📚 Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[LaughJoke2.0]

Happy International Women's Day, kiwis! I am gently paging @Magic Pickle and requesting an MTF seethe-a-thon, to celebrate women and their achievements. I would do it myself, but I am nowhere near qualified or good enough at hunting seethe to do so. The honor goes to the Pickle.

That's brilliant International Women's Day is on Daylight Savings Time meaning they only get 23 Hours

 

[Moldy Loaf Of Bread]

Of course none of them pass, but it's true some not-pass harder than others.

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“Im about to be 38 Ive been saving money consistently for two years, despite all my efforts I just can’t save up enough to be a millionaire and I cant afford to live the way I deserve. I feel like I dont get to experience so many of the positive things that other rich girls get to experience and it makes me miserable. And I cant do anything about that this is just my life now. I would never live below my means, So what do I even do now? It feels like im just going to be stuck miserable with a bank account I hate for the rest of my life.”


See how fucking stupid and childish they sound?

Welcome to adulthood; life’s tough, wear a helmet.

 

[Waffle Iron]

The thing about trannies is that they don't want to be women, they want to be genki anime girls or bookish nerds from a Harry Potter fanfic. They want a fantasy, not the gritty reality.

Don't forget the older type that want to be bimbo hooker whores.

 

[gampboonerisms]

That's brilliant International Women's Day is on Daylight Savings Time meaning they only get 23 Hours

Fucking PINK TAX once again.
Although, that is a whole 23 hours a man can never be a woman so lmao.

 

[Milles d'Allemagne]

Don't forget the older type that want to be bimbo hooker whores.

reposting a classic

 

[Sean Andalou]

reposting a classic

Still not convinced that wasn't a troll.

 

[Accidental Protege]

Still not convinced that wasn't a troll.

At least it’s in the correct bathroom

 

[Syikeblade]

A tranny finds a guy on a dating app that's interested in him because he thinks he's a she....until he finds out he's just a fag.

And then has the gaul to pull an trans women aren't different from other girls! After getting rejected.

Spoiler: Your average gaycel

matched with a guy on the apps who was really into me... until I told him I'm transtransitioning (self.StraightTransGirls)
submitted 16 hours ago * by chaospacemarines
So I've been trying to get serious about dating again after taking a year off as I was starting my transition. I matched with a guy yesterday and he was super into me, calling me hot and flirting with me and saying he wanted to make out with me, and things were going well. He asked me out, and that's when I told him I'm trans.
He didn't seem to take it very well. He didn't respond for like 20 minutes and when he did, he said "I've never been with a trans person before, but I think we could be really good friends". I told him that I wasn't looking on here for friends, and that im not that different from other girls. He said he believed me and that we could "hang out and see if we clicked". So the date is still happening I suppose, but I feel kind of deflated. Anyone else dealing with stuff like this?

I love this comment chain here bringing back "super straight"

Spoiler: Yes it's still gay

FantasticCap7619 5 points 14 hours ago
He seem to be attracted to you still, but can’t tab his head around the fact that you’re trans. I mean you have to take control, if you meet him don’t hashed sex just to get validation if that’s not what you’re looking for. Men know how to take advantage of insecurity. Stay safe

[–]gori_sanatani 5 points 14 hours ago
Yeah I've been there. I would just move on honestly. No point in dwelling on it and putting your energy into it.

[–]Intelligent-Fun7606 0 points 12 hours ago
Yeah definitely

[–]DirtFem 4 points 14 hours ago
I mean yeah it happens often, we just move on there’s no reason to beg a man to be with us

[–]Bigenderqueen -9 points 14 hours ago
He’s super straight. Nothing you can do but move on.

[–]femboyrechelle 5 points 14 hours ago
Folks is it gay to be attracted to trans girls

[–]Bigenderqueen -5 points 14 hours ago
I’m not saying it’s gay, but the high-demand guy she was flirting with identifies as super straight. Heterosexuals who actively exclude trans people from dating them.

[–]S4fEZealoU5ldeaI 0 points 12 hours ago
you can say that but any “super” straight can be attracted to a trans person that fits his attraction, sorry u are clocky and can’t fall under that

[–]DirtFem 6 points 14 hours ago
Super straight……..

[–]Bigenderqueen 0 points 13 hours ago
That’s what the transphobes who excludes trans women call themselves. I’m trying to help her identify the toxic people.

[–]DirtFem 5 points 13 hours ago
Using that term that honestly shouldn't exist isn't helping that mama cause it inherently makes trans women men since it insinuates we're not woman enough for a straight man to like.

[–]Ambitious_Bat3277 0 points 11 hours ago
Its just a term. Its the same as him saying he's not into trans women, just put into two words. Nothing wrong about it. If a guy doesnt want to date a trans woman, that's not a crime or something morally wrong.

[–]DirtFem 0 points 10 hours ago
Nobody said it was you’re just looking you feel victimized for no reason

[–]Ambitious_Bat3277 0 points 9 hours ago
So then why shouldn't the term exist? And I will say it feels like youre projecting with saying i feel like im victimized. It honestly sounds like you feel like super straight is an attack or something negative on trans women. Edit: If anything, its better than a guy saying he's heterosexual, then rejects a trans woman for being trans

[–]Bigenderqueen 2 points 13 hours ago
My apologies. I didn’t mean to offend anyone.

[–]femboyrechelle 3 points 15 hours ago
Yea idk if I could be fucked to be another clueless man's teacher and guide them how to be with a trans. I just want someone that doesn't make it as big of a deal and treat me like they would another girl. The mental gymnastics and fear of getting rejected will break me.

