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Apologies if this has already been shared, I didn't see it in any Pickle Posts but may have missed it elsewhere.
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The body of the message that my sperm donor sent me is quoted at the bottom.

On one hand, it is nice to finally see him without the mask. ON the other hand. ewwwwww

This is from a man who belted me routinely until I was 17, and he started being afraid I would fight back.

This is from a man Who has never washed a dish or changed the diapers of any of the 7 children he pumped into my trad-wife mother.

This is from a man who has emotionally beaten my mother down to the point where She hasn't smiled in over a decade.

This is from a man who proudly attends a church that allows pedophiles near children. in fact, I was told by a convicted sex offender (He molested his six month old among others) that he would be praying for god to destroy me since I was now an enemy of god.

He sent this to me after I cut them out of my life and blocked them almost everywhere, because I had told my mother to stop trying to get information about me from other people in my life.

My children are happy and healthy and Jesus-free.
I apologize to them when I mess up.
I treat them with dignity and respect.

To him.. that us unacceptable.

"I understand that you didn't have the strength to be the man God called you to be so you abdicated your responsibilities leaving your sons unprotected. As bad as that is, compounding it by deciding that all it takes to be a woman is to wear frilly dresses, change the pitch of your voice and cry a bit more is insulting to your mother, sisters and indeed to all women. Your contempt for what it means to be a woman and your continual insults of women everywhere is felt by your mother. You will not be able to have any kind of meaningful relationship with her while you continue insulting and disrespecting her. Adding the insult of trying to use your son as a pawn in this sick charade (on top of the abuse you are heaping on him by not giving him guidance on how to navigate life or even how to grow to be a man) is pretty low. That you are too blind to see that the harm you doing is to your child and yourself and not the target you are really wanting to hurt is just pathetic. If you don't have the strength to be the man God called you to be, you certainly don't have anywhere near the strength needed to be a woman."
Father of the year.
 
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Oh no! But you look so professional! What happened?

I went to a job interview in Baltimore at a place called carchex basically dressed like this. I was wearing a black shirt that had a higher neckline and jacket and blue jeans. I felt like interview went really well but they let me know I didn't get the job. I have gone to every interview since I came as trans presenting as a woman but each one has turned me a way. Is it because I am trans? Like this company is a non customer facing call center that has a record of hiring at at 1:1 ratio mean that pretty much everyone they interview get hired but yet I was turned away. I just don't understand. Maybe I should just start doing interviews presenting male or something idk at this point.

It’s a blessing in disguise. The only open job vacancies at this company are in Cockeysville, which I daresay would be terribly triggering.
 
Apologies if this has already been shared, I didn't see it in any Pickle Posts but may have missed it elsewhere.
Fun fact: I did actually archive this post during one of my many hunts. I often deploy a spray-and-pray method of archiving posts that catch my eye; only during the posting process do I decide whether or not I can come up with the best way to present it. (I also review my findings to see if anyone is a recurrent character so that I can reference back to previous entries.) Sadly, the jar was empty of funny-brine when I got to this one, so I didn't share it. Still, absolutely based father - makes you wonder what went wrong during OP's childhood to make him turn out like this!
Thread tax.
To go along with the post theme of parental Ls, enjoy two different posts in which a father and a mother of two different clans must contend with the visceral disappointment of having their genetic ooze wasted as it grows from "bright-eyed baby with potential" into "gullible idiot with no prospects of a happy future doomed to mutilation."

Our first one involves a theyfab (i.e., a noncommittal pooner) whose mother - trained in psychology - struggles to understand why her daughter would be tempted towards the lifestyle of the bitch and lamest, which is something OP is ill-equipped to tackle without invoking a meltdown. "I've never in my life felt ashamed or afraid of who I am," writes OP; don't worry, you silly little girl, because as a nonbinary TiF you're about to be feeling this way a lot more often for a very, very long time!
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My mother didn't take it as well as it seemed

