You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

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$50 dollars? That had better come with a hooker.
Has to be in a big city that does absurd surge pricing. Food delivery apps are full to the brim with scummy upsells for this shit. Best part is the thirdie who is likely carrying your food is getting next to none of this. So it means everyone in the chain of fast food worker > delivery stooge > lazy customer is getting pissed on.

It drives me apeshit realizing how much they'll upcharge you for this stuff and they'll then ask you for a tip on top of it. How about you give a slightly larger slice of the excessive fee you're forcing so its not ONLY mongoloids being forced to carry this shit?!
 
There's been plenty of complaining about furbabies/cat/dog mom etc. I just got an ad for Miracle Gro that, without a hint of irony or humor, uttered the phrase "plant parent"
 
Has to be in a big city that does absurd surge pricing. Food delivery apps are full to the brim with scummy upsells for this shit. Best part is the thirdie who is likely carrying your food is getting next to none of this. So it means everyone in the chain of fast food worker > delivery stooge > lazy customer is getting pissed on.

It drives me apeshit realizing how much they'll upcharge you for this stuff and they'll then ask you for a tip on top of it. How about you give a slightly larger slice of the excessive fee you're forcing so its not ONLY mongoloids being forced to carry this shit?!
For context when I went grocery shopping this week I paid less than that for about 4 pounds of sirloin tender steaks.
For the two of us that's three good meals of steak for the price of a chicken tenders her and I would split and still be hungry afterwards.
 
My girlfriend gives people tickets for that because it's fucking moronic, and it's called obstruction of a pedestrian pathway and more cops need to give tickets for it instead of bullshit stuff like tail lights.

I'm so sick of it. They always chicken out and it becomes a bigger problem because I can't get to the sidewalk and I always end up going around because they refuse to just turn. I've seen someone do that once when I was crossing with a bike rider. The bike rider kept telling the driver to turn because they were unable to go around, and the driver ended up finally going when we were closer to the car.

They're assholes.
 
I'm so sick of it. They always chicken out and it becomes a bigger problem because I can't get to the sidewalk and I always end up going around because they refuse to just turn. I've seen someone do that once when I was crossing with a bike rider. The bike rider kept telling the driver to turn because they were unable to go around, and the driver ended up finally going when we were closer to the car.

They're assholes.
They do that and it's illegal as fuck because now you are forced to either go behind the car which is dangerous, walk out in front of the car where you can get hit by a car coming the other way, and you're completely fucked on a bike.
Tickets for blinkers are stupid because that's on the driver. You can still signal with your hand what kind of turn you're making. When you block the crosswalk like that you're actually putting the pedestrians around you in danger.
Of course if somebody's turning my girlfriend really doesn't care, it's the people that actually pull really far up at a red light and just sit there because they're going straight and block the crosswalk the entire red light.
 
For context when I went grocery shopping this week I paid less than that for about 4 pounds of sirloin tender steaks.
For the two of us that's three good meals of steak for the price of a chicken tenders her and I would split and still be hungry afterwards.
That's an actual thing I have noticed. If you're getting your food from a restaurant or fast food joint its insanely expensive. If you get the ingredients yourself the cost is actually improving depending on what it is.
 
A gripe from back when I was a (stalker) child: being told to answer the phone. It was never for me, I always ended up just passing it to my parents, but each time I'll be told to answer it by them. That, and being made to do phone orders without any of the information. Every single question I'd just have to repeat to my parents, then repeat the answers on the phone. Why make me a pointless middle man?
My parents would make me walk around and ask what everyone wanted, then had me place the call.
 
I have a hair that keeps growing back on the side of my nose no matter how many times it gets pulled out at the root.
I have a recurring, wiry black hair, that looks ginger in certain lighting, a lot like my stubble, on my right upper shoulder. Originally, as a boy, it was on me arm, but it must have moved as I built up muscle mass as I grew into adulthood. It's weird. Seriously. It's almost like a leftover antennae, like I'm a distant relative of the guy who's Dylan Lokensgard, in X-Files' Lord of the Flies episode.

Err... actually, I might try to take a picture one day, if I can get a good angle.

There's been plenty of complaining about furbabies/cat/dog mom etc. I just got an ad for Miracle Gro that, without a hint of irony or humor, uttered the phrase "plant parent"
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They do that and it's illegal as fuck because now you are forced to either go behind the car which is dangerous, walk out in front of the car where you can get hit by a car coming the other way, and you're completely fucked on a bike.
Tickets for blinkers are stupid because that's on the driver. You can still signal with your hand what kind of turn you're making. When you block the crosswalk like that you're actually putting the pedestrians around you in danger.
Of course if somebody's turning my girlfriend really doesn't care, it's the people that actually pull really far up at a red light and just sit there because they're going straight and block the crosswalk the entire red light.

