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US weather to go nuts with blizzard, polar vortex, heat dome, atmospheric river all at once​

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BY SETH BORENSTEIN
Updated 9:03 PM PDT, March 12, 2026

Nearly every part of the United States is getting walloped by wild weather or just about to be.
Days of downpours have begun in Hawaii. The Southwest will soon bake with day after day of record 100-degree-plus (38 Celsius-plus) heat. Two storms will dump snow by the foot over northern Great Lakes states. And the dreaded polar vortex will again invade the Midwest and East with soul-crushing Arctic chill.
This forecast of extremes comes as weather whiplash already hit much of the East. On Wednesday, Washington, D.C. residents walked around in shorts in record-breaking 86 degrees Fahrenheit (about 30 Celsius). On Thursday, it snowed.
“All of the country, even if you’re not necessarily seeing extremes, are going to see generally changing from cold to warm, or warm to cold to warm,” said meteorologist Marc Chenard of the weather service’s Weather Prediction Center in Maryland.
Former National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration chief scientist Ryan Maue said he expects extreme weather in all 50 states.

Triple-digit heat persists in Southwest​

A heat dome will form early next week and park over the Southwest, baking temperatures to triple digits that haven’t been seen this early in the year, Maue and Chenard said.
Some forecasts see 98 (almost 37 Celsius) in Phoenix on Tuesday, followed by 103, 105 and two days of 107 (almost 42 C). In 137 years of record-keeping, Phoenix never hit 100 before March 26 and usually hit its first 100-degree day in early May, according to the weather service, which warned people: “Since we are not acclimated to this level of heat this early in the year, it will be more impactful than usual.”
It has already started in Los Angeles with unusual 90-degree March weather that had people in shorts and tank tops seeking shade anywhere they could get it, even if it was as slender as a light post.
Shane Dixon, 40, usually runs about 5 miles near his home in Culver City without much effort, he said, his face glistening with sweat and his T-shirt tucked into his shorts. But Thursday was hard because of the heat, and he had to cut it short.
“The back of my neck was melting,” he said. But he preferred it to the cold and snow that will hit elsewhere.
“I could go literally soak myself and walk out in the sun and I’ll make it home fine. If it was freezing cold I could not do this,” he said.

Single-digit cold invades North​

Around the same time as the heat starts blasting Phoenix, the polar vortex — a system that usually keeps frigid air penned up near the North Pole — is forecast to send its chill deep into the Midwest and East, even bordering some of the Southeast, Maue said
Minneapolis will hover around zero for a low, and Chicago will be in the single digits Tuesday. The next day “temperatures in the teens and 20s in the northeast and 20s in the Mid-Atlantic,” Maue said. Even Atlanta could drop to the 20s.

One-two snowstorm punch​

Two storm systems in a row — one Friday, then another Sunday into Monday — will chug along the country’s northern tier and Great Lakes and between them could dump 3 to 4 feet of snow in places, Maue said.
That bigger second storm system will see its barometric pressure drop so quickly and sharply — meaning it is intensifying and winds are strengthening — that it will qualify as a bomb cyclone, which is quite unusual to develop over land. Normally bomb cyclones get their energy from warm ocean waters, but this one will draw power from the polar vortex.

Even Alaska and Hawaii aren’t quite right​

Maue said Hawaii is getting an atmospheric river that will have such persistent heavy rain that flooding will be a major issue. Oahu is under a flash flood warning.
And Alaska is normally frigid now, but it will be about 30 degrees colder than usual, he said.
It is “the time of year where we can see stuff like this,” Chenard said. “But this does seem even anomalous from what you would typically see. I mean, some of these areas will be setting records. Record-high temperatures for March and maybe multiple times.”
In the past week or so, tornadoes have killed at least eight people in Oklahoma, Michiganand Indiana. The forecast for severe storms doesn’t look as big or widespread for the next week, but dangerous thunderstorms could pop up “anywhere from the Mississippi Valley toward the East Coast” on Sunday or Monday, Chenard said.

The jet stream goes nuts​

Underlying this is a jet stream gone wild, Maue and Chenard said.
The jet stream is the river of air that moves weather from west to east on a roller-coaster-like path. Usually the plunges are as mild as a kiddie roller coaster. But now that jet stream is going on near-vertical, scream-inducing drops following by straight-up ascents.
“Which means you get a lot of extremes next to each other,” Maue said. Storm fronts coming from the Pacific hit that high pressure heat dome in the Southwest and are pushed north to climb that mountainous jet stream peak, “grab access to that cold air reservoir up there” and bring it back down south down the other side of the hill, he said.
Numerous studies have connected unusual jet stream and polar vortex activity to shrinking Arctic sea ice and human-caused climate change.
But there is hope.
“The first day of spring is 20th (of March), and then after that we get recovery,” Maue said.
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Associated Press writer Dorany Pineda contributed from Los Angeles.
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SETH BORENSTEIN
Borenstein is an Associated Press science writer, covering climate change, disasters, physics and other science topics. He is based in Washington, D.C.

