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Disney Removes Mattresses From $1.8 Billion New Luxury Cruise Ship​

Disney Cruise Line is in the middle of one of the most ambitious expansions in its history. The company brought in more than $10 billion in operating income from its cruise division in the 2025 fiscal year, and The Walt Disney Company has committed to a $12 billion investment that will nearly double the fleet from seven ships to thirteen by 2031.

The newest addition to that fleet, the Disney Adventure, is the largest passenger ship Disney has ever operated, designed specifically for the Asian market and departing from Singapore’s Marina Bay Cruise Centreon its maiden commercial voyage on March 10, 2026.

The Disney Adventure is carrying a significant amount of firsts. It is Disney Cruise Line’s first ship built for Asian market cruisers, featuring entertainment and shopping inspired by Duffy and Friends, the Ironcycle Test Run roller coaster at sea, and the Disney Imagination Garden, an open-air interior courtyard with a performance stage.

The ship runs three and four-night itineraries with no port stops, structured to maximize time with Disney characters and brand experiences in a way that functions more like a floating theme park than a traditional cruise.

The inaugural sailing is also carrying something else: a growing list of issues that guests and press have been documenting in real time, and the details are specific enough to warrant a clear-eyed look at what is happening on board.

The Room That Did Not Have a Mattress​

Theme Park Express, a Disney-focused social media account, is sailing on the Disney Adventure in an interior room rated for four guests. They shared a photo on X of what the room looks like with all four beds down for the evening, writing: “Here’s what the room looks like when all 4 beds are down for the evening. Very little floor space. I can’t imagine having 4 people in here.”
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That observation about space was notable on its own. The follow-up post was something else entirely.

“I DONT EVEN HAVE A DAMN MATTRESS!! They just put a cover and a thin pad on the couch cushion!”
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A passenger on an inaugural sailing of Disney’s newest and largest ship discovering that their sleeping surface is a thin pad on a couch cushion rather than an actual mattress is the kind of detail that lands differently than a general complaint about room size.

It is specific, it is documented, and it is exactly the kind of thing that should have been caught before guests boarded for the first commercial sailing. Inaugural voyages are the moment a ship is supposed to make its best possible impression. A missing mattress is not that impression.
 
The ability to go on a cruise is what poor people think having money means. There has never been anything luxurious about them. They are nothing but a floating hotel and hotels have been declining for ages. The only thing that surprises me about this at all is that there is still money to be made in that industry.
 
structured to maximize time with ... brand experiences
I love when MBAs and marketing #girlbosses turn every interaction into a corporate HR buzzword. Collect all the "brand experiences", then head to our new stadium full of "activation opportunities", and buy whatever crap your favourite celebrity is "partnering" with.
 
I love when MBAs and marketing #girlbosses turn every interaction into a corporate HR buzzword. Collect all the "brand experiences", then head to our new stadium full of "activation opportunities", and buy whatever crap your favourite celebrity is "partnering" with.
Then, inshallah, the stadium is filled with nerve gas.
 
You'd have to be a fucking idiot to give this dog shit greedy corporation a dime, fuck disney and their obscene prices and jewish nickel and dime tactics.
 
The ability to go on a cruise is what poor people think having money means. There has never been anything luxurious about them. They are nothing but a floating hotel and hotels have been declining for ages. The only thing that surprises me about this at all is that there is still money to be made in that industry.
Don't forget due to the ventilation/being in close quarters with so many people, they are also a floating disease farm.
 
The ability to go on a cruise is what poor people think having money means. There has never been anything luxurious about them. They are nothing but a floating hotel and hotels have been declining for ages. The only thing that surprises me about this at all is that there is still money to be made in that industry.
I think part of the reason poor people see them as luxurious is simply the ability to just be on vacation for an extended period of time. I don't know anyone who actually goes on vacation who isn't salaried. Being able to just not work for more than a couple days is a luxury. Hell, it's been almost 3 years since I took two days off to see REO Speedwagon and that's the closest thing I've had to a vacation in the last 10 years.

A cruise ship is the pinnacle of taking time off. You're at sea and couldn't even go back to work if you wanted to.
 
Don't forget due to the ventilation/being in close quarters with so many people, they are also a floating disease farm.
It’s why people that do cruise recommend you’re taking vitamins regularly and bring along medicines to avoid getting up charged at the gift shops. However, even with these precautions, it’s not a guarantee you won’t get sick, and it’s very difficult to get refunded for the trip if you do, and are already outside the refund window (a way to avoid this is to get trip insurance, but be expected to pay a few hundred more just for that convenience).
 
I’m not really a cruise guy, but if you’re curious about what cruises are like, I like watching ‘Tips for Travelers’:

Disney Cruise Lines have (at least for the past few decades) been expensive faux-luxury, just like their hotels and the theme park restaurants. They have to be pricey to keep out the riff-raff. Apparently DCL has really good food though.

I think demographic shift has become an important point. In the old days just having an option that was good for kids while parents could relax was good enough. Now you have Disney adults to cater to with ridiculous expectations. I think there are retards on both sides here. An inside room is literally the cheapest option and the four bed thing is clearly for a family, not four grown people.
 
Imagine going on a cruise ship and there's niggers, the tales i've heard...
 
A passenger on an inaugural sailing of Disney’s newest and largest ship discovering that their sleeping surface is a thin pad on a couch cushion rather than an actual mattress is the kind of detail that lands differently than a general complaint about room size.
That is 100% standard procedure for cruises too. Real mattresses are bulky and they do need to stock spares for when one is inevitably spoiled. If you're trying to cram four people into one of their "budget" rooms sacrifices will be made. Same thing with space. The logic is you won't be spending much time in rooms other than sleeping off hangovers or getting ready to go somewhere else. If you want real mattresses and lots of space they are happy to accommodate if your wallet is willing to accommodate. It's about $30-50K for a stateroom on the VIP decks for a week.
It’s why people that do cruise recommend you’re taking vitamins regularly and bring along medicines to avoid getting up charged at the gift shops.
At least with Disney, if you consult with the concierge or ship "doctor" (NP from somewhere not known for medicine) medicine is free. The reason you bring your own is if it is anything that even hints at a communicable issue you will be quarantined. Even something as simple as Tums warrants a serious inquisition. They are decent about refunding for any paid thing you might miss, if it's quarantine for a significant portion of the voyage they will usually do a substantial refund. If you answer "yes" to any of their medical questions before boarding they will refund/reschedule you right then and there. The ships are still cesspools though.
 
What kind of disgusting AI corpo language is this shit?: "structured to maximize time with Disney characters and brand experiences in a way that functions more like a floating theme park than a traditional cruise."
 
The newest addition to that fleet, the Disney Adventure, is the largest passenger ship Disney has ever operated, designed specifically for the Asian market and departing from Singapore’s Marina Bay Cruise Centreon its maiden commercial voyage on March 10, 2026.
Australians will huff enough copium to think this means they're coming back to Aus. They left this market for a reason -there's not enough people with the money for it.
 
The ship runs three and four-night itineraries with no port stops,
The only reason to take a cruise is the ports. Getting to visit interesting things in other countries, albeit for a short period of time, is the only reason to want to stay on a boat. People have historically travelled on boats to get to destinations. If there is no destination, what is the point?
 
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