole to you to try and jump the gun or whatever bullshit because they think you get some sort of silver spoon for being born looking a certain way, it really fucking sours you, man
And then you start matching the personality they expect.. Looks and personality go hand in hand.
Single men: do you own any indoor plants? Does your home have anything on the walls/do you own any objects with a purely decorative purpose?
Does a display cabinet of warhammer models and movie posters count?
 
Single men: do you own any indoor plants? Does your home have anything on the walls/do you own any objects with a purely decorative purpose?

(Asking because my husband had absolutely no decor before I moved in with him, and his answer to "do you like our new plants?" was "I like that they make you happy." I don't seek to change this about him, just wanted to know if other men felt the same.)
When I lived alone, I had one sports team poster on the wall that i taped onto a frame i bought or something. my living room had nothing. when i say nothing i mean. it looked like it did when i moved in. my room had a desk with 2 monitors and a tv and a floor mattress. Never had any plants
 
Women hover over the toilet and sometimes the stream unstreams itself and pee goes everywhere. That's why women's bathrooms are sometimes grosser than the men's. Though I think in your case it was just some crackhead going wild in the stall.
I've seen the aftermath left by hoverers before, but nothing like this. It made me question everything I know about female anatomy. Maybe it was some humongous fat chick and the rolls created kind of a water slide effect, but vertically.
Does a display cabinet of warhammer models and movie posters count?
I count it as long as they have no purpose besides looking nice and that's why you bought them. So movie posters would almost certainly count, but Warhammer might not.
 
My walls have paint.
I'm not sure what you're asking.
To be fair I also have one of these:
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And 2 Horizon Zero Dawn/Forbidden West art posters I need to get put up in the 'new' office.
I should dig out my own photos but that seems like a lot of work.

It's not like anyone will ever see them.
 
How do you guys fall asleep so quickly?
You gotta turn your brain off. No thinking allowed. Sleep is actually a skill, and you can get good at it, but it's more art than science.

do you own any indoor plants? Does your home have anything on the walls/do you own any objects with a purely decorative purpose?
I've got several plants, some other decorative items, and some stuff on the walls. Some walls are still naked and could use something on them.

But, full disclosure, I assign my interior decor duties to the women in my family. They say it should be a "home" and not a "house," whatever that means. I don't question it because they're good homemakers, but I do get veto privileges if I deem something too gay. Haven't had to veto anything yet, though.

I am also told that my place will be a, quote, "chick magnet" when it's all done. But a magnet's no use if there's nothing around to attract :story:
 
do you own any indoor plants? Does your home have anything on the walls/do you own any objects with a purely decorative purpose?

(Asking because my husband had absolutely no decor before I moved in with him, and his answer to "do you like our new plants?" was "I like that they make you happy." I don't seek to change this about him, just wanted to know if other men felt the same.
I like the look of plants, but not the upkeep. I have some plastic ones. I like art because it says something, but most visual elements are utterly without meaning to me in a home.

I think a lot of men feel the same. A woman caring deeply about curtains/decoration and men struggling to have an opinion about it is a trope because there are a lot of couples for whom this is true.
 
How do you guys fall asleep so quickly?
Honestly my brain goes quickly into sleep whenever I'm tired and lay on my back. Don't know what goes on, but I'm not mentally aware during those moments.
 
It's not like anyone will ever see them.
You will.
I like the look of plants, but not the upkeep.
The upkeep is kind of the point for me. I like taking care of things and people, but we don't have kids yet. The plants are something to pour my energy into/get worried about when they aren't thriving. I get how men might not feel the same way.
 
Single men: do you own any indoor plants? Does your home have anything on the walls/do you own any objects with a purely decorative purpose?

(Asking because my husband had absolutely no decor before I moved in with him, and his answer to "do you like our new plants?" was "I like that they make you happy." I don't seek to change this about him, just wanted to know if other men felt the same.)
i had a cactus once i dropped it and got dirt everywhere and never got another plant
 
Single men: do you own any indoor plants? Does your home have anything on the walls/do you own any objects with a purely decorative purpose?
I have three smol cactii on my mantlepiece. Low maintenance, just how I like things.

I had big plans of getting classy art prints and shit when I first bought my place, but those quickly fell by the wayside when I had done all the initial renovation and decor work (and ran out of money). There's a few trinkets here and there on the shelves but only a handful of items placed alongside the functional stuff the shelf is there to house.

I do have a warhammer army or three but I would never have funko pops, video game merch, antything tacky like that up as decoration.

I get how men might not feel the same way.
When men get into plants, they see it as a challenge to overcome or goal to achieve. So there are men who love looking after plants. But it's more a flex like "Look how well my succulents are doing!" etc.
 
The upkeep is kind of the point for me. I like taking care of things and people, but we don't have kids yet. The plants are something to pour my energy into/get worried about when they aren't thriving. I get how men might not feel the same way.
That's interesting and I hadn't considered that before.

I don't think many men have the "urge to care" that most women have. Like I care for elderly parents, love teaching kids, enjoy being kind to friends or a girlfriend, but I don't have an urge to care in itself, and wouldn't get it from watering a plant, or even feeding my kid. Those are just (boring) obligations that are important.
 
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