🃏 Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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When will Bossman get back on the (crack)rocks

  • Less than a month

    Votes: 494 51.9%

  • 1-3 months

    Votes: 136 14.3%

  • 3-6 months

    Votes: 31 3.3%

  • 6-12 months

    Votes: 5 0.5%

  • Type 5 if you don't care about any of that lame drugs shit I'm gonna be clean forever bros

    Votes: 285 30.0%
  • Total voters
    951
  • Poll closed .
Most bond conditions for drug offences like he has, (as MANY as he has), say NO Drugs or alcohol while out on bond as well as a bunch of other conditions that we don't know about, so unless this place is just a dirtbag awful type of facility, the Judge or probation officer is almost certainly getting a cup of his nasty piss. Judges DO NOT appreciate being spat at when they allow you to bond out which is a privilege. My guess is the state also has heard from some rats and have had clips sent so they are going to make sure Bossmans little pee pee comes out, just incase the Judge forgets. The one thing he has going for him is these types of laws are different state by state and Virginia may be very lax when it comes to this shit. Most of the Judge shit I watch takes place in Texas.
 
For all the offline gamba he's given us

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SandyCat said:
Do we still get the civic if he goes to jail
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There never was a Civic, dewd. :(

Noah beat our boy at tic tac toe - twice. Noah knows Austin is retarded and wouldn’t last the 2 months, and if by some miracle he did, he would find an excuse to put the balance in his shuffle account in 5-10 chunks, and we all know how that would end.
 
It's wild to me how rapidly and utterly bossman lurches from highs to low. One day he's up fat 57k and making fun of his ex best friend for not having enough money to buy a cheeseburger, the next day he doesn't have a dollar to his name and he's crying on cam about going back to jail.

Boss just straight up lives in the moment like some kind of zen master. No thought to the future, just gamba highs and crack come downs.

I sure do hope the rats of the justice system keep their greedy little paws off fortuna's wheel and they sentence him to 10,000 hours community service livestreaming his gambling and crack binges.
 
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It's wild to me how rapidly and utterly bossman lurches from highs to low. One day he's up fat 57k and making fun of his ex best friend for not having enough money to buy a cheeseburger, the next day he doesn't have a dollar to his name and he's crying on cam about going back to jail.

Boss just straight up lives in the moment like some kind of zen master. No thought to the future, just gamba highs and crack come downs.

I sure do hope the rats of the justice system keep their greedy little paws off fortuna's wheel and they sentence him to 10,000 hours community service livestreaming his gambling and crack binges.
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He is truly a zen master. I aspire to attain his level of presence and dare I say enlightenment. Nameste. 🙏
 
Attractive Sexhaver said:
It's wild to me how rapidly and utterly bossman lurches from highs to low. One day he's up fat 57k and making fun of his ex best friend for not having enough money to buy a cheeseburger, the next day he doesn't have a dollar to his name and he's crying on cam about going back to jail.

Boss just straight up lives in the moment like some kind of zen master. No thought to the future, just gamba highs and crack come downs.

I sure do hope the rats of the justice system keep their greedy little paws off fortuna's wheel and they sentence him to 10,000 hours community service livestreaming his gambling and crack binges.
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Boss is spiritually a nigger. In his mind consequences do not exist because the Boss that will exist five minutes from now is the not the same Boss that is currently inhabiting his body. "Dats anotha nigga." It's the same reason niggers always respond to being caught with "I didn't do that." In their mind they really didn't do it because the nigga five minutes ago that committed the crime ain't the same nigga that is now being arrested. When a black woman exclaims "MY SON IS A GOOD BOY! HE DIDN'T DO NUFFIN!" she's telling the truth, or at least how she experiences it at that time.

Boss is a black man that didn't do nuffin trapped in a upper middle class White man's body and hopefully through enough heroic doses of crack he can finally break free.
 
BACK WITH ANOTHER CERTIFIED AUTISM CLASSIC! BOSS IS NOT FEELING SO HOT. THIS WILL COVER ALL STREAMS 3/9. Going back to jail again edition.
AUTISM NEWS NETWORK: I HAVE NO LIFE IN CASE YOU DO.

I like to keep things comprehensive here at ANN. Some portions of these clips may appear in the thread already, but we will try to rehash as little as possible. The people's network! I want to give an extremely special shoutout to one of KK's finest @Drama Fan for their tireless clipping throughout the streams today. I decided to learn how to use Shotcut so I can edit more better.

He loves being a morning person :). Winning fat cash on Lux while felting the rats. Seemingly endless hours of rapping, holy fuck it never ends. You know how we feel about rapping "content" at ANN.////// <---This will be used going forward to denote commentary for video 1 from that for video 2. We got like 40 minutes 'til reload which should be enough time to make the DMV. Boss makes a sincere promise to only degen gamble on stream from now on. Goes afk for 30 minutes. Ratdad decides Austin hasn't experienced enough trauma. Money's in. Big slot spins. Money's out.



Losing was a formality today, as Austin is a born loser. Did you know he used to skate! "Okay I'm done rapping" ad infinitum. ////// The real story is the sheer amount of real and raw emotions from Big Boss. The truth is finally coming out, and we might be without our boy for a while :(. The legal system is fully stacked against Austin. Drug addicts are the real victims. Blubbering like the massive bitch he is. I couldn't include all the crying, tried to get the best ones lol. Back to jail nontent junkie.



I HATE EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU!!!!! *Plays Sneed Honey to break out of his funk* ////// Noah won't let our boy win, even on his last day of freedom. :null: rides in like a knight in shining armor. Juices up the Big Boss like the paypig he is. Will this save the day? No he fucking lost it all dewd and he didn't even play Hot Ross or Toshi :bossman:. Credit to unpaid intern Bruno for restream.




I love unpaid interns. Post stream analysis.
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Stay based and stay grounded. :semperfidelis:
Nugget re-watch meter- It's the finale go watch it yah bum!
We take viewer complaints suggestions seriously at ANN. Opacity reduced or some shit. DM complaints if you want or post in profile. Anyone saying "videos only" will be binned. Reduced nigger opacity between section 1 and 2.
If this truly is the end, it has been my honor.
 
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