🗑️ Trashfire StyxHexenhammer666 / Tarl Warwick - Oddball Occultist Neckbeard (who can make some interesting content) + his many scorned exes

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If I were to give my honest assessment I'd say Styx effectively writes at a 3rd/4th grade level based on this sample.

He shows rudimentary understanding of grammar and how sentences are constructed but that's all. He seemingly has no mind for complex metaphor and his prose is so basic and uninteresting as to be virtually non existent. He also repeats himself throughout so It comes off more like a rage-fueled stream of consciousness as opposed to a thought out 'story'

I don't know why but these lines stuck out to me in particular. Its just so basic and childish like he struggles to express himself in anything other than blunt terms:


A troubled 12 year old with developmental delays wrote this
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Years ago he came out with a Substack he called "The Tarl Times," which was meant to amplify various issues for some reason, but they read like a stream of consciousness speech-to-text. It didn't work for Jack Kerouac and it certainly didn't work for owl-mad Cousin It. You might say he never cultivated a mature syntax.
 
With the Ralphamale and Digibro being arrested it is time for Tard to fall. Things always come in threes.
Bossman doesn't count because he felted the justice system and is a free man.
 
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I absolutely hate that I understood everything in this statement.
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Hoots, hoors, and homosexuals.

I'm starting to believe that the proverbial lolcow plot armor is starting to crack. Will Tarl be arrested, will Rekieta fail a piss test, will a scorned ex make an attempt on my life, will Kiwi Farms users be forced to become gainfully employed, get married, have kids, and become emotionally neglectful alcoholics who peaked in high school?

I'm here for it.
 
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Locust Day said:
Jesus, when are the fat guy and the stuttering cokehead going to get to the Styx content? I swear, they've been doing the Quartering for four hours! Every episode they devote hours to him! Is that profligate retard really such an endlessly fruitful source of mockery? Styx is a drunken pirate on the run from the law, with the mindset of an "edgy" adolescent and, seemingly, a constitutional incapacity for self-awareness. That's your A-material! Get to milking that cow, and stop wasting my time with the bearded, corpulent cheesehead!
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Did they ever get to it? They were still rambling about Magic cards into the wee hours of the morning, so I went to bed. The video won't even load now, like its gone.
 
General Insomnia said:
Will Tarl be arrested, will Rekieta fail a piss test, will a scorned ex make an attempt on my life, will Kiwi Farms users be forced to become gainfully employed, get married, have kids, and become emotionally neglectful alcoholics who peaked in high school?
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Find out next time, on TarlBall Z
 
General Insomnia said:
Your mother doesn't warm up your tendies? That's pretty sad, bro.



She may be temporarily unhoused, she may have lost access to a certain sexy gothic Vampirate, but once her YT career takes off, you're gonna wish you simped for #TeamTenneybrook (Home of the world famous Rutland Rotisserie)

I know shit is rough right now with your mother, and I know it's hard to fit in here since you aren't a big black bull like @GayResearchVlogger, @Ghostface Killah, and @General Insomnia, but if you need a hug, or a quick tug, and a small bump of fentanyl in the employee restroom at the Tenneybrook, all you have to do is ask, @TheTurdReich. I'd hate to see you come away thinking that nobody cares about your wellbeing.

See ya later, gator, or as Styx likes to say at the end of every video, "I'm RazörFist, God fucking speed!"
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If Nikki goes full schizo shaman and her videos are just her babbling in a trance casting curses at Styx then I will actually subscribe. If it's more of her complaining about being a victim of narcissistic abuse and how destitute she is and ebegging I'll pass

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White Christmas said:
Did they ever get to it? They were still rambling about Magic cards into the wee hours of the morning, so I went to bed. The video won't even load now, like its gone.
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Apparently they will get to him on Friday during the Fuck Ralph Festival part 2, electric boogaloo.
 
Don't worry guys, Stolass is just baiting Tarl into a false sense of security by getting the other two lolcows arrested first.

Alternatively, they're a message from the divine: your time's ticking, and that plot armor's only going to last so long.
 
TheTurdReich said:
Tarl, Quarterpounder and you are the only dudes I've ever seen who have an issue with Ashton so I'm going to assume you're a huge faggot
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..other than when he decided to call NewProject2 a work and fucked everybody who was on that before Dick had a chance to. I seem to recall Metokur and Josh having an issue with Ashton during that time.
 
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Tarl, Quarterpounder and you are the only dudes I've ever seen who have an issue with Ashton so I'm going to assume you're a huge faggot
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Many of the legitimate complaints about Ashton are old, not well organized, deal with hypocrisy, and happened behind the scenes. Remind you of anyone?
Lukie said:
Holy shit he is literally using a clanker to emotionally smooth himself.

What a fucking loser LMAO

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My friends were right, he's a skitzo. Only a matter of time before Grok has him skinning Mel and using her skin as a Tunic of Epidermis Sanguinis. AI psychosis is no laughing matter.
 
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