Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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im fucking crying laughing about this I have to share it, I was doing some digging on the dubai airport situation and I stumbled onto a hidden internet gem
I found fucking somali kiwifarms
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they have happenings threads just like us
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they have their own emoticons
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some of yall niggers are somalinet heavyweights and you know it
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im fucking crying laughing about this I have to share it, I was doing some digging on the dubai airport situation and I stumbled onto a hidden internet gem
I found fucking somali kiwifarms
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they have happenings threads just like us
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they have their own emoticons
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some of yall niggers are somalinet heavyweights and you know it
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They're just like us but retarded and violent
 
Muslim agent out to destroy America but its not as outlandish of an idea as it should be.
Anecdote but suspiciously, alot of muslims seemed to like obama, not saying he was a muslim but...it is VERY suspicious that alot of his actions directly benefited muslim countries hostile to America.
arabgoatfuckers.xxx is popular I heard
WE ARE WHITE MR. WELPER "I FUMBLED A RELATIONSHIP WITH A FAT NJ WOMAN WHO MASTURBATES TO A FALLOUT CHARACTER WITH POONER GEL BECAUSE SHE HATED TRUCK GUYS" HELPER1488.
Coalition of the Willing.
THE COALITION OF FRIENDS (THROUGH ETERNITY, LOYALTY, HONESTY!)
 
Try refuting the argument next time.

FFS the Dumbocrat argument that everytime the Rethuglicans get elected, they always decide to bomb and/or invade a Middle Eastern country has held true for their last 3 presidents in a row now. And this time it's pretty clear it's a distraction from a jobless, AI-gutted, technobro-fumbled economy.
Oh there was an argument there?

> muh rethuglicans

You realize this is not reddit yes?

> Muh Distraction

Sure, lets ignore all the happenings that led up to the bombing campaign and declare it a "distraction" cause you are too retarded to follow series of events.

What dumbass drumf should have done instead is give them even MOAR pallets of cash, that would solve the problem!
 
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Strikes on fuel storages and planes in Mehrabad airport a couple of hours ago

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Footage of the moment an Israeli airstrike struck the FATA (Iranian Cyber Police) building in Hamadan

 
Strikes on fuel storages and planes in Mehrabad airport a couple of hours ago

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Footage of the moment an Israeli airstrike struck the FATA (Iranian Cyber Police) building in Hamadan

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Between the dashcams and the shitty ai propaganada videos I'm really fucking sick of hearing muslim singing.
 
Trump should order American oil is kept in America which would insulate us from increased prices and further fuck over the pussy faggot nations who won't help open up the straight. Also he should announce that we don't care if the straight is closed as it doesn't effect us and we are not going to try to reopen it. Say it doesn't make sense and maybe Iran is just retarded or desperate.
Why the fuck should the world be taken to protect a strait because Trump wanted to fight a war for Israel and did so? Why the fuck should the entire world be drawn into a war to protect oil when Trump says the “enemy has been decimated?” Why is the world needed when he states the enemy has been obliterated? Isn’t the US navy big enough? Why would it need help?

Trump wants other countries ships there so they get attacked so he can have his excuse to use nuclear weapons and have a real war.

All for the glory of Israel. Fuck off.
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Anecdote but suspiciously, alot of muslims seemed to like obama, not saying he was a muslim but...it is VERY suspicious that alot of his actions directly benefited muslim countries hostile to America.
Under the rules of Islam due to his father being Muslim eventhough he was non-practicing, Obama is considered a muslim from birth
 
The truth of the Royal Navy is that only one of their carriers can be deployed, but they currently don't have enough deployable ships to make up a carrier group. Their fleet is small, poorly maintained and they lack the ability to carry out operations while maintenance is being done.
It's a sobering reminder that the days of
are long gone and the dangers of becoming obsolete through bad decision making
 
It probably helps as well that Pahlavi isn't selling himself as "the monarchy restarts" but just offering to himself be a figure to rally around and transition to a democratically elected leadership. He sells himself as a transitional figure and not a monarch.
Wouldn't surprise me if they do wind up with a constitutional monarchy similar to the UK as a result of his limited goals and seeming humility. He's certainly done more kingly shit than Charles has.
The US military already runs on Ork levels of improvisation and winging it. During Desert Storm the guys up top had no idea how they were going to keep sand out of the air filters for our vehicles but all the guys on the ground just wrapped some pantyhose over the intakes.
IDF uses WP for smoke and according to Lebanese sources Hezbollah was fighting IDF there yesterday:
Yeah, so does the USA, and always has. We all know how the "official" line goes, and we all know that its especially hard for the enemy to see through the smoke cloud if its dropped directly on their positions. The Farms is probably the only place on the Internet you can freely admit that the Israelis are burning the fuckers out of their positions because fuck 'em, that's why, and people (well, most anyways) will perfectly understand.
Quite the horrifying weapon, but that hasn't stopped Americans from loving it for its effect on target. I love how proud one of the GI's that's quoted at about 9:50 is about how good he and his men have gotten at getting their grenades to airburst right on top of dug-in Germans.
they said the coffee was fake too because he didn't spill the coffee while picking it up
Is it possible to learn this power?
I mean, how much cocaine can Venezuela actually produce to satisfy the US demand to celebrate the ruination of our biggest competitors? We could be looking at 4x or dare I even say 10x street prices overnight for wall street grade cocaine.
Better invest in the futures market. Demand for throwing-grade midgets will be skyrocketing.
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If they're white what does that make Phil Leotardo?

EDIT for thread tax: Have some seethe, fresh off the tubes:
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