💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

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Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.6%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 276 40.2%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 93 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 163 23.7%

  • Total voters
    687
What will be killing Rekieta is that he is barely even a side character in his own disgusting life at this point.
Almost all of the content in his nearly dead thread is about other people. That's how boring and worthless he is now. Even most of the content about Nick himself isn't even about Nick but about his thrift store fag wardrobe.
 
Ralph obviously told Rekieta something that can fuck him up for real like knowingly sleeping with underaged prostitutes. There's no love lost between them, so why not drop the Scarlett Files?
Our only hope is Ralph going Nuclear mode. It'll be very funny to see Rekieta going "hell yeah brother" to Ralph (allegedly) fucking children younger than his eldest.
I think it's as simple as Ralph having sent a photo he took of Xander to Nick, which, if Nick were to send to Faith, would break the order Ralph has and get him barred from seeing his son again.
 
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Proudly heretical apostate Nicholas Rekieta quotes Matthew 25:35-40 to "do good".
Perhaps he is reminding what little remains of his fanbase about the "good" he performed in feeding, clothing and sexually enslaving April Anderson in his lonely spare hovel?
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Its good to see the world at large is still interested in reminding him that his crime was his fault.
 
https://youtube.com/watch?v=8mHKHKR8x6ADamn I haven't thought about CRAB BATTLE in a decade, I love it.
Somebody posted this the other day elsewhere, so it was fresh in my mind:



But seriously, that bitch probably has so many STDs and other nasty shit, and yet Nick is too brain rotted to care and will pursue her anyways.

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Proudly heretical apostate Nicholas Rekieta quotes Matthew 25:35-40 to "do good".
Perhaps he is reminding what little remains of his fanbase about the "good" he performed in feeding, clothing and sexually enslaving April Anderson in his lonely spare hovel?
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Its good to see the world at large is still interested in reminding him that his crime was his fault.
He's publicly LARPing as a Christian again to try and get good boy points and sympathy. He's desperate.

Fake piety is disgusting.

Again, he's stuck in a "well it used to work" rut. On this, and other things. He simply does not comprehend why things that used to work do not, and will not, work any longer.
 
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Somebody posted this the other day elsewhere, so it was fresh in my mind:

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But seriously, that bitch probably has so many STDs and other nasty shit, and yet Nick is too brain rotted to care and will pursue her anyways.


He's publicly LARPing as a Christian again to try and get good boy points and sympathy. He's desperate.

Fake piety is disgusting.

Again, he's stuck in a "well it used to work" rut. On this, and other things. He simply does not comprehend why things that used to work do not, and will not, work any longer.
Meanwhile Ethan Ralph is doing his porn clip with Scarlett Hampton.
Rekieta has never been this over since he first became a crumb chaser of Dax Herrera.
What a timeline.
 
Remember when Nick was simping for Scarlett, taking potshots at Matt Mead and defending her to the hilt, just to get cucked by the gunt.
Enjoy your frumpy twenty-something egirl Brixton Yorker, who was also gunted.

You sure know how to pick em', who's next? Your wife (not that she'd say no)?
 
Imagine losing both your prospective side pieces to the Gunt, a man with five tits who is 40 going on 75, and lives in a shack in Mexico.

Nick is such a loser even drug-addicted BPD women prefer Ralph to him!

To be fair, at least Nick, Kayla, and Scarlett have deep personal experience with the African blacksnake so they may bond over this in the future.
 
Imagine losing both your prospective side pieces to the Gunt, a man with five tits who is 40 going on 75, and lives in a shack in Mexico.

Nick is such a loser even drug-addicted BPD women prefer Ralph to him!

To be fair, at least Nick, Kayla, and Scarlett have deep personal experience with the African blacksnake so they may bond over this in the future.
It's the perfect chaser to Scarlett calling Rekieta old and saying her mom is single with a shrug.
THAT'S YOUR PLACE IN THE RANKING REKIETA!
Mildly pretty handsome lawyer ha! Old and busted faggot if you wanna know the truuth abow it bish
 
Damn Ralph, I was hoping Scarlet was going to be April 2..after all whats another 14 12 grams of coke in the Rekieta house.

Because we know Nicky Boy would not be able to help himself and I'm sure his probation officer told him that its no big deal to have a little itty bit of coke and hang around with drug addicts.

But no, Rekieta had to go and get himself friend-zoned Gunted.
Even a washed up, coked out, aids riddled ex-pornstar hooker would rather the Gunt than Baldo Man or Whayla.
 
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Scarlett just jumped on the Memphis macro in a 2 star motel!

Hie does that make you feel Rekieta?
 
Pro tip for the parish of the Cult of the Balldo:
If you're trying to portray yourself as the publican, calling the 'Pharisees' in your example demons and retards isn't really the win you think it is and shows you've really missed the point. Especially when they're correctly calling out a heretic's self-aggrandizing hypocrisy.
 
Ralph fucking Scarlett will absolutely break Rekieta.
Temu April is gone and not gonna fuck him, as was obvious before but now is "official" and his constant fantasy life delusions are crashing down on all fronts.
Do a flip, Rekieta
Do something right for once in your horrorcow life faggot.
 
If Nick doesn’t already have a humiliation fetish, getting rejected in favor of Gunt could kick one off.
 
If Nick doesn’t already have a humiliation fetish, getting rejected in favor of Gunt could kick one off.
He's a cuck so yeah obviously. In his own words he left a bread trail for the farms to figure out he went to hedo on the BBC swinging event and that the only thing he regrets about that is it his family or extended family got exposed to it.
 
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