I feel like it's because they chicken out, but then it's when they sit there like dumbasses when it annoys me. They have plenty of time to move and turn and instead they force the pedestrians to move out of the way of their cars.

Even more annoying, as you yourself said- it always happens when I'm on my bike. Which means I either have to ride my bike in front of the car or behind it.

Most of the time they blocked the entire crossing section which is why it annoyed me. The entire part of it. Fuck anyone who does that shit.

I recently had an experience where some dumbass was waiting at the red light and like an asshole, they were sitting at the crosswalk, they were blocking me when I was walking, and they refused to back up so I had to move.
 
It's 2026 and there's still some dumb bitch I see around my work that wears a mask.
To be fair, COVID's peak turned a lot of seniors who already worried about catching something into full blown germaphobes. I'm willing to cut the seniors some slack for that, but the younger crowd who still wear masks daily out of indoctrination deserve a head shake of disgust.

It's funny when you see someone wearing a mask while they're driving in their car alone.
Even when mask wearing was mandatory around here, I never drove masked up in my own car. If I was driving between two places requiring masks, I might keep it on but off my face for convenience, but I thought it was stupid to be masked up in a vehicle - especially driving solo.

A few weeks ago guy from my bank calls me and tells me he's my new rep. He's white. This is amazing since all my bank seems to do is hire jeets these days. We set up a meeting so I can discuss some things I need.

Today the manager of the bank calls me to tell me the guy is out of the office and can she swap another person in for the meeting. "Fine," I say. She tells me it's someone named "Avi".

Avi? Am I getting one of the Chosen People?

Avi calls me and it's a woman. I'm confused by her accent. She tells me to submit all of the documentation I already submitted to the first person. So that means nothing I asked for to be done a few weeks ago, was started. She gives me her email address.

I Google her last name. Sure enough, she's a fucking jeet. I delete her email. No way a jeet is going to take control of the Zyklon C fortune. I'm still pissed that nothing got done that I fucking asked for.
As local and regional banks were acquired by or merged with bigger banks, they were no longer staffed with locals you knew and trusted because they worked there for years at a time. Heavy turnover and more minority hires became the norm so much so it seems like one never sees the same rep twice over any extended period of time. This happened at my bank where I personally knew a rep for years before she took a buyout in conjunction with a merger. Since then, it's been a revolving door of random people who rarely stay long-term and care more about performance metrics (thanks, Corporate America!) than genuine customer service.

I kinda hate it when people with very thick accents have zero self-awareness and get offended when others don't understand what they are saying. Having an accent sucks ass, I get that. I have a Nordic one when I speak English.
When Russians fled en masse and many took residence in the nearby senior citizen tower, none of them spoke a lick of English but they could say "two boxes" and shove two fingers in the faces of the volunteers distributing monthly food boxes to low-income seniors. Meanwhile, they overwhelmed the only bilingual resident in the building when nobody understood them waving and ranting in Russian.

It's cold as shit and I have to dress in layers again.
The weather here has gone schizo: cold to warm and back again near-daily to the point the people I know with seasonal allergies are sniffling and struggling with sinus headaches.

Self appointed bosses.
X will be the name of someone I work with who is a contract worker - and is proud to boast about that fact - who thinks she some how gets to boss bona fide employees around when the owner is out of the office. When the owner plans time off, we get reminded X is not the boss and has no authority over anyone else no matter how much X believes otherwise.

Being told I have "too much free time" by family/coworkers whenever I talk about xyz autistic personal projects I engage in after work that aren't doomscrolling on my phone or watching netflix or whatever the fuck.
I've been told something similar by friends I otherwise get along with. I can understand someone having little to no interest in my leisure activities, but they can't expect me to take any sort of interest in theirs if they want to be dismissive of mine.

Time change each fall and spring. I don't care about the change itself, but it really grinds my gears to hear people talk about it every goddamn six months, see a million articles about, hear faggot politicians bloviate about abolishing it. I'm over it. Get fucked. Shit or get off the pot.
I hate the doomposting about DST causing harm and health issues every single time we change the time. How did people manage to adjust in the past with no adverse effects? Probably because the media didn't sow so much doom and gloom over it and everything else back then.

