🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[cans.wav]

They filed the probation violation Friday... The day he skipped a piss test.

 

[Fungible penis]

truism:

Gambling offline?
You're doing some time.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

LONG INTERMISSION ERA OF BOSSMAN STARTS NOW

 

[WelperHelper99]

Not sure what he expected just going crack crazy a week after he got home from rehab.

I think he just wanted crack at all costs

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

If you're reading this thread in 2 years, hope Bossman comes back and gives you a great gamba sesh. We are gonna miss some fallen soldiers but it's been a good ride.

 

[Homeboy Bob Proctor]

Didn't the probation officer know he couldn't do the piss test on Friday because he had to get ready for the talent show.

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

They filed the probation violation Friday... The day he skipped a piss test.
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To be fair, he would've pissed radioactive if he went on Friday. So he was fucked either way. But they might've been more lenient if he actually showed up, I guess.

 

[escampar]

Are we FINALLY free of the MATI Bossman segments??
I've really been wishing for more reddit rants
jk pls don't go bj T_T

 

[Ratkid5580]

Can I get a TL;DR on why he’s in court? At work and unable to binge 2500 pages of lore.

 

[Penguin Soldier]

I think he just wanted crack at all costs

The mind of an addict is a wild thing. Do we know if he was regularly using throughout the entire 9 years between his first arrest the one last year? Or was it a habit he picked back up in the lead up to it.

 

[OFEHOI2]

Guess its illegal for a whiteboy to get a little motion, damn

 

[The Punished Mitch]

 

[Bawbag]

The day the gamba died.

 

[Homeboy Bob Proctor]

So hes got a new case for skipping the piss test and thats what they wrote the arrest warrant for

 

[WiggerCEO]

so wrong. he does NOT deserve to be treated like this.

 

[Figurative For Figurative]

David Bowie - Space Oddity

o7

so.mp4

Touching end to Season 8. Thanks to all the people active in Keno Kasino that made this time a good one. I hope we get more seasons after this, despite the odds o7

DMV tomorrow?

 

[Otis Boi]

Bossman is a good example of why the war of drugs is bullshit. So what if he does Crack. He is supporting his local black population, is 100% self segregated from normal members of society, and is endless entertainment for millions to enjoy.

Free my Nigga bossman.

 

[The Jewel of the Nile]

it's over

 

[Dirty Carpet Nug]

On what charge, enjoying a succulent crack rock?

 

[RougeRed]

Can I get a TL;DR on why he’s in court? At work and unable to binge 2500 pages of lore.

He hit his dad during an argument. His dad called the cops. They showed up as his mother was giving him a ride back from his crack dealer. He has refused to stop smoking crack and weed, so he keeps failing piss tests from his parole officer.