[–]FantasticCap7619 1 point 14 hours ago
Yes! I really have no energy for guys who have been living under a rock. Like I just want to get some drinks and make out not give you a lecture.

Funny how they know what a man should be, but I bet if a pooner tried to ask them out it would be a NO.

They need to start dating their fellow incels.

http://archive.today/C3d5D

 

[Candidate No 7]

Am I trans? At a Loss.​

I first imagined myself as a girl in my early teens and it's stayed with me apparently well enough to navigate 3 dysphoria assessments and have bottom surgery.

Then my long term partner sat across our kitchen table yesterday and told me she thinks I have made it all up and doesn't believe I am trans and that it began as an escape from not being able to live up to my parents' expectations and is a sexually motivated desire to wear women's clothes.

Her timing was perfect as I am questioning whether transition at my age was worth it. I cannot get a job, I find myself on the outside of everything, I was misgendered by someone who has only known me after transition and realistically I'm never going to have a life as a woman, that ship has sailed.

Every day I have less faith in myself, I question myself endlessly and wonder if my life would not have been better if I'd not transitioned but simply gone on as I was for what years I have left. At least the only person who hated me as him was me.

If you read this far, thank you. I'm not looking for comments, I won't be reading them.

His missus has nailed it but she could have told him earlier!

 

[Firby Nurbs]

another woman got his vagina against right wingers attempts of not allowing mentally ill people mutilating themselves alhamdulillah

 

[FOUND YOU!]

That's brilliant International Women's Day is on Daylight Savings Time meaning they only get 23 Hours

That's the same energy as making February, the month with the fewest days, Black History Month.

 

[P. Barnes’ THOT 2.0]

calling me hot and flirting with me and saying he wanted to make out with me, and things were going well. He asked me out, and that's when I told him I'm trans.

Okay, I know to never believe anything a troon says, but this is more unbelievable than normal. Do grown adults talk about “making out”? That’s what I overhear when my middle school daughter and her friends talk about classmates. Who makes out past like, twenty? Am I out of touch?

 

[Frunkiss]

Okay, I know to never believe anything a troon says, but this is more unbelievable than normal. Do grown adults talk about “making out”? That’s what I overhear when my middle school daughter and her friends talk about classmates. Who makes out past like, twenty? Am I out of touch?

No, it's them who are wrong. They are stuck living out this teenage/young adult fantasy.

 

[Pig Cups]

"Unless you’re a rich, white cis man, you’re on the chopping block to a certain degree. Women are not safe, and trans women are part of that."

No, no…shut the fuck up right now with that shit. You DO NOT get to do that.

Difficulties that women face, that are a byproduct of their existence as the female sex, are not yours to co-opt for your fetishistic nonsense. Those are not, and will never be, your struggles. Because you’re not women.

Similarly, don’t act as if the non-issues that negatively affect your troonness are also issues that will deleteriously affect women. Your attempt to “rally the cis troops” over this is untruthful and erroneous. Your entirely self-inflicted problems are the result of the stupidity of your own choice to publicly broadcast your freakish, perverted mental illness on your person. Women don’t choose to be women, and everything incidental to being a woman- they just are. No one has any control as to which sex they are formed/birthed as. Ergo, your troon issues will never be “women’s issues,” or vice versa. They’re willful “autistic AGP skinwalking man in a dress issues.”

The thing about trannies is that they don't want to be women, they want to be genki anime girls or bookish nerds from a Harry Potter fanfic. They want a fantasy, not the gritty reality.

Well…maybe not anymore

I would do it myself, but I am nowhere near qualified or good enough at hunting seethe to do so. The honor goes to the Pickle.

Few to none of us also possess their imaginatively snappy way with words. The Almighty Pickle is the true scribe.

another woman got his vagina against right wingers attempts of not allowing mentally ill people mutilating themselves alhamdulillah

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I know that we typically reserve the “he-looks-like-Kermit” barbs for our nemesis, Dong Gone Jones, but damn…this is one muppet-esque motherfucker.

 

[Sean Andalou]

Difficulties that women face, that are a byproduct of their existence as the female sex, are not yours to co-opt for your fetishistic nonsense. Those are not, and will never be, your struggles. Because you’re not women.

Quoting it so I can slap on a few more of these ==>

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Pooners on the other hand sometimes really do pass, at least when clothed.
I really don't expect this selfie is heavily filtered or anything like that.

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If I saw her dressed like the above while walking down the street would not assume pooner.
Two more selfies at link.
One of them with a cowboy hat, one with a weird (on purpose) "Power Ranger" outfit.

 

[Wigger Rights Advocate]

another woman got his vagina against right wingers attempts of not allowing mentally ill people mutilating themselves alhamdulillah

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Imagine you're donating your blood, thinking you're gonna help someone fighting some terrible disease or make it after a car crash, and it goes to this faggot. Dark stuff.

 

[dontwantagoudatime24]

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You just know.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Imagine you're donating your blood, thinking you're gonna help someone fighting some terrible disease or make it after a car crash, and it goes to this faggot. Dark stuff.

Faggots should get Faggot blood.

Also, "Vaginoplasty sex reassignment gender affirming surgery" it's like the LGBTQIA+2Spirits what the fuck is with these freaks adding more words to their non-sense is it they think if they keep adding they can confuse us into accepting their idiocy.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Faggots should get Faggot blood.

Nobody's going to believe this dude got the grids from a transfusion, anyway.

 

[Billy Hargrove]

Pooners on the other hand sometimes really do pass, at least when clothed.

Was thinking about this lately. The poc pooners tend to “pass” a little better than the white ones, I think cos they tend to be the hsts butch ones (not that the rare black/brown fujos don’t exist of course.)