I am fucking disgusted, not with BAFTA, but with every single solitary cunt who made that man feel unwelcome on what should have been a great night for him.
I agree with whomever said nobody wants to stand up for the disabled in situations such as these. For all the people who fling the word ablist around as freely as possible, they are same ones acting ablist themselves with their unrealistic expectations that this guy somehow control tics that happen at uncontrollable times and locations.

Finding a basic office supply that isn't terrible took no time, effort, or thought a decade ago. Now everything has gone to shit, and I have to devote brainpower to fucking paper weight and notepad sizing standards.
I've seen the same decline in office supply quality firsthand when I order stuff. From thinner paper and packing tape to plastic storage bins that crack just by looking at them the wrong way, it's frustrating to see quality decrease in inverse proportion to the rising prices. When I do have to pay more for something of acceptable quality, it feels more like a splurge than buying an everyday essential item.

Brick and mortar stores trying to become amazon. If I'm looking for an item at a brick and mortar store, it's because I want to go and physically pick it up. I don't want to see "online only", or I would have gone to an online store you fuck.
I can't agree enough ✅. My mom wanted the most basic, old-school style cassette player to replace the one that stopped working. Every brick and mortar store I checked had it as a online-only item with the in-store stock being larger models with unwanted and unnecessary features. I really hate how anyone wanting the simplest of items is now treated as an outlier with needless bells and whistles being the norm.

Uber is a waste of money and a fucking scam.

A month ago my car was in disrepair, and I planned on taking an Uber to work and back. That shit would have cost me $80. I only live 20 minutes away. I just took the day off and repaired my car.

I don't understand people that live in cities, give up having a car, and take Uber everywhere. Do they mostly just rely on buses and trains? Uber is a fucking scam and I'd rather just pay for a car. It's more convenient too.
Someone I know has the misguided belief it's cheaper to take Uber to/from work than it is to maintain a vehicle of their own. Somehow, I'm doubting the math on that.

Similarly, I'm hearing many teens are choosing not to take driver's ed because they think it's easier or better to use Uber type services than it is to drive themselves anyplace.

I'm not buying them a $110 trash can. Fuck that. I'll still get them something, but that does grind my gears.
I hate any sort of gift list (birthday, wedding, etc) that has overpriced items such as this with the absolute expectation everyone will buy those items. Even if it may be seen as tacky, I'd rather give cash commensurate with how well I know/like the person as someone else posted.

Could be worse, it could be a recurring weekly meeting on Monday at 10am to talk about what you're going to be doing for the week.
Before it went belly up, one place I worked at had two status meetings a day even when there was nothing new to report. On top of that, I was also required to submit an end of day status email which I proved went unread when I was called at home on a day off about a topic that would have been resolved without calling me had the senior staff read the email I sent the day before in which I explicitly explained what to do about it in my absence. I don't think they liked me pointing that out the next day, but I didn't care at that point.

TT: The city allowing a main roadway to fill with potholes and bad driving conditions to justify the road diet it wants to do in the near future. Worse is the fact the project would add bike lanes when there are underutilized ones on a parallel road a couple of blocks away.
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As local and regional banks were acquired by or merged with bigger banks, they were no longer staffed with locals you knew and trusted because they worked there for years at a time. Heavy turnover and more minority hired became the norm so much so it seems like you never see the same rep twice over any extended period of time. This happened at my bank where I personally knew a rep for years before she took a buyout in conjunction with a merger. Since then, it's been a revolving door of random people who rarely stay long-term and care more about performance metrics than genuine customer service.
That's been my exact experience since just before the unnameable virus of unknown origins. I've had so many that I've frankly lost track. I don't expect this current guy to stay very long either and I'll truly be stuck with nothing but subhumans.
 
I will describe in passionate detail what grinds my gears here.

People who are... "outspoken". The pub bore types who believe that they must air their opinion on every single detail of controversial and divisive wedge issues that the popular media manufacture outrage around like it's the word of God Himself, all in public, whether online or offline. You always know where they stand, because they openly display it as their FB profile picture or tell you within five or ten minutes of conversation.

They are virtually always left-wing populist, right-wing populist, or just vaguely populist, as they don't have anywhere near the amount of cognitive complexity required to spout even a coherent, comprehensive hard-right or hard-left worldview, let alone the centre-right, centrist or centre-left worldviews that they usually consider to be for "sheep". All that, of course, would require not being maniacally obsessed with just one or two bugbears (usually to do with immigration, Israel/Palestine or minorities, whether that's in support or opposition) that aren't relevant to the vast majority of people in their day-to-day lives. That would also require the ability to handle getting negative and positive feedback on a wide set of opinions instead of only one type on a more limited set.

