Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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America needs to
  • topple the Islamic Repiblic
  • install a secular western-style democracy
  • stabilize the region for good
  • within 2 weeks
  • with no boots on the ground
or else @neger psykolog will consider it a loss. Am I getting that right?
It's interesting to see what people consider a "win" condition here.

I think there is a disconnect here that is vast and people assuming if the US just fucks off that things will be fine and dandy and the fact that like more than half the world is economically and resource-wise totally fucked won't have any impact on America.

IMHO a win can only really exist if they get new leadership to take over Iran which I don't think is going to happen. The US and "allies" in the region are driving through their resources to try and defend against Iran's very cheap and very effective drone army and in the interim the instability caused to the world stage by the Strait being closed will have severe ramifications on the US.
 
a win can only really exist if they get new leadership to take over Iran which I don't think is going to happen
That's why the objective of the war is to destroy the IRGC enough to allow protesters to topple the regime. For now, protests are not happening since their leader Pahlavi and Trump asked them to stay safe at home. We know the population is loving what is happening to the country since the fake pro-regime protests against the US are mostly made of old people and are really small, while we're having every day videos of Iranians cheering explosions and bombs against the IRGC.
Once the regime forces are weakened enough and Iranians armed and ready, they will be allowed to do the regime change and they will made Iran a new pro-US ally in the region.
 
It's interesting to see what people consider a "win" condition here.

I think there is a disconnect here that is vast and people assuming if the US just fucks off that things will be fine and dandy and the fact that like more than half the world is economically and resource-wise totally fucked won't have any impact on America.

IMHO a win can only really exist if they get new leadership to take over Iran which I don't think is going to happen. The US and "allies" in the region are driving through their resources to try and defend against Iran's very cheap and very effective drone army and in the interim the instability caused to the world stage by the Strait being closed will have severe ramifications on the US.
The US finishes their objectives and leaves. Iran in anger continues to attack random Arab countries and oil tankers within their range. Is there a time frame where this remains America's "fault"? Let's say 1000 years later they are still doing this. Is it still America's fault?

If America allowed to blow up UK oil production and blame the war of 1812 making it the UKs fault?
 
>military bases have proven they can get hit by long range missiles and drones excluding the limited expensive SAMs that are left to defend bases.
>more reports about carriers and ships moving further away from iran excluding the embarrassment earlier of asking for help for others to have their war ships involved.

There are countries that are not just a level above iran but levels above iran in long range strike capabilities. I am not feeling confident about land force operations since its still unknown what their kamikaze drone strike capabilities are in comparison to Ukraine or Russia.
 
I do not believe this. The IRGC wouldn't allow a gay man to be the effective head of the Basij and if he was gay, Raisi's helicopter crash wouldn't be the changing factor.
I don't know about that. If this almost certainly satirical article is to be believed, his father and predecessor was pretty zesty.

Screenshot 2026-03-16 at 07-23-05 Slain Supreme Leader Was Secret Fan of American Looksmaxxing...png
TEHRAN — In the weeks since the death of Grand Ayatollah Morteza Khomeini-Nassiri, associates tasked with managing his private affairs have made a discovery that several have described, in private conversations with this newspaper, as "difficult to reconcile" with his public legacy.


Among the devices recovered from the Supreme Leader's personal quarters was a tablet registered to a pseudonymous account with an extensive viewing history on Kick, the American livestreaming platform. The account's most-watched content, logged over a period of approximately fourteen months, belonged almost entirely to Braden Peters — the American influencer known online as Clavicular.


Four people with direct knowledge of the discovery agreed to speak on condition of anonymity, citing fear of reprisal from the transitional religious authority now administering the Supreme Leader's estate. A fifth source, a senior cleric who had served in an advisory capacity to Khomeini-Nassiri for over a decade, did not deny the account's existence but declined to characterize its contents.


"There are aspects of a man's private life," he said, "that are between him and God."


What the Records Show​


The account, created in the autumn of 2024 under a name that translates loosely from Persian as "student of discipline," had watched an estimated 300 hours of Clavicular content by the time of the Supreme Leader's death. Viewing sessions typically began in the late evening, often running past midnight, and were concentrated on Peters' longer livestreams rather than the short clips that circulate more widely on social media.


Sources disagree about the extent to which Khomeini-Nassiri understood what he was watching. Two described him as a genuine if bewildered enthusiast, drawn initially to Peters' emphasis on physical discipline and self-improvement before becoming, in the words of one source, "simply habituated to watching." A third suggested he may have been conducting informal research into Western youth culture. The fourth said he had no idea what the Supreme Leader made of it and was not prepared to speculate.


What is not in dispute is that the viewing was sustained, deliberate, and conducted in private.


A Complex Relationship with the Content​


Peters rose to prominence in the mid-2020s through content promoting looksmaxxing — the practice of optimizing physical appearance through increasingly extreme means, including self-administered hormones, facial bone manipulation, and strict dietary regimens. His streams frequently feature long monologues on masculine self-improvement, ratings of other men's physical attributes, and, more recently, appearances alongside figures from the American far-right.


It is this latter element, sources suggest, that may have given Khomeini-Nassiri some degree of ideological permission to engage with the content. Peters has appeared alongside figures publicly critical of American institutions, and several of his more political statements — including his description of Vice President JD Vance as "subhuman" — were reportedly noted with approval by the Supreme Leader, who had no interest in looksmaxxing per se but shared a dim view of Vance.


"He would have found common ground where he could," one source said.


The broader content — the peptide recommendations, the bone smashing, the steroid disclosures — appears to have been received with a mixture of confusion and fascination rather than disapproval. One source recalled the Supreme Leader remarking, during what he believed to be a private conversation, that Peters reminded him of "a young man who is trying very hard," which those present took as neither a compliment nor a criticism.
If true this would explain why the Groypers are 100% supporting Iran in the war.
 
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The reason why they were able to track down iranian leaders is that the Iranian leaders were stripped of their cell phones and any personal electronics but their bodyguards were allowed to keep their cellphones so Israel targeted the bodyguards which have to be close to the person they are protecting
The fact they were able to do things so effectively points to Israel possessing undisclosed zero day exploits for mobile OS as well as programs like Telegram/WhatsApp that haven't been disclosed.

It's very clear they went beyond normal hacking and went so far as doing supply chain shit. It is entirely plausible that they managed to insert exploits at a manufacturing level across the entire world and were able to specifically target the middle east because of this.

TLDR: Israel most likely possess the capability to destroy basically any government they want to from the inside-out. Beside this they could very easily plant illegal content on people's phones in order to get them arrested and discredited.
 
That's why the objective of the war is to destroy the IRGC enough to allow protesters to topple the regime. For now, protests are not happening since their leader Pahlavi and Trump asked them to stay safe at home. We know the population is loving what is happening to the country since the fake pro-regime protests against the US are mostly made of old people and are really small, while we're having every day videos of Iranians cheering explosions and bombs against the IRGC.
Once the regime forces are weakened enough and Iranians armed and ready, they will be allowed to do the regime change and they will made Iran a new pro-US ally in the region.
Trump reiterated just last night while boarding AF1 that the regime has threatened to murder anyone who tries to protest, which is why we're continuing to attrit their suppression forces.
 
It's interesting to see what people consider a "win" condition here.

I think there is a disconnect here that is vast and people assuming if the US just fucks off that things will be fine and dandy and the fact that like more than half the world is economically and resource-wise totally fucked won't have any impact on America.

IMHO a win can only really exist if they get new leadership to take over Iran which I don't think is going to happen. The US and "allies" in the region are driving through their resources to try and defend against Iran's very cheap and very effective drone army and in the interim the instability caused to the world stage by the Strait being closed will have severe ramifications on the US.
I have come to the conclusion that the US "objective" of this is to remove the monopoly Iran has on one of the most critical energy shipping lanes in the world. There are many ways to achieve that objective that aren't mutually exclusive with each other. Hence the scattershot messaging.

The Jews might have different and their own objectives. They probably want to turn all Islamic lands into a parking lot. They've proven ruthless in this matter time and time again. In my mind, Bibi has had a 24/7 hard on to fuck Iran since the 80's and has waited, sometimes impatiently, for the right crazy bastard behind the Resolute Desk to appear.
 
If the US were to take the win and pull out tomorrow, who suffers the most from continued iranian tardrage in the strait?
The entirety of the Old World.
Trump's main sperg point for 10 years straight is about how useless our allies are militarily. He tard raged yesterday about why do we have to protect their lifelines.

If Trump were based he'd use this as an opportunity to pull out entirely but the Israel situation is what's going to keep us planted there.
A major MAGA win would be to institute export bans on US oil selling them processed Latinx (Venezuela) oil. We live comfortably while the Eastern Hemisphere devolves into complete anarchy due to an energy crisis. Another American century secured.
 
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It's very clear they went beyond normal hacking and went so far as doing supply chain shit.
What needs to be changed further up the supply chain, every cell phone already broadcasts location data straight out of the box you don't need some fancy skulduggery you just need to get in the door.

Your phone that you own yourself, even if you turn off GPS location, is still storing and tracking it's own location "for emergency services usage if you call 911 or a similar service"
 
What needs to be changed further up the supply chain, every cell phone already broadcasts location data straight out of the box you don't need some fancy skulduggery you just need to get in the door.

Your phone that you own yourself, even if you turn off GPS location, is still storing and tracking it's own location "for emergency services usage if you call 911 or a similar service"
This is true, however, there are very high level hacks/backdoors that are put into things. The NSA can force it on tech companies and it is also generally believed/accepted that the US government has high level tech employees who do similar.

While they can certainly hack a phone or use some app that is hacked, if they get "further up the supply chain" they can literally put exploits in the CPU or OS that allow them to gain root access silently and do shit like imitate servers and do man in the middle attacks much more directly.

If they have such an exploit it isn't going to be broadcast - similarly to how some pedos on the dark web are found. There are very high level hacks/exploits out there that can bypass almost any system, any firewall and anything. The difference with super high level exploits like this is that they can track IMEI numbers and regions and hack into thousands of phones blanket style until they pick up targets they're interested in.

There are small communities of people who "roll their own encryption" and basically are above and beyond far more paranoid than the average internet user. Smartphones are giant exploit factories though and I don't believe anyone has created a bulletproof OS for them so far.
 
I refuse to believe this is true

That's why the objective of the war is to destroy the IRGC enough to allow protesters to topple the regime. For now, protests are not happening since their leader Pahlavi and Trump asked them to stay safe at home. We know the population is loving what is happening to the country since the fake pro-regime protests against the US are mostly made of old people and are really small, while we're having every day videos of Iranians cheering explosions and bombs against the IRGC.
Once the regime forces are weakened enough and Iranians armed and ready, they will be allowed to do the regime change and they will made Iran a new pro-US ally in the region.
The truth is on the ground sentiment cannot be gauged, especially with the internet still cut off(Mossad could you deal with this?) . I was reading some articles from the MSM claiming that those who have been celebrating have started to lose hope and are down because the IRGC is still strong internally.
So when is pahlavi's monarcho-nationalist army gonna take action?
READ NIGGA READ
 
Reddit level intelligence. Truly astounding levels of "just saying shit 'cause it sounds good".

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Nothing about this is logical, or how the internet works. No network works this way. Yet...
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"Guys, believe me, the side that has lost nearly every single major leader, can't defend itself, pissed off every nation around them for no reason, and whose population gleefully laughs and cheers when their military infrastructure gets blown up is winning because they're threatening oil tankers!"
I'd say you people are retarded, but given the average turd-world IQ is around 70, that tracks. Now do everyone here a favor and shut the fuck up so the posters actually contributing videos and information don't have to scroll through pages of posts typed by shit-stained hands.
 
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