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A pedestrian holds a cloud themed umbrella under a sunny day next to Los Angeles City Hall in Los Angeles Thursday, March. 12, 2026. (AP Photo/Damian Dovarganes)
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The U.S. Capitol is seen during a snowy day on Capitol Hill Thursday, March 12, 2026, in Washington. (AP Photo/Jose Luis Magana)
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Construction workers spray water during an unseasonably hot day at MacArthur Park on Thursday, Mar. 12, 2026 in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Ryan Sun)
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People cover themselves from the heat with umbrellas while waiting at a food distribution site Wednesday, March 11, 2026, in Los Angeles. (AP Photo/Damian Dovarganes)
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A person walks through falling snow at the White House on Thursday, March 12, 2026, in Washington. (AP Photo/Allison Robbert)
 
Numerous studies have connected unusual jet stream and polar vortex activity to shrinking Arctic sea ice and human-caused climate change.
But there is hope
It really is immensely frustrating that this hysterical theory has been allowed to propagate. I struggle to think of a similar Boogeyman that cannot be disproven ever because every anomaly, every inconsistency, every wild swing in either direction is just more evidence it's occuring. Warm winter in the southeast? Climate change. Actual cold winter with a few days of good snow this year? Climate change. Nice spring weather and then a few 40-50 degree days before going back to spring weather? That's also climate change buddy boy.

Hell at this point I'm sure if we had two years in a row of identical weather patterns in the span of a week that would ALSO somehow be climate change, because it's abnormal and unprecedented.
 
Some forecasts see 98 (almost 37 Celsius) in Phoenix on Tuesday, followed by 103, 105 and two days of 107 (almost 42 C). In 137 years of record-keeping, Phoenix never hit 100 before March 26 and usually hit its first 100-degree day in early May, according to the weather service, which warned people: “Since we are not acclimated to this level of heat this early in the year, it will be more impactful than usual.”
107?? lol... we'll be fine...
 
All I know is the climate is changing and the heat record here is being broken and Texas is about to run out of water and you fuckers said it wasn’t real and NOW WE ARE ALL FUCKED AHHHH EVERYONE FILL YOUR TUBS AND DRINK OUT THE TOILET THE WATER WARS ARE HERE
 
Ohhh, so its getting colder and hotter and dryer and wetter all at once now. Surely this can't be due to things outside of direct human control.
 
His insistence on converting the temperatures to celsius tells me this man has sucked a dick to try to figure out if he's gay and he'll know for sure after the next two dozen.
 
It really is immensely frustrating that this hysterical theory has been allowed to propagate. I struggle to think of a similar Boogeyman that cannot be disproven ever because every anomaly, every inconsistency, every wild swing in either direction is just more evidence it's occuring. Warm winter in the southeast? Climate change. Actual cold winter with a few days of good snow this year? Climate change. Nice spring weather and then a few 40-50 degree days before going back to spring weather? That's also climate change buddy boy.

Hell at this point I'm sure if we had two years in a row of identical weather patterns in the span of a week that would ALSO somehow be climate change, because it's abnormal and unprecedented.
Since climate is a complex system that no one understands but it affects everyone, it makes the perfect container for fear and anxiety psyops.
 
Days of downpours have begun in Hawaii. The Southwest will soon bake with day after day of record 100-degree-plus (38 Celsius-plus) heat. Two storms will dump snow by the foot over northern Great Lakes states. And the dreaded polar vortex will again invade the Midwest and East with soul-crushing Arctic chill.
RAINY PLACE IS GETTING RAIN
HOT PLACE IS HOT
SNOWY PLACE IS SNOWY
COLD PLACE IS COLD
CAN'T YOU SEE THE OBVIOUS SIGNS? IT'S THE END OF DAYS AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!
 
Articles like this, and the mentality behind them, are probably within the top five reasons people in this country go apeshit and kill one another

We are reaching a point where this piece of satirical humor
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will not be comprehensible to the zoomers’ children
 
Now we all get to spend Easter/Spring Break/Whatever family gathering listening to that one boomer go on about climate change, while the other boomer goes on about how much crazier the weather was when they were a kid. For some reason these boomers never notice their rants are saying opposite things and they should fight with each other instead of boring the rest of us.
 
Not good enough, they need to invent a new scary term for a normal weather occurence like "bomb cyclone" aka a fucking low pressure system
 
An area of the globe spanning a full third of it’s longitudinal area, with varying altitudes and climates, is experiencing multiple different atmospheric conditions! Stop the presses(and the power plants powering them, and all other modern industry. But not in India or China, just in areas where it harms western nations.)
 
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