Iran Crisis & the 2026 War between Iran and the United States, Gulf States, and Israel - Please focus on news and coverage, not argumentation.

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Trump said the war is almost complete.

Sounds like a pretty big L for America.

Pissed off all the Gulf states, removed sanctions from Russian oil, lost a bunch of high-tech equipment, retreated from Saudi Arabia this morning, solidified IRGC control of Iran + a created a new hardline leader,
Nah, the Gulf States are pretty happy because all the Iranian proxies have been annihilated and Iran is now poor. Even if the IRGC hauled ass, that's like 20 years of breathing room for the Arabs.
 
Yeah, this shit is gonna with a serbia situation where the populace will despise murica for fucking them over.
Again, I would love to see a restored secular Iran that isn’t ruled over by a bunch of retards but there will have to be some proof the Iranians can manage that. I sure as fuck don’t want America to have to constantly tardwrangle tribes that beg the US to “do something” then 6 months later yell “Death to America” because, despite definitely not being Arabs, it’s a real possibility.

After this I hope we stick with the our hemisphere. They seem far more reasonable to deal with than literally any nation in the ME.
 
Pissed off all the Gulf states
You mean the states who all hate Iran now even more than before?
removed sanctions from Russia oil
How is this a bad thing? Cheaper gas for us, and I don't care what happens to Ukraine.
lost a bunch of high-tech equipment
Oh, no. A whole 0.3% of the military budget.
retreated from Saudi Arabia this morning
I didn't even hear about this until now, so it clearly wasn't thing big of a deal.
solidified IRGC control of Iran + a created a new hardline leader
So, worst case scenario is Iran ends up where they already were but with all of their equipment gone? Sounds like a win to me.
 
What did he mean by this

WTI at $85.91 oh no bricsisters
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The trans genocide continues!1!
Please don’t make fun. I’m a little shy.
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Gtfo bitch.
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I’ll be pissed if legit refugees get hosed (archive). We should only allow in athletic foreign women. Not fighting aged men. God I hate the leaders in the anglosphere.
 
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Trump said to CBS the military objectives are being reached so fast the war may be over faster than he thought

BRICSimp translation: DRUMPF LOST HE'S SURRENDURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED

I expect the war will continue until the end of the month still. At least
It's called narrative framing. Trump didn't declare the war was over, but he is the one setting the terms that it will end soon. That statement alone realigns people's perceptions from this being something that has no solid end to something that has achieved most of its goals and is in the process of winding down while cleanup is accomplished.
 
All it takes is a proof of concept to give others the confidence to do it themselves. Iran has mostly been keeping ships in port out of fear rather than physical attacks. Inb4 they obliterate a tanker, and it's all over again.
The price for running the Strait will rise until greed wins out. Let's wait and see how high the Iranians can drive that price. At least we might get some kino FPV footage of oil tankers getting punched holes in them.
 
The price for running the Strait will rise until greed wins out. Let's wait and see how high the Iranians can drive that price. At least we might get some kino FPV footage of oil tankers getting punched holes in them.
The only ship that made the transit recently is the Shenlong which did it last night. The Pola went INTO the Gulf last week. Every other ship was Chinese and granted passage by Iran or were Iranian in origin.
 
The price for running the Strait will rise until greed wins out. Let's wait and see how high the Iranians can drive that price.

they are losing military equipment and munitions every day, and their ability to replace those losses is also under attack
with every passing day the risk of crossing the strait diminishes further
 
CENTCOM's daily dose of kino.
This conflict serves as the military's advertising budget now.

I'm kinda skeptical that this magical "JUST TURN YOUR TRANSPONDER OFF, 4HEAD" tactic is really all it takes, but the money thinks its real and so... it is real.
Venezuela was using Flightradar24, and the Iranians can't hit a moving target without intel which they sorely lack now. Those open source transponder tracking sites were likely their biggest source of information so, it works. Islamic browns keep loosing.

Its apparent the US took out Irans Navy ships to avoid further fallout from attacks on oil tankers. Israel wasn't worried about Irans frigates attacking them, the US was afraid of them attacking the oil tankers and shelling the gulf countries.
 
Update on the Iranian women's soccer team in Australia - five of them escaped and defected, then Trump bitched at Albanese until Australia agreed to help the girls if they didn't want to go back to Iran. A few of them chose to return.
 
Told you guys oil would calm down within a month. I wasn't expecting to be fine by Monday, though.

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Hezbollah launched a missile barrage against Central Israel and managed to score a hit against a radar installation in Beit Shemesh.️ According to the Israeli Channel 15, initial assessments suggest Hezbollah used an advanced long-range ground-to-ground missile in the barrage, likely provided by Iran.

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The Israeli Air Force carried out a strike on a drone command headquarters of Iran’s Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps as part of a broader wave of attacks on multiple regime targets across Iran. According to the Israeli military, the site served as a central facility responsible for launching unmanned aerial vehicles and storing additional drones prepared for operations. Israeli officials said the location had been used by Iran to launch UAV attacks toward Israel.

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US intel agencies intercepted activation signals for sleeper cells in the US. Stay frosty my fellow Americans.

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Grand Ayatollah Mojtaba Khamenei, the new Supreme Leader of IR Iran, was found to be the owner of two luxury apartments in Kensington. The combined value of the two properties is estimated at $67 million. The property is 50 metres from the Israeli embassy, and it's potentially being used for espionage. No clue how something so obvious could have slipped under the MI5's radar until after his election as Supreme Leader.



US-Israeli airstrikes target Isfahan.
 
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