Two Fridays ago, my mother, my psychologist, and I had a conversation, and I revealed to her that I am non-binary, and she seemed to accept me well, she didn't cry or throw a tantrum, she just asked a few questions and said she would always love me
Yesterday was International Women's Day and I congratulated her, but I was surprised when she congratulated me back. I just made a awkward smile face and explained, "Mom, I'm not a woman."
I thought it was just a slip-up, it happens, but today she came to talk to me
She sat on my bed and said she couldn't accept it and didn't know how to deal with it, that she couldn't see me as a man (even though I have doubts sometimes, I've already said I'm not a man). I tried to calm her down and asked her what she couldn't understand or accept, and she couldn't explain it to me
She said what affected her the most was my binder. My grandmother had to have her breasts removed due to cancer, and she had to have two nodules removed, and that she was very sad to see me "suppressing" something that my grandmother wanted so much

At that point I was already feeling bad. Before, I was trying to cope with patience; I know it must be difficult for her, but it is for me too, and I started crying along with her. Finally, she asked me if I ever wanted to take hormones or have a mastectomy, and I said yes. I saw how she looked at me, as if I had betrayed her. I don't have the courage to say it was with disgust. She said, "I feel like I've failed as a mother," and that she had to talk to my father, even though I explicitly said that I wanted to talk to him and wasn't ready
I know my father won't accept it, I don't know what to do. I've never in my life, since I discovered myself, felt ashamed or afraid of who I am; this is the first time and idk what to do
At first, a FTM's father was supportive of her dreams of one day being a real boy (even going as far as to tattoo her stupid new moniker on his body), but when his son troons out due to her influence, a transphobic switch is flipped and Papa Bear sets out on a warpath because of it. In the comments, OP adds a bit more context: "He’s also caught up in the mathematics, and being like “if only 1% of the population is trans, what are the odds 2 of my kids are trans???”" she writes, also airing out his dirty laundry by revealing that her father is a recovering junkie who is the only one in his family to 1) have gotten divorced and 2) had his kids troon out and that even though he's trying his best to make up for his absence during her childhood, she would go no-contact with him if she could and that the only thing stopping her is not wanting to be in "financial jeopardy." (Because of cases like this, we're thinking of expanding Pickle's Law of a sack of doorknobs for every trans window/er to include parents of tranny kids, but the amendment is still in the works.)
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My dad turned into a TERF overnight and I need support

I thought my days of venting about trans issues on Reddit was over, but here we are. So my dad previously was my biggest ally. It took a bit, but we found our way, and he’s defended me vehemently from transphobic family members, been a huge supporter of trans rights, and even got my new name tattooed on his arm and made sure the tattoo artist was also a trans man.
But then my little sister came out to him.
In the same day that he came into my room in joyous tears that he was finally getting my aunt and uncle to call me my correct name, he screamed the most heinous vile transphobic/homophobic rhetoric and slurs at my poor sister all weekend until she went back to my mom’s house. He’s even started to rescind his support towards me and talking about how I’ll never get a real job and be able to support myself because the world is too bigoted and I brought this on myself ‘by choosing a difficult path.’
He also briefly talked about writing us out of his will if we didn’t find a way to financially support ourselves because he was tired of being too soft on us and letting us do whatever we want.
He even keeps flipping back and forth; it seemed like he was *marginally* getting better, moving towards progress, emailing a therapist for anger management and LGBTQIA+ issues, and then today during class emailed me a detrans article and begged me and my sister to reconsider ever getting surgery. I expected an apology but he snapped at me when he got home, saying I had no idea what it was like to have children wanting to mutilate themselves, comparing it to wanting to cut off a limb.

I really don’t know what I’m asking for here. Support? Kind words? Advice from parents who also have multiple trans kids letting me know me and my sister aren’t crazy? I have no idea.
I’m pretty much sick of his games at this point but I’m worried moving out will be a terrible financial decision because I’m in art school and feel like all my money should be saved for paying off my loans once I’m out. But I’m tired of feeling stressed in my own house because if he’s unpredictable with his anger issues, and if he’s in a bad mood he’ll knock on my door every 5 minutes to yell at me some more.
Honestly my dad turning into a TERF wasn’t even close to being on my 2026 bingo card.
 
No troonardo gets anything from me. I'm taking my uterus and everything else to my literal grave.
I unchecked the organ donor option on my driver’s license when I learned that women are disproportionately represented among organ donors while men are the primary recipients. That didn’t sit right with me considering how much women’s bodies are exploited even when we’re alive. Knowing that my uterus could be used as material for some frankentroon experiment without my consent on top of that? No fucking thanks.
 
I unchecked the organ donor option on my driver’s license when I learned that women are disproportionately represented among organ donors while men are the primary recipients. That didn’t sit right with me considering how much women’s bodies are exploited even when we’re alive. Knowing that my uterus could be used as material for some frankentroon experiment without my consent on top of that? No fucking thanks.
I took it off when I started seeing news about donors being taken off life support so someone could get their organs, and donors waking the fuck up before they could get their organs removed.
 
Now to think of it what would transgender man breast milk would taste like.
Horrifyingly, there are some individuals out there who have (unknowingly) tasted it.
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>The concept of being breastfed by your grandmother (or grandfather in this case) is highly disturbing to me. On that point, and maybe I’m old fashioned, but I don’t think that breastfeeding should be done by anyone except the biological mother. If she’s not available, feeding via formula should be the standard. I couldn’t stomach the idea of, say, my wife dying during childbirth and our baby being breastfed/bonded with some overworked spic nurse shortly after, despite her being a T&H woman.
>Man boob nipple pus riddled with cross-sex hormones and other drugs? Delicious and super nutritious for baby!
>Who cares about the infant- thank god the troon didn’t suffer any side effects! #priorities

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>NYP is quite pozzed, but at least they’re using TERF dog whistles now #progress. So this gooner troon was shopping around universities to find one that would help him slide deeper into his fetish? Cool.
>Christ, this abomination has been repeated four more times? (:_(

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>The daughter must be incarcerated, a heroin addict, or deeply mentally ill. Who the fuck would consent to allowing ANYONE who *volunteers* to breastfeed their newborn? Even if it’s a parent? And especially if it’s your creep show father who’s asking?
>MUH VALIDATION!! Ugh…this guy was probably sitting with the researchers, shedding tears and talking barely audibly about his euphoria, trying to come off like an uwu smol anime girlie. With a Buffalo Bill-esque baritone voice. Disgusting.
>ewwwwww

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>Of course, there’s a chance that the baby (babies also can’t consent to being a part of studies) was injured during this grotesque experiment carried out solely to inform and validate the fetishes of miscreant degenerates fit for death via Unit 731-style torture methods. So ethical!!

And a picture, cuz why not?
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Everyone (except the babies) involved in this, from the university researchers/admins, to the supervising doctors, to the troons and enabler “mothers,” needs to be wiped out in a mass execution. ISIS should be tasked with carrying it out. Behead from the front of the neck, please. Sinking the blade in from the rear can be less painful if nerve endings are disabled.
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Back on topic now? :christine:

This man is "bigender" meaning he can switch at will. Oh yes he can. :lit:

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Asspats in comments of course.
So…he’s basically a cross dresser who alternates his wardrobe depending on the day’s vibe? No hormones or surgeries? Still a goddamned faggot, but pretty vanilla when compared to the majority of what this thread showcases.
 
Oh no! But you look so professional! What happened?
Well, compared to her usual fit of crop top, miniskirt and fishnet stockings this was very professional.

wait, TERF is a slur? I thought it just meant "woman who doesn't want to share a changing room with a guy in a dress".

but I don’t think that breastfeeding should be done by anyone except the biological mother
I remember seeing this clip a long time ago, I thought it was neat she could help other women. Although this case is an exception, most non-own baby breastfeeders would be poor women.
 
Literally known multiple people who don’t care about politics and if they’ve thought about troons at all they just say “I don’t care it’s their life.”

Then a bunch of troons take over their gaming discord or join the MTG club or whatever and they become raging transphobes that would make the average kiwi farmer blush.
Nah bro it’s a rightwing conspiracy sponsored by J.K. Rowling, can’t possibly be the way they speak or act.
 
I unchecked the organ donor option on my driver’s license when I learned that women are disproportionately represented among organ donors while men are the primary recipients. That didn’t sit right with me considering how much women’s bodies are exploited even when we’re alive. Knowing that my uterus could be used as material for some frankentroon experiment without my consent on top of that? No fucking thanks.
I took it off when I started seeing news about donors being taken off life support so someone could get their organs, and donors waking the fuck up before they could get their organs removed.
Life protip: Bodies donated to forensic farms help more women than any medical research ever could.
Every day is international men's day.
 
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