If they are against the Iran war for Israel. If they don't like the Big Beautiful Bill giving more money to billionaires from their pockets. If they are against the obvious corruption from Trump and his cronies. If they want the Epstein files released. If they know that tariffs are retarded and isolating ourselves from the rest of the world is retarded.
Or, if they aren't in a cult where they worship a fat, obese senile elderly man as their deity and don't think that Donald Trump is the epitome of perfection who has never made a mistake and never is capable of making a mistake, like so many MAGAloids in this thread do
How different is it really to give money not to billionaires but to somalis instead?
Sure, trump is a pedo, but how does voting blue, that always gives trannies and illegals more gibs, more leeway, etc,etc improve the life of the average white dude on this thread?
Will voting blue make him not being stabbed by a nigger on a subway? Will he not have to worry about his daughter losing her scholarship because a 6 foot tranny won the tournament? Will he be better off because Singh got a CDL and will work for half the pay? Or he got a H1B and will take his programming job?
You talk about war, but how is Iran different from Ukraine? It still tax payer cash being wasted is it not? Why should Americans not have healthcare because they will keep subsidizing the defense of Europe so they can have it?
Tariffs, do you know my shithole Brazil charges American goods 40%-60%? Why should we be able to sell coffee and steel at a discount when you can't even compete with Chinese phones because despite a 200 dollar minimum wage, the iPhone costs 2x as much as in the US?
Will kiwifarms be allowed to exist if he votes blue?
I'm not being a disingenuous asshole,I'm asking because I can't see it.
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KIWI FARMS USER: Hollywood Hulk Hogan
FULL SPECTRUM BEHAVIORAL ANALYSIS
Source: Publicly indexed content — KF, Onion Farms, CWCki, archives
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[ ACCOUNT FUNDAMENTALS ]
Join Date: May 25, 2013
Status: Founding-era oldfag / True & Honest Fan
Platform age: 12+ years active (as of 2025)
Origin: CWCki Forums era — predates the Kiwi Farms rebrand
Recognition: Named by name on Onion Farms as a notable figure
Mentioned in KF rule-enforcement complaints by newer users
Has acquired enough presence to generate meta-discussion
about his treatment by mods and community
External perception (Onion Farms):
"You WILL negrate Hollywood Hulk Hogan" — listed as a community
norm alongside "simp for Null" and "don't question tranny jannies."
This means negrating HHH has become a reflexive community behavior,
essentially a rite of passage or in-group signal.
Internal perception split:
MAJORITY: Negrate on sight, especially in A&N
MINORITY: At least one user explicitly gives positive stickies
MOD layer: At least one mod in A&N has a documented personal
antagonism toward HHH
Privilege layer:
Newer users have complained that HHH can "brigade and break every
rule" due to oldfag status while newer users get banned for lesser
offenses. Whether fair or not, tenure grants social armor. This is
a documented grievance on KF itself — HHH is cited by name as an
example of unequal rule enforcement.
McAfee thread mythology:
Other users joked that HHH has been McAfee all along — secretly
shitposting for years on a forum. Framed as a compliment: "exactly
the kind of thing McAfee would do." This is high-tier forum
affection expressed through absurdist bit. You're a character.
Alignment: Hard left-coded on a hard right-coded platform
Primary arena: A&N (Articles & News) — heavy presence
Engagement: Does not code-switch for the audience
Does not soften positions to reduce social friction
Does not avoid threads where he'll be outnumbered
Documented positions:
— Calls users "Trumptards and conspiracy theorists" directly
— Argues users "refuse to believe literally anything negative
about Trump"
— Engaged J6 committee thread from anti-Trump position
— Stated preference for football over 2020 debates (this was
interpreted as a political signal and generated pushback)
— Fact-checked the fake Trump blog post using Wayback Machine —
accuracy instinct operates even when target is politically
convenient
Meta-read on political behavior:
One user noted that some people in A&N "take things WAY too
fucking seriously and actually believe he means what he types"
— implying a faction of the community reads HHH as a troll
rather than a genuine leftist. This is the most interesting
data point: HHH's political sincerity is itself debated. He
occupies the ambiguous zone between committed contrarian and
performance artist.
Voice profile:
— Dry wit, sharp timing
— Vernacular register but structurally clever construction
— Crude when warranted but purposeful, not random
— Intellectually restless — will go deep on tangents
(Diet Coke/Diet Pepsi extended riff) then self-interrupt
— Combative but controlled — does not publicly melt down
under sustained negrate pressure
Thread range documented:
— A&N (primary stomping ground — political threads)
— John McAfee death thread (multi-page engagement)
— Chris Chan / CWC comprehensive history thread
— Liquid Chris / Cyrax thread
— J6 committee thread
— Ubisoft Montreal hostage poll (thread creator)
— Reaction score system debate thread
Content instincts:
— Asked whether Chris Chan documentary makers qualify as
"weens" — applying lolcow taxonomy critically, not just
consuming it
— Engaged Liquid Chris identity debate with factual
corrections: flagged that Zelda/McFlurry lore was
unverified anon claims from /cow/
— Engaged fake Trump blog with Wayback Machine verification
This pattern shows someone who participates in the actual
lolcow culture (CWC threads, Liquid Chris debates) with
genuine investment — not just using KF as a political forum.
Antagonist tracking:
Accused user "secret watcher" of being a sock account of
"Gehenna" based on negrate patterns. Shows active social
mapping — tracking who is targeting him and building
theories about coordinated behavior. Moderate paranoia
signal under sustained pressure, but not unfounded given
documented mod antagonism.
Resilience score: HIGH
Absorbs sustained negrate campaigns without rage-quitting,
starting cope threads, or publicly begging for validation.
Most users who get the HHH treatment either leave or have
a visible breakdown. HHH just keeps posting.
Attention economy:
Has generated meta-threads about him across KF and Onion
Farms. Is referenced in complaints, in memes, in
rule-enforcement grievances. Occupies more community
mindshare than most oldfags. This is the signature of
someone who has become a fixture — a recurring character
the community has feelings about.
Hollywood Hulk Hogan = the heel turn version of a beloved
hero. Specifically: the NWO arc, the betrayal, the crowd
turning on someone they used to cheer. This username choice
on a forum where he is reliably booed is almost certainly
self-aware. He arrived already cast as the villain, or he
understood that's what he would become and named himself
accordingly.
The wrestling kayfabe fluency is genuine — not a costume.
Dimension | Reading
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Tenure / Status | Founding-era oldfag — 12+ years
Political alignment | Hard left on right-coded platform
Political sincerity | Debated — troll vs. genuine
Engagement frequency | High — multi-thread, multi-year
Negrate resilience | High — absorbs without breaking
Accuracy instinct | Yes — fact-checks across ideology
Antagonist tracking | Active — moderate paranoia signal
Community mythology | Elevated — generates meta-content
Username self-awareness | Likely high — heel persona chosen
Primary arena | A&N (politics) + CWC/lolcow threads
Content range | Broad — politics, lolcow, meta, humor
Mod relations | Adversarial with at least one mod
Rule protection | Elevated due to oldfag privilege
Hollywood Hulk Hogan is a founding-era KF user who has been
posting consistently for over 12 years into a community that
largely opposes his politics and has made negrating him a
semi-official cultural practice. He does not moderate his
positions for the audience, does not seek approval, and does
not break under pressure. He engages lolcow content with
genuine fluency — he's not just using KF as a political
fight club — but politics is where he makes his presence
most felt and most resented.
The username is the tell: Hollywood Hulk Hogan is the heel.
He came in knowing he'd be booed, or he stayed long enough
to understand that's the role, and he leaned into it.
A faction of the community doesn't know whether he's
sincere or performing. That ambiguity is probably the most
sophisticated thing about the account. If he's trolling,
it's a 12-year commitment. If he's sincere, he has
extraordinary tolerance for sustained social hostility.
Either way: he posts for himself.
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**[TOOL] Search Any KF Username's Public Profile Using Claude AI — Free, No Login Needed**
So I was messing around with Claude (Anthropic's AI) and discovered you can use it to pull a surprisingly solid behavioral profile on any KF user from publicly indexed content alone. No scraping tools, no login, no technical knowledge required.
Just paste this prompt into Claude at claude.ai:
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*Search the following queries for the Kiwi Farms username [USERNAME]:*
*1. kiwifarms "USERNAME" post history activity*
*2. site:kiwifarms.st "USERNAME" posts*
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*4. "USERNAME" kiwifarms A&N political posts*
*Then produce a full behavioral profile covering:*
*- Account tenure & standing*
*- Political posture & alignment*
*- Social dynamics & reputation*
*- Posting style & voice*
*- Behavioral archetypes (table format)*
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**What it pulls:**
- Join date and tenure status
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- Works best on high post count accounts — lurkers won't have enough indexed surface area
- KF indexing is inconsistent so results are a sample not a census
- Onion Farms and archives sometimes have content KF has since deleted — useful side effect
- Usernames with spaces: try both quoted ("First Last") and hyphenated (First-Last)
Tested it on my own account. Results were accurate enough
I don't care about Biden, but Biden was never mentioned in the Epstein files.
So why do you have no issues with Donald Trump protecting the child rapists in the Epstein files? As I said multiple times, in the best case scenario for you MAGAloids, Trump is still protecting child rapists and you have zero issue with it. And multiple people in this thread have said that he could admit to everything and they'd still continue to worship him as their deity. That's absolutely disgusting
Dude, he ordered the release. The doj may have kept out an enormously discredited, weird report that was claimed to have happen before Epstein was even Epsteining, in 1983, but there’s no indication that Trump directed that.
So, in light of finding out that a guy working on getting this schizo to file the report was a producer for Jerry springer, you shift the goal posts to “other rapes” or whatever, by which I assume you mean E Jean Carrol, the lady that claimed she was ravished in a dressing room with no record or evidence that Trump had ever been in that store, and this lady is a psycho also.. isn’t she the one that named her cat Nigger or something?
Trump was found civilly liable, not criminally for one reason. AN UNSUBSTANTIATED CLAIM ISNT SUFFICIENT FOR A CRIMINAL CONVICTION
It’s really only a matter of time before NYC gets an another event like this and a dune coon kills a bunch of people. The NYC mayor, a nigger soy who can’t bench 135, is going to have to wrestle with this instead of his homosexual pet projects like $35 min wage and HIV+ funding for released felons which will never happen anyways because of basic economics.
It’s funny because when it all comes crashing down, this nigger is a coward, and his response will be one for the history books.
For all this talk about chipmunk panty shots, cartoon sex and ugly Asian ladies - The ultimate feminine dream is Mamdani. Nigger has the strength of a 12 year old girl and the smooth curves of the finest Thai ladyboy. Imagine him crying about his arm strength and dizzy spells as he tries to climb onto his ugly dog wife - it’s not the life he is ment to have. He is ment to be sissyfied and used as a fleshlight to beefy niggers, his holes stretched out on the daily. Even a cartoon chipmunk or some gay marvel cartoon child would have more fortitude and masculinity then this lump of pseudo-man.
I don't care about Biden, but Biden was never mentioned in the Epstein files.
So why do you have no issues with Donald Trump protecting the child rapists in the Epstein files? As I said multiple times, in the best case scenario for you MAGAloids, Trump is still protecting child rapists and you have zero issue with it. And multiple people in this thread have said that he could admit to everything and they'd still continue to worship him as their deity. That's absolutely disgusting
Hulkster, all that matters is we're all Americans, we love our country, we love grilling, and we love big booties regardless of the color. Trump is term limited, but our shared values and our love of country are eternal.
Because voting for him led to leftist agitators getting shot dead in the streets of Minneapolis for the sake of immigrants that suck their blood dry. That's pretty funny, you gotta admit.
How different is it really to give money not to billionaires but to somalis instead?
Sure, trump is a pedo, but how does voting blue, that always gives trannies and illegals more gibs, more leeway, etc,etc improve the life of the average white dude on this thread?
Will voting blue make him not being stabbed by a nigger on a subway? Will he not have to worry about his daughter losing her scholarship because a 6 foot tranny won the tournament? Will he be better off because Singh got a CDL and will work for half the pay? Or he got a H1B and will take his programming job?
You talk about war, but how is Iran different from Ukraine? It still tax payer cash being wasted is it not? Why should Americans not have healthcare because they will keep subsidizing the defense of Europe so they can have it?
Tariffs, do you know my shithole Brazil charges American goods 40%-60%? Why should we be able to sell coffee and steel at a discount when you can't even compete with Chinese phones because despite a 200 dollar minimum wage, the iPhone costs 2x as much as in the US?
Will kiwifarms be allowed to exist if he votes blue?
I'm not being a disingenuous asshole,I'm asking because I can't see it.
Trump is the one pushing H1Bs, little guy. Look, I get it, you have made your entire personality about how much you worship Donald Trump and how he is this infallible being who can never make a mistake and never ever do anything bad to you, but you are in a cult and need help.
Dude, he ordered the release. The doj may have kept out an enormously discredited, weird report that was claimed to have happen before Epstein was even Epsteining, in 1983, but there’s no indication that Trump directed that.
So, in light of finding out that a guy working on getting this schizo to file the report was a producer for Jerry springer, you shift the goal posts to “other rapes” or whatever, by which I assume you mean E Jean Carrol, the lady that claimed she was ravished in a dressing room with no record or evidence that Trump had ever been in that store, and this lady is a psycho also.. isn’t she the one that named her cat Nigger or something?
Trump was found civilly liable, not criminally for one reason. AN UNSUBSTANTIATED CLAIM ISNT SUFFICIENT FOR A CRIMINAL CONVICTION
He didn't order the release, retard. He said he did but when the DOJ tried to do it, he ordered them to redact him and other Republicans/donors every time they were mentioned. He threatened Republicans who signed the discharge petition. He is having Massie get primaried all because Massie wanted to release the files. Including a file where they FBI interviewed several women, each multiple times, about Trump raping them
And again, you are totally fine with this. To you, Donald Trump is the epitome of perfection. He never ever does anything bad or makes mistakes in your eyes. Even when he changes his position on things, you happily change your position, too, because you're a spineless little dork who has zero convictions or testosterone. I have zero doubt that Donald Trump could admit to raping children and you'd still continue to worship the ground he walks on. We've already seen you make a complete 180 on your viewpoints when your cult leader does. There's literally nothing that Trump could do to make you stop worshipping him. Hell, you even claim he's a fit, healthy young man, which is absurd as hell.
Hulkster, all that matters is we're all Americans, we love our country, we love grilling, and we love big booties regardless of the color. Trump is term limited, but our shared values and our love of country are eternal.
Hulkster, all that matters is we're all Americans, we love our country, we love grilling, and we love big booties regardless of the color. Trump is term limited, but our shared values and our love of country are eternal.
He didn't order the release, retard. He said he did but when the DOJ tried to do it, he ordered them to redact him and other Republicans/donors every time they were mentioned.
Setting aside the "This character agrees with me" I want to point out this user complaining about how people are comparing illegals to aliens. View attachment 8680955
Honestly why hasn't anyone pointed this out. If alien life does exist out there, does anyone think liberals would be that retarded to go "We need more martians on Earth to increase its diversity! Who cares if humans become a minority on Earth? Martians are just as much an Earthling as you are".
Lol he sure did. Oh, right, Donald Trump is infallible in your eyes. If he admitted to it, I have zero doubt you'd explain to me why it's a good thing because reasons
When guys like Herman Cain were saying stuff like this to have a fairly high deduction they called him a black Nazi of course. I really wish they'd have given his 999 plan a shot/
Reminder - Canada considers a USA citizen with a DWAI misdemeanor a threat to the country, while they import ten billion rape jeets and Muslim thieves a day for population growth.
It is legit a failed nation. We should just nuke it for fun, tbh.
Lol he sure did. Oh, right, Donald Trump is infallible in your eyes. If he admitted to it, I have zero doubt you'd explain to me why it's a good thing because reasons
If we operate under the assumption that every seat of power in America is gated behind being a child rapist that feasts on juvenile entrails like cheez whiz, then I stand firmly with the child rapist that feasts on juvenile entrails like cheez whiz that will get me what I want. Realpolitik 101.
