Ordinary sausage / Mr. Sausage - Internet sausage dad.

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The real Mrs. Sausage left a long time ago. She was tired of being called MRS SAUSAGE - she really did not like this. Ever since then, Mrs. Sausage has been Mr. sausage with nail polish, and a voice changer. He is completely psychotic. There is no Mrs. Sausage. She's figment of his imagination just like the Apple, Fermented Green Shark, and Doritos Dinosaur.
I prefer a more horror story approach. Mrs. Sausage didn't like being Mrs. Sausage. And Mr. Sausage didn't like that. Not one bit. So he made him some... Mrs. Sausage Sausage (that's the wife water)
 
I love this guys videos. Totally deranged and has remained true to form. Mark Boxallo niggas RISE UP.
 
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I feel like cheese might clash with vegemite, but I haven't had vegemite since I was a wee child. In my head it sounds as appealing as cheese on peanut butter and jelly lol
the Australians I know love cheese and vegemite but personally I have never had either that or marmite, so I have no opinion on the matter.
 
I would not call this a collab
I would call this gang shit. Just be thankful nobody was physically harmed in the making of this video
Good, HowToBasic is a boneless motherfucker that forgot how to do any basic jokes besides “really fast egg throwing in the garage while grunting”. Mr. Sausage is out here turning into the Colonel Kurtz of internet cuisine and I’d rather be at his compound where even though the meat’s got plastic in it there’s more variety than eggs and milk and shovels.
 
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