General Wrestling Discussion

[Thiletonomics]

And unsurprisingly, the Reversal change in 2K26 to make it tied to Stamina and the "Purple Stamina bar" makes the game more of a chore to play:



And 2K obviously made all of these changes (this, Battle Pass, Island on PC, Denuvo) because they surely needed to get more money out of the WWE license.

 

[CyrusHowler]

Cody vs Randy at WM42
Between that and the fucking winded tomato who should have retired from sports in shame after getting his ass kicked in the UFC vs the part timer who wrestles 3 times a year, this PLE is going to be a dumpster fire, and I'm here for it.

Guess you’ll die.

i’m good with the main events

Only retards aren’t. Case in point above and below.

Best thing they can do for the Cody vs Orton match is to turn it into a fatal 4 way with Drew getting his rematch and Jacob entering too.

Yeah that’s not unnecessarily confusing shit or anything.

The people crying about Cody winning on a Smackdown wouldn't have survived the monday night wars

What gets me is that they think they’re morally and intellectually superior than you if you don’t hate it. They think you’re some “slop shoveler consoomer” or whatever if you don’t hate everything in every medium that is made after 2010.
Everything new sucks, I only like old stuff, I’m a shitbag.

And this is coming from someone who genuinely likes older movies than newer ones, I just don’t sit here and pretend EVERYTHING new is awful. These people need to take a walk or something.

 

[Lip Glossary]

It's not a matter of not understanding what WWE is doing, I just don't like it. How about that?

It's annoying that they are dick riding Punk so hard that he got two main events in a row at WM, the guy can't work and he was literally only brought back to spite Tony Khan.
They have dick Rhode Cody twice as hard because this is his fourth WM in a row where he's either fighting for the title or defending it.
Neither of these assholes are Cena or Taker or the Rock in their prime, can we switch it up a little bit please?
I'm literally only watching WWE at this point for the female wrestling and if I see less Joshis and Sol Ruca and more Rhea Hogan and AJ Lee I'm about to take a break from this bull shit.

The people crying about Cody winning on a Smackdown wouldn't have survived the monday night wars

Yeah we would have died of sepsis from all the shit booking.

 

[Well Intentioned]

Cody winning on a random Smackdown eons ago wouldn't have happened because we'd have been honeydicked with Cody winning and HHH overturning it after the commercial break.

 

[CyrusHowler]

I'm about to take a break from this bull shit.

Please do.

 

[trent]

Thekla sounds drunk as fuck and it's fucking fun, I know she's from Austria but I have a mental image of her downing kegs as she goes out to cut a promo.

Thekla rules. She calls all the other women "dumb bitches", insults Thunder Rosa in Spanish and swears constantly during her matches.

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

Thekla rules. She calls all the other women "dumb bitches", insults Thunder Rosa in Spanish and swears constantly during her matches.

thekla needs to make some arnold blacknigga sounds since shes from austria.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Thekla sounds drunk as fuck and it's fucking fun, I know she's from Austria but I have a mental image of her downing kegs as she goes out to cut a promo.

Like this:

 

[Lip Glossary]

Please do.

Oh don't worry I'll still be posting here for you, sweetheart.

 

[Chad Holdenford]

SESScoops:

CM Punk Says He Has 'Cried Once A Day' Since Thanksgiving Remembering Larry.​

What an utter fucking dork. The least "punk" human being on the planet.

For a minute there I thought he was talking about Larry Sweeney. Now, there's a guy sorely missed in today's dire rasslin landscape.

 

[Xavier Renegade Angel]

The people crying about Cody winning on a Smackdown wouldn't have survived the monday night wars

i don't blame Cody it's all on this bad booking. Trips trying to turn him into his Cena won't work. This stuff used to happen all the time back then but at least those were exciting times and we didn't have a show dedicated to destroying kayfabe

 

[Dragged Into Sunlight]

SESScoops:

CM Punk Says He Has 'Cried Once A Day' Since Thanksgiving Remembering Larry.​

What an utter fucking dork. The least "punk" human being on the planet.

Even my brothers and I didn't cry about the dog after a couple of days had passed after he died in his sleep. Listen, I love my dogs more than most people but they're still dogs and you're still a 40 year old man. It's really sad how people are now using dogs as a proxy for children and treat them as such.

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

i still cry about my dog.

 

[trent]

A nothing match from a random episode of Smackdown in 2011 is somehow the main event of WWEs biggest show of the year.

 

[herefortheactualthreads]

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A nothing match from a random episode of Smackdown in 2011 is somehow the main event of WWEs biggest show of the year.

no story buildup? hope rhodes legendkills orton this time after 20 years.

 

[CyrusHowler]

Oh don't worry I'll still be posting here for you, sweetheart.

If anyone here is “sweetheart”, it’s you Lip Glossary.

 

[Ambient Occlusion]

I'm like 10 pages late on the comedy wrestler discussion, but fuck it. I'm going to shout out The Hurricane. His segments with The Rock still make me laugh. He nails that "lovable wigger geek" persona.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

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A nothing match from a random episode of Smackdown in 2011 is somehow the main event of WWEs biggest show of the year.

The only way it's even remotely interesting is if Orton turns heel in the build to the match (so we don't get "I respect you, my friend, but I'm going to win!" promos the entire time) then he beats Cody by bringing back the punt kick.

 

[The Vaper Friend]

Yeah that’s not unnecessarily confusing shit or anything.

Drew should have a rematch clause, Jacob has been involved with the two title changes this year looking to get whoever took him out between Cody and Drew, Drew has interfered in Jacobs two qualifying matches for the Elimination Chamber costing him potential title shots, Randy won the chamber, and Cody is that champion I don't see how this is confusing.

 

[PS1gamenwatch]

An old NWA Dallas promo with Junkyard Dog and Ahmed Johnson from 1994:

I wonder why WWF never considered to bring JYD back in 94 considering how much stars that left. Also that pause at the end, it's like he's wondering what Ahmed was saying.