Lolcow LLC v. Liz Fong-Jones (2026)

[DienoEnneCalah]

Thank you for the shareholders meeting, Josh, when can we expect the new episode?

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

Is the Sixth Kiwi like the Seventh Seal? There's gonna be some Book of Revelation shit once it hatches.

And lo I beheld the beast from the Orient with no dick astride a pale horse

A Seventh Kiwi Egg appearing at the top of the site covered in glyphs and seals once 600 subscribers has been reached that will then take another 600 to hatch would be kinda kino.

 

[Sigg Kyle]

Let that fucking goomba gomp stomp wompa domp headed degenrate freak rapist bring it on. It’ll lose.

 

[heloderma_suspectum]

Threw some money at the GiveSendGo. Godspeed.

 

[Nick Gars]

It's got to suck that your eyes are nowhere near as tenacious as you are, huh Elliot?

Even if you win, I take mirth knowing you will one day be blind. Haunted in the vast darkness by consent accidents, and your screen-reader whispering out the screeds of Internet denizes who will always find a way to make you seethe no matter how walled your hugbox may be.

The Internet is forever. Sucks to suck.

 

[PlugsPugs]

I'm doing my part.

If my disabled vet ass can toss in a few bucks, you faggots can too. No excuses.

 

[Whiskey]

Is there a contingency plan in place if the lawsuit fails? Or is that it for the site?

Mean... I guess we can all crawl back to our ancient video game off topic sections. Least thats where I crawled out of...

Still more dignified then a reddit refugee.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

If my financial situation improves, I'll do what I can to help.

 

[Tomboy Enjoyer]

20 a month is unsustainable for my eastern European ass but I'll chip in at least this once.

 

[Null]

Thank you for the shareholders meeting, Josh, when can we expect the new episode?

i'm seeing great positivity and support around the lawsuit arc but next week we'll be on part 89 of yelling at the dsp people and eating cheese.

 

[A Deer In Headlights]

I hope Caleb still gets his kidney

 

[Bixnood]

I can only spare $20 currently but stay strong Null. I know it seems like a lot to take on, but at the end of the day this shit does matter.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Donating to save the farms? eh.
Paying to be able to say nigger on the internet? eh, maybe.
Contribution to getting dong gone to fuck off forever? hmmm.
Paying to break the egg on Kiwi 6? Priceless.

 

[Pedophobe]

So that's like 25 grand in four hours, not counting the Kiwi Goldzisters? Not bad at all.

 

[SneedleDee&SneedleDumb]

Rather than socks, how about you donate True and Honest to some members you like that don't have it yet?

nominate two

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

People are coming out in force.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Is Hardin accepting money orders for the legal fund this time around too? I'm already in for the gold membership but I'll be making a separate donation to the legal fund one way or another. Beat the war drums and we'll assemble.

 

[heloderma_suspectum]

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People are coming out in force.

If I may? Here's an obligatory thread theme for this moment:

 

[mindlessobserver]

Yes exactly, tortoise infringement.

Its the Tortoise OF infringement

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Might be me with my vpn, but the givesendgo link gives me a 403 error.