Does Gunt actually think that anyone believes Kaibella was interested in Salah in any way other than baiting him and collecting receipts?
Chantal believes that everyone, including kaibella who has outwardly and repeatedly stated she was just fucking with Chantal, wants her gorgeous, handsomest man, because she's demented and extremely mentally ill. She's also incapable of understanding others' motivations, realities, or perspectives if they differ even slightly from her own because she's stupid and probably some flavor of psychopath.
She really believes she's purchased herself a valuable prize, even though she knows he is objectively ugly, has a fucked up little dick, and an overgrown mess of ass hair that requires routine medical intervention, so of course Kaibella and all the tree ladies are tripping over themselves trying to get a piece of that crucifix-fucking, poop-slinging action. It's also why she believes that when a fast food employee gives her extra sauce because they rightly recognize upon seeing her that she will demand it if not given freely, that they want her desperately. She's just that crazy, and too bereft of brain cells to produce one critical thought.
Anyway, I'm sad wobbles died, but it was inevitable. I do love that she blocked everyone for telling her she can't resell it because she pooped on it. She kept screaming "I didn't poop on it!" Even though she streamed it live for all the world to see. Then when she realized that wouldn't fly she insisted all reused scooters are sold covered in diarrhea because of the incontinent old people who ride them. So... that'll show us? It's normal to shit all over a scooter, break it with your heft, and re-sell it covered in diarrhea you dumb, fucking haters!