Ironically, these people often tend to cast things like public schools, universities, the print media or the BBC as the elite they believe is conspiring against them, claiming or insinuating that they're out to brainwash people for nefarious ends, despite the fact that they are often political cultists who treat Farage or Corbyn or Polanski or Lowe as secular messiahs and hang onto their every word on whatever they have a bee in their bonnet about. They never, ever realise the contradictory and hypocritical nature of this behaviour.

These kinds of people, despite priding themselves on their "common sense" and "telling it like it is" stuff, have often gained their opinions not through real-world experience, not through facing situations where they had to let go of their precious ego and rigid mindset and actually be adaptable and flexible for a change, but through histrionic slogans and exaggerated memes. They are the epitome of the cultural infantilisation that has set in since the mid-20th century and are therefore among the most annoying of people to deal with, and I've had to cut ties with a few of these types in the past.

I actually slightly respect the far-left and the far-right more than the populist-left and the populist-right, because at least they've got the balls to openly advocate the destruction of liberal norms and take direct action to that end instead of just whining about them or beating around the bush about what they'd really like to do deep down and at least they have less of a tendency to be nihilistic pessimists and have some level of positivity.

*punches the wall in frustration at the increasing degeneration of my country's political environment and its descent into adolescent contrarianism*
 
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I am so tired of having to be reminded about Rhodesia.

You don’t give a shit about decolonization or the British Empire or any of that. If I asked you who Leopold was you’d be like “… the guy who makes the keyboards?”

But you’ll still do the sarcastic “dIvErSiTy iS oUr StReNgTh” voice. Which is it?
 
Being one-lined to death. Don't you love it when you tell someone, even those that care of you and like you, about things going on in the world or the world around you and their only response is "yep"? Then they turn around and dump a grand wall of exposition expecting you to be awed or disappointed or full of wonder about them.

Finding images in search results, only to click it and not find the fucking image at all in the article or even on the site.

Spending your time bored but tired because work has really taken all of your energy to the point where you put off even chores until the last day before work week starts.
 
Some asshole revved their loud ass engine on the street and hurt my ears, and I wish I could have hurled a rock at their shitty Chevy car.
 
Along the same vein as above, now that the weather is getting better, I’m subjected to the idiot on the street behind me wanting everyone to know he owns a Harley. It’s bad enough he tears through the neighborhood going too damn fast, he will also sit on his driveway, revving, idling, revving, idling. Oh, and he has also added starting then stopping the engine over and over. Just a bunch of little dick energy with no consideration of his neighbors.

Meanwhile, the couple across the street from me also have a Harley but it’s not loud and they’re not idiots.
 
People who are... "outspoken". The pub bore types who believe that they must air their opinion on every single detail of controversial and divisive wedge issues that the popular media manufacture outrage around like it's the word of God Himself, all in public, whether online or offline. You always know where they stand, because they openly display it as their FB profile picture or tell you within five or ten minutes of conversation.
The worst is when they want you to have an opinion, and, should you not either want to give your opinion or simply not have an opinion on the matter, they get upset at you. This happened to me both online and when I was working retail.
 
Genuinely fucking DETEST people who think celebrities are "relatable". In what sense? That we both exist within the same material realm? The life of the standard wage shiller is so detached from that of the celeb you glorify it is insane. Genuinely have met people who spend their entire paycheck to go to a "circus and bread" show and scream because "SHE TOUCHED MY HAND!!"

Whilst I do understand the appeal of aspirational people, WHY are they glorifying female rappers who write dull tunes about their fucking vaginas instead of someone who has actually achieved something. Boggles the mind.
 
WHY are they glorifying female rappers who write dull tunes about their fucking vaginas instead of someone who has actually achieved something.
I mean, I get why you might admire a celebrity if they've been through some shit and turned it around (Danny Trejo), or if they manage to appear kind and humble despite being insanely rich (Keanu Reeves).

Do I think they'd be my buddy if we met randomly at some point? Of course not. I'm not interesting or connected enough to make myself a fixture in their lives. But that's true for the people who don't have particularly admirable qualities, either.

Thread: I've been sad a lot lately, and I'm getting help. But, sometimes I get overwhelmed and upset, and it can't wait until I get home. The ones that annoy me most are the people who know exactly what my problem is and decide they're going to cheer me up despite the fact that they don't know what my problem is because they didn't ask. I thank them politely for the help, but it's like, I know you don't care enough to ask, but stop being the Main Fucking Character who obviously knows how to save the day. You didn't even try.
 
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