💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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OtherLastTrainHome said:
a high value man is someone who watches both his wives be swept up in the arms of other men* and terminates parental rights to his children.

*pringles can Jon with Ade during the Lappening was the first, but Niki has also been photographed getting quite friendly with another man while Rick watches.
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Perhaps Patrick considers value by weight?

Then he is incredibly high value, but realistically, how much does unrendered lard go for by the pound these days?
 
Null can get 100k (and more last time!) to fund lawsuits/defense but Pat needs the Science Fiction Pedophile Association to fund his, and his mother in law for another. Where are all your fans Pat? If you had friends and fans you could crowdfund blasting this white cracker into the pavement!
 
Gothic Runes said:
Sex-haver Rick is easily one of the worst Patsonas along with General Fatton and Torque Wheeler, I'd include Gym Pat but I don't see him around much anymore for some reason.
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You don't fuck with the skill and enthusiasm I have, child. Sorry you can't find the clitoris. Maybe start with pleasuring the frenulum, that's beginner level.

the joke is that the penis has a frenulum because Fatrick is fat and gay.
 
Our delicate, Aryan vrilled porcelain angel kween Jackie has addressed bout @LikeAStone 2.0 again. Brothermen, when is he going to prison other brothermen again? :sighduck:

edit: Substack yapping
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Ghost posts from out slay diva.
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Also to keep it FAT, Rick has referred a civilian as a sweet, suckling, silly baby child again and that he had sex with Big Nicholas. Or let his rotten bussy flatulated by niggers in the cuck chair.
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Mandatory Rick scrubbing his own micropenis. He never wore any underwear anyway, stalker.
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Wodanaz said:
Between Shane nokes and this bitch, why does fatrick attract so many schizophrenic orbiters?
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Gravity, obviously. The man is fucking massive. His penis, however, is not.

Legend has it that what actually got him banned from Hoolie's is an incident born out of good intentions. Paving the road to Hell and all that, right?

Anyway, Farty Tits was doing his best to catch up to his father in terms of gloryhole prowess. Of course it's nearly impossible to ever reach the levels of those likely genetically gifted at something but he was really was trying, and his clients could tell. One day one of them thought he deserved a reward for his efforts and offered Patrick a turn standing up.

When the tiny faucet cock came through the hole the man who was going to blow him started laughing. As Rick, massively embarrassed, attempted to extricate himself from that situation, his cock hooked the lower arc of the hole and he had to struggle hard to get free. This caused the man on the other side to laugh even harder.

Patrick ran out of the bathroom, shorts with a questionable stain on the crotch around his ankles, shrieking that the bartender needed to call the police to immediately imprison a man who'd committed a heinous felony against him and his family. The bartender asked what felony and Patrick replied that Google was his friend.

Management had largely turned a blind eye to Patrick's gay bathroom antics and was quick to dismiss customer complaints about it as "baseless rumors."

This one happened in front of everyone and because they couldn't lie about it anymore he had to go.

This totally happened and I didn't just make it up, proving I'm a far superior writer to Titty Two-Chins.
 
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Nickel Silver said:
This Jackie woman must really want a thread of her own.
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She'd get one if she wasn't such a one trick pony who only provides even that content for a week or two at a time before scurrying back to her Live, Laugh, Love white girl yoga room to cry about how nobody takes her seriously as an Afro Revolutionary.
 
Wodanaz said:
Between Shane nokes and this bitch, why does fatrick attract so many schizophrenic orbiters?
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Lolcows have a sort of gravity that attracts less notable, yet still eccentric people. Patrick is fat, so of course he has a significant gravitational field of his own.

Consider the multitude of weens, white knights, a-logs, and enablers who have orbited Chris-chan. Consider the dysfunctional people who were noticed because of their relations with Ethan Ralph.

Orbiter is an apt term for them. If Lolcows are the stars, orbiters are the (dwarf) planets. Those planets in turn may have moons orbiting them.
 
Gothic Runes said:
Sex-haver Rick is easily one of the worst Patsonas along with General Fatton and Torque Wheeler, I'd include Gym Pat but I don't see him around much anymore for some reason.
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Rick has the tiniest micropenis ever seen on this site. It's even smaller than Ethan Ralph's. A nearly microscopic faucet dick